The Energon Pub

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:10 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Since when does logic show it's prepy face around here?

Since we started talking about deep iportant subjects like quote universes.

Composed of quote galaxies composed of quote systems composed of quote planets.... all the way down to the tiniest of quote atoms

*blech* uh... stomach hurts... musta been that quote Randy I ate.

by **Halo** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:18 am

Those are poisonous. I'd get your stomach pumped.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:43 pm

Halo wrote:Those are poisonous. I'd get your stomach pumped.

Got it covered.

*Locust holds up a tire pump with an extra long hose*

Now hold very very still...

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:31 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:Those are poisonous. I'd get your stomach pumped.

Got it covered.

*Locust holds up a tire pump with an extra long hose*

Now hold very very still...

I'll take the scarier method. *watches Contact and Gili at the same time*

*vomits, leg falls off, eyes pop like balloons, and my tounge flees to hide in the toilet*

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:26 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:Those are poisonous. I'd get your stomach pumped.

Got it covered.

*Locust holds up a tire pump with an extra long hose*

Now hold very very still...

I'll take the scarier method. *watches Contact and Gili at the same time*

*vomits, leg falls off, eyes pop like balloons, and my tounge flees to hide in the toilet*

Well, new plan then.

*Locust throws a smoke grenade and vanishes in a wisp.*

...

*Locust reappears dressed as a priest and hacking due to severe inhalation of smoke*

Dearly beloved *COUGHCOUGH* we are gathered here to mourn the passing of PW. Or at least to honor the parts we could find before we recycle them as french cuisine.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:33 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I'll take the scarier method. *watches Contact and Gili at the same time*

*vomits, leg falls off, eyes pop like balloons, and my tounge flees to hide in the toilet*

Well, new plan then.

*Locust throws a smoke grenade and vanishes in a wisp.*

...

*Locust reappears dressed as a priest and hacking due to severe inhalation of smoke*

Dearly beloved *COUGHCOUGH* we are gathered here to mourn the passing of PW. Or at least to honor the parts we could find before we recycle them as french cuisine.

ouathgafmmmaghchhhhhh....
(translated for those who don't understand mumblin)
*Well, that's what I get for eating the excorsist DVD set.

by **Halo** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:40 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I'll take the scarier method. *watches Contact and Gili at the same time*

*vomits, leg falls off, eyes pop like balloons, and my tounge flees to hide in the toilet*

Well, new plan then.

*Locust throws a smoke grenade and vanishes in a wisp.*

...

*Locust reappears dressed as a priest and hacking due to severe inhalation of smoke*

Dearly beloved *COUGHCOUGH* we are gathered here to mourn the passing of PW. Or at least to honor the parts we could find before we recycle them as french cuisine.

ouathgafmmmaghchhhhhh....
(translated for those who don't understand mumblin)
*Well, that's what I get for eating the excorsist DVD set.

I heard that they give you gas.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:45 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Well, new plan then.

*Locust throws a smoke grenade and vanishes in a wisp.*

...

*Locust reappears dressed as a priest and hacking due to severe inhalation of smoke*

Dearly beloved *COUGHCOUGH* we are gathered here to mourn the passing of PW. Or at least to honor the parts we could find before we recycle them as french cuisine.

ouathgafmmmaghchhhhhh....
(translated for those who don't understand mumblin)
*Well, that's what I get for eating the excorsist DVD set.

I heard that they give you gas.

Nothing wrong with that. Watch carefully.

*Locust clenches his teeth. After a few moments, he begins to rise from the ground.*

The longer I hold it in, the more damage I do to the ozone layer. :grin:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:00 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:ouathgafmmmaghchhhhhh....
(translated for those who don't understand mumblin)
*Well, that's what I get for eating the excorsist DVD set.

I heard that they give you gas.

Nothing wrong with that. Watch carefully.

*Locust clenches his teeth. After a few moments, he begins to rise from the ground.*

The longer I hold it in, the more damage I do to the ozone layer.

Just like Booger man.

by **Halo** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:22 am

You're all disgusting.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:11 pm

Halo wrote:You're all disgusting.

for me being called that is like winning an oscar.

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:39 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:You're all disgusting.

for me being called that is like winning an oscar.

