The Energon Pub

[Blastback]

You...don't wanna do that. I kind of put some experimental powder on it, just to see what would happen.

On second thought, DO IT.

I would if whatever it is you put on there hadn't dissolved the feather... and my hand... and is somehow eating its way up my arm.

The results are better than I suspected. Excellent.

That was my cinnmax hand you... maybe I shouldn't have scratched myself after tickling Locust... excuse me.

AAAAAAAAARGH!

You've been reading the first Cable and Deadpool arc recently haven't you?

[Wheelimus Prime]

*meanwhile, WP is being chased by the wall-knomes and the long-lost dustbunny alliance*

HELP!!!!!!!!!!

*somehow runs into a wall as the dustbunnies begin eating me alive*

[Psycho Warrior]

You've been reading the first Cable and Deadpool arc recently haven't you?

haven't read it in a while, but i do own it.

[Blastback]

You've been reading the first Cable and Deadpool arc recently haven't you?

haven't read it in a while, but i do own it.

"That was my cinnmax hand" is just about a dead quote from one of the issues. God I loved that series.

Duck Tape Duck Tape Duck Tape!!!!!!!!!

[Psycho Warrior]

You've been reading the first Cable and Deadpool arc recently haven't you?

haven't read it in a while, but i do own it.

"That was my cinnmax hand" is just about a dead quote from one of the issues. God I loved that series.

Duck Tape Duck Tape Duck Tape!!!!!!!!!

My favorite DP joke: the manly scooter. Hilarity always follows that thing.

[Blastback]

You've been reading the first Cable and Deadpool arc recently haven't you?

haven't read it in a while, but i do own it.

"That was my cinnmax hand" is just about a dead quote from one of the issues. God I loved that series.

Duck Tape Duck Tape Duck Tape!!!!!!!!!

My favorite DP joke: the manly scooter. Hilarity always follows that thing.

It's a MOTORBIKE!!!

SO MANLY!!!

[Jar Axel]

A mysterious man walks in and fiers a blast of depleated uranium pelets from a shotgun at the pile of dustbunnies coating Wheelimus

[Exdominus]

wakes laying under a layer of dust **** where have i been now back to work

[Psycho Warrior]

A mysterious man walks in and fiers a blast of depleated uranium pelets from a shotgun at the pile of dustbunnies coating Wheelimus

and people say class is dead.

[Jar Axel]

A mysterious man walks in and fiers a blast of depleated uranium pelets from a shotgun at the pile of dustbunnies coating Wheelimus

and people say class is dead.

Its not dead; just hideing from Locust

[Psycho Warrior]

A mysterious man walks in and fiers a blast of depleated uranium pelets from a shotgun at the pile of dustbunnies coating Wheelimus

and people say class is dead.

Its not dead; just hideing from Locust

So is his glade plug in.

[Halo]

And his pants.

[Wheelimus Prime]

*skeletal remains start to get off the ground and reform into wheelimus*

thanks viperman *is instantly crushed by a wall popping out of nowhere*

Wall gnomes: teehee

[Blastback]

*skeletal remains start to get off the ground and reform into wheelimus*

thanks viperman *is instantly crushed by a wall popping out of nowhere*

Wall gnomes: teehee

Damnit guys, I had just replaced the carpeting!!!

[Wheelimus Prime]

*skeleton hand breaks free of the wall and wheelimus comes out of it carrying his head in one hand and a aerosoft gun in the other hand*

this is why i quite the force

[Jar Axel]

And his pants.

Next time he tries to lose those they reatached with industrial strength adheasive

[Psycho Warrior]

And his pants.

Next time he tries to lose those they reatached with industrial strength adheasive

"lose?" buddy Locust's pants are in hiding under an assumed name and trying to pretend they don't go on your legs.

[Jar Axel]

^lol

[Wheelimus Prime]

*wanders into random room whicch leads to a different demension full of wheelies (wheelii?)*

a guy could get used to this *is instantly granted king of the dimension, the wheelies (wheelii?) begin chanting in rhyme, immediently walks back into this dimension and blows up the door*

NEVER AGAIN

[Shadowman]

wheelies (wheelii?)

No, Wheelies is correct. Wheeli would be the plural of Wheelus, assuming Wheelus is Latin, but it isn't, so it doesn't count either way.

[Wheelimus Prime]

so the plural of wheelimus would be wheelimi * goes into long lost cloning chamber and makes millions of wheelimi* aparently im good at multiplication

EDIT: as soon as i posted this baby got back by sir mix alot started playing on my playlist...

[Shadowman]

so the plural of wheelimus would be wheelimi * goes into long lost cloning chamber and makes millions of wheelimi* aparently im good at multiplication

Again, it wouldn't be plural that way. Only certain words. Hence why the plural of bonus is bonuses and the plural of cactus is cacti. Only certain words. Wheelimus, which is not a word, would not have that ending upon becoming plural.

EDIT: as soon as i posted this baby got back by sir mix alot started playing on my playlist...

That's too bad. So would you like electroshock therapy to get over the horror of listening to that song?

[Wheelimus Prime]

sure *gets in chair that seems like its meant to KILL instead of cure, meanwhile wheelimus army runs amuck in new york*

[Jar Axel]

*gets out the quantom singularity launcher*

Looks like its time to use this thing again

[Wheelimus Prime]

*wheelimuses begin to split in half and form 2 separate wheelimus, now there are 1,999,998 wheelimuses*

2 of them died in the process