The Energon Pub

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:49 pm

*PW careens through a fruit stand and a baby carriage before bouncing off a fake rubber wall, taking out the hysterical on the rebound mother before landing on SM1*

Why do I taste watermelon, baby, AND asphalt?

by **SoundMaster1** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:11 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW careens through a fruit stand and a baby carriage before bouncing off a fake rubber wall, taking out the hysterical on the rebound mother before landing on SM1*

Why do I taste watermelon, baby, AND asphalt?

because god hates you and wants you to burn.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:44 pm

SoundMaster1 wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW careens through a fruit stand and a baby carriage before bouncing off a fake rubber wall, taking out the hysterical on the rebound mother before landing on SM1*

Why do I taste watermelon, baby, AND asphalt?

because god hates you and wants you to burn.

God being the watermelon's family.

by **SoundMaster1** » Mon May 03, 2010 3:19 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
SoundMaster1 wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW careens through a fruit stand and a baby carriage before bouncing off a fake rubber wall, taking out the hysterical on the rebound mother before landing on SM1*

Why do I taste watermelon, baby, AND asphalt?

because god hates you and wants you to burn.

God being the watermelon's family.

That too...):>

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Tue May 04, 2010 2:00 pm

*a group of wall gnomes slide a wall into another part of the Office. where the wall was left, an accordion shaped WP slinks up and down, to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu May 06, 2010 9:35 am

Wheelimus Prime wrote:*a group of wall gnomes slide a wall into another part of the Office. where the wall was left, an accordion shaped WP slinks up and down, to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"*

*PW then shows up covered in watermelon gore*
nice rendition, but it needs more...

*plays the bag pipe, and some how everyone can hear a kazoo being played as well*

by **SoundMaster1** » Mon May 10, 2010 11:37 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Wheelimus Prime wrote:*a group of wall gnomes slide a wall into another part of the Office. where the wall was left, an accordion shaped WP slinks up and down, to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"*

*PW then shows up covered in watermelon gore*
nice rendition, but it needs more...

*plays the bag pipe, and some how everyone can hear a kazoo being played as well*

*pulls out keyboard and makes it all techno-y*Yay, techno-y stuff!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue May 11, 2010 10:58 am

SoundMaster1 wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Wheelimus Prime wrote:*a group of wall gnomes slide a wall into another part of the Office. where the wall was left, an accordion shaped WP slinks up and down, to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"*

*PW then shows up covered in watermelon gore*
nice rendition, but it needs more...

*plays the bag pipe, and some how everyone can hear a kazoo being played as well*

*pulls out keyboard and makes it all techno-y*Yay, techno-y stuff!

*suddenly the kazoo stops playing*

Excuse me... *digs in his pants for a second, Kazoo continues playing* There we go. *resumes bagpiping*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun May 16, 2010 4:03 pm

*PW climbs to the top of the tower and rings the bell with a ham sandwich*

HERE YE HERE YE! Will all insane people please report back! Things are getting too sane on this site!

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Sun May 16, 2010 4:11 pm

Anyone else sad about the death of Ronnie James Dio?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun May 16, 2010 4:20 pm

Name_Violation wrote:Anyone else sad about the death of Ronnie James Dio?

... I hadn't heard.

... The man who made popular the devil horns now sits in Valhalla... :sad:

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon May 17, 2010 3:31 pm

*WP enters the scene, riding on a unicarpet*

you guys wanna see a magic trick?

*holds up index finger. quickly wooshes finger so it looks like he changed it to his pinky like magic*

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Mon May 17, 2010 6:31 pm

wanna see one of MY tricks?

:Smacks WP with a fish:

TAH DAH

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon May 17, 2010 7:33 pm

My magic trick involves Randy, a dead hooker, a glass of water, a tennis racquet, and a paper plate. Its banned in 53 states.

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Mon May 17, 2010 7:35 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:My magic trick involves Randy, a dead hooker, a glass of water, a tennis racquet, and a paper plate. Its banned in 53 states.

thats no magic trick, thats an average friday night for you.

good to be back

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon May 17, 2010 9:45 pm

oh hell yeah. Now... who needs help disposing of a body? I need a meal. *rattles tin cup*

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Tue May 18, 2010 5:15 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:oh hell yeah. Now... who needs help disposing of a body? I need a meal. *rattles tin cup*

How do i know you just won't by booze?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue May 18, 2010 8:35 am

Dr. Heavy B wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:oh hell yeah. Now... who needs help disposing of a body? I need a meal. *rattles tin cup*

How do i know you just won't by booze?

huh? I'm talking about the secret 5th meal, and the 5th meal is booze.

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Tue May 18, 2010 10:57 am

why didn't you say so?

: dumps jack danials in the cup:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue May 18, 2010 11:11 am

Dr. Heavy B wrote:why didn't you say so?

: dumps jack danials in the cup:

so glad you worded it that way. Once someone named Daniels Jack dumped in my cup.

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Wed May 26, 2010 7:23 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Dr. Heavy B wrote:why didn't you say so?

: dumps jack danials in the cup:

so glad you worded it that way. Once someone named Daniels Jack dumped in my cup.

i truley hate when that happens

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed May 26, 2010 11:15 am

IT was a sad day for PW. *drinks his jack and throws Heavy B in front of an oncoming bus*

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat May 29, 2010 9:30 pm

*Locust makes an unscheduled cameo*

Not having internet access was the longest 3 weeks of my life. But at least I got a new place.

*Locust watches a meteor crash into his new home, destroying both the home and the source of internet access*

What a sad coincidence... :BOOM:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun May 30, 2010 1:28 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:*Locust makes an unscheduled cameo*

Not having internet access was the longest 3 weeks of my life. But at least I got a new place.

*Locust watches a meteor crash into his new home, destroying both the home and the source of internet access*

What a sad coincidence...

*PW plucks the banjo of saddness in remembrance of Locust's house... and the comet. After all it could have hit an orphanage instead*

Still, wonderful to have the thong wearing bozo back. :grin:

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun May 30, 2010 9:30 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:*Locust makes an unscheduled cameo*

Not having internet access was the longest 3 weeks of my life. But at least I got a new place.

*Locust watches a meteor crash into his new home, destroying both the home and the source of internet access*

What a sad coincidence...

*PW plucks the banjo of saddness in remembrance of Locust's house... and the comet. After all it could have hit an orphanage instead*

Still, wonderful to have the thong wearing bozo back.

Sadly, my entire supply of thongs was in that home. sigh... But at least I get to enjoy the draft.

*Locust stands up, revealing that he's wearing a belt with a hanging black bar with the word 'censored' on it.*

I think this is an acceptable substitute.

*Locust turns to walk away, revealing a bare backside. Nearby, twenty three Randy's hand fourty-seven simultaneous heart attacks*