My movies all won Oscars. Well, maybe not won, but the trophies are currently in my possession. :twisted:

by **Halo** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:40 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:You're all disgusting.

for me being called that is like winning an oscar.

My movies all won Oscars. Well, maybe not won, but the trophies are currently in my possession.

Gimme.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:40 am

Halo wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
My movies all won Oscars. Well, maybe not won, but the trophies are currently in my possession.

Gimme.

Okay. *hands over oreos, a statue of chuck norris, and my sister's puppy*

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:46 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
My movies all won Oscars. Well, maybe not won, but the trophies are currently in my possession.

Gimme.

Okay. *hands over oreos, a statue of chuck norris, and my sister's puppy*

And the best part, My oscars are safe.

*Locust fails to realize that his collection of Oscars has been swapped for gold-foil wrapped chocolate*

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:00 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:And the best part, My oscars are safe.

*Locust fails to realize that his collection of Oscars has been swapped for gold-foil wrapped chocolate*

Why does your Key to the Starbase have toothmarks all over it? :-?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:31 am

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:And the best part, My oscars are safe.

*Locust fails to realize that his collection of Oscars has been swapped for gold-foil wrapped chocolate*

Why does your Key to the Starbase have toothmarks all over it?

Depends, when did grandpa simpson get loose and wind up in your avatar?

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:03 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Binaltech Bombshell wrote:Why does your Key to the Starbase have toothmarks all over it?

Depends, when did grandpa simpson get loose and wind up in your avatar?

That caught my eye too. But having that image over "Guardian of seibertron" just seems right.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:04 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Binaltech Bombshell wrote:Why does your Key to the Starbase have toothmarks all over it?

Depends, when did grandpa simpson get loose and wind up in your avatar?

That caught my eye too. But having that image over "Guardian of seibertron" just seems right.

That avatar should come with a voice clip.
Grandpa S: "Help me! I went online to get my medicare and got lost along the way!"

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:41 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Depends, when did grandpa simpson get loose and wind up in your avatar?

That caught my eye too. But having that image over "Guardian of seibertron" just seems right.

That avatar should come with a voice clip.
Grandpa S: "Help me! I went online to get my medicare and got lost along the way!"

Consarn kids, you're ignorant! In 1903 Charles Lindburgh invented the Internet using only a thimbleful of corn oil. Singlehandedly won us the Civil War it did!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:07 pm

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:That caught my eye too. But having that image over "Guardian of seibertron" just seems right.

That avatar should come with a voice clip.
Grandpa S: "Help me! I went online to get my medicare and got lost along the way!"

Consarn kids, you're ignorant! In 1903 Charles Lindburgh invented the Internet using only a thimbleful of corn oil. Singlehandedly won us the Civil War it did!

I always wanted Grandpa to get his own radio show.

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:12 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Binaltech Bombshell wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:That avatar should come with a voice clip.
Grandpa S: "Help me! I went online to get my medicare and got lost along the way!"

Consarn kids, you're ignorant! In 1903 Charles Lindburgh invented the Internet using only a thimbleful of corn oil. Singlehandedly won us the Civil War it did!

I always wanted Grandpa to get his own radio show.

Be wary of your wishes. He had a one-liner in Road RAge that made me laugh so hard I dropped my controller.

"Take me to Grandma's world. I'm Horny!!!"

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:49 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I always wanted Grandpa to get his own radio show.

Be wary of your wishes. He had a one-liner in Road RAge that made me laugh so hard I dropped my controller.

"Take me to Grandma's world. I'm Horny!!!"

and I have to admit I laughed out loud at that episode. I demand more laughs from senile old coots.

by **Halo** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:09 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I always wanted Grandpa to get his own radio show.

Be wary of your wishes. He had a one-liner in Road RAge that made me laugh so hard I dropped my controller.

"Take me to Grandma's world. I'm Horny!!!"

and I have to admit I laughed out loud at that episode. I demand more laughs from senile old coots.

Senile old coots rock my world.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:39 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Be wary of your wishes. He had a one-liner in Road RAge that made me laugh so hard I dropped my controller.

"Take me to Grandma's world. I'm Horny!!!"

and I have to admit I laughed out loud at that episode. I demand more laughs from senile old coots.

Senile old coots rock my world.

oh do they? :lol: