The Energon Pub

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon May 04, 2009 11:31 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:how...? society is gettin to wierd for me these days

I don't follow.

*looks out the window to see several Regan clones attempting to tear down the wall of the local Burger king*

See? normal.

by **Blastback** » Tue May 05, 2009 8:02 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:how...? society is gettin to wierd for me these days

I don't follow.

*looks out the window to see several Regan clones attempting to tear down the wall of the local Burger king*

See? normal.

Ronnie!!!!

by **Tweezy** » Fri May 08, 2009 1:48 pm

Reagan Smash!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat May 09, 2009 9:51 am

Tweezy wrote:Reagan Smash!

Please don't mention Regan Hulk.

by **Tristar** » Tue May 12, 2009 9:50 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tweezy wrote:Reagan Smash!

Please don't mention Regan Hulk.

Could I drop a Mega-Hulk on Regan Hulk?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue May 12, 2009 12:15 pm

Tristar wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tweezy wrote:Reagan Smash!

Please don't mention Regan Hulk.

Could I drop a Mega-Hulk on Regan Hulk?

Hulk-a-mania's running wild today.

by **Tristar** » Tue May 12, 2009 12:27 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tristar wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tweezy wrote:Reagan Smash!

Please don't mention Regan Hulk.

Could I drop a Mega-Hulk on Regan Hulk?

Hulk-a-mania's running wild today.

*Drops Maestro in a pit* Let'em duke it out!

by **Moonshatter** » Tue May 12, 2009 6:28 pm

*skitters in, skirting past a couple of people and almost gets stepped on more than once* Ow, my tail! *tickles a foot to get it off of her, and carefully hops her way to the pit*...Phew, finally made it! *Squeezes in between a couple of people so she can see what's going on, sees the Hulk madness taking place* Hmm, there's something missing in all this--a-HA! *digs through her bag of stuff, finds that Grey Hulk person she picked up from some place she can't remember, and decides to throw him into the pit just to see what will happen* And now we wait--*looks up at the crowd*..Oh WOW, there's a lot of big bots here! :shock:

OW! Blast it, that's the second time my tail's gotten stepped on! >_> OK that does it, I'm outta here. *Squeezes back out from where she was, skitters up a wall, bolts a chair onto a corner about halfway up the wall, and sits, watching the mayhem commence from a safe distance* There, no more risk of my tail getting squished

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu May 14, 2009 1:23 am

Junk-Rat wrote:*skitters in, skirting past a couple of people and almost gets stepped on more than once* Ow, my tail! *tickles a foot to get it off of her, and carefully hops her way to the pit*...Phew, finally made it! *Squeezes in between a couple of people so she can see what's going on, sees the Hulk madness taking place* Hmm, there's something missing in all this--a-HA! *digs through her bag of stuff, finds that Grey Hulk person she picked up from some place she can't remember, and decides to throw him into the pit just to see what will happen* And now we wait--*looks up at the crowd*..Oh WOW, there's a lot of big bots here! OW! Blast it, that's the second time my tail's gotten stepped on! >_> OK that does it, I'm outta here. *Squeezes back out from where she was, skitters up a wall, bolts a chair onto a corner about halfway up the wall, and sits, watching the mayhem commence from a safe distance* There, no more risk of my tail getting squished

Oooo fresh meat.

*PW is suddenly dressed like 1950s business man... which is completely unlike his normal rancid hobo-ness* ALLRIGHT taking all bets! Grey hulk, the hulkster, and Reagan Hulk all fighting for our amusement! Come one come- ... over already? Well there goes my money.

*gets back into his rags and heads back to his cardboard box*

by **Tristar** » Thu May 14, 2009 9:30 am

*counts out money to the winners* one two three...for you. *counts out another stack* one two three four for me....*looks around* what I provided the Pit! I need my fix. Now if you'll excuse me...

*begins setting recolor traps* what I don't like clones!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu May 14, 2009 1:21 pm

Tristar wrote:*counts out money to the winners* one two three...for you. *counts out another stack* one two three four for me....*looks around* what I provided the Pit! I need my fix. Now if you'll excuse me...

*begins setting recolor traps* what I don't like clones!

I'd run for the hills, or the dump if I were you. Regan Hulk is a sore winner.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu May 14, 2009 1:24 pm

Guy, I engineered a pathogen that can be transferred via bodily fluid, air, food, or general contact. It makes you vomit your internal organs. For whatever reason, the container I kept it in is missing. Also, this gin and tonic tastes kind of funny...oh crap...

Ah, you might want to call the CDC.

by **Tweezy** » Thu May 14, 2009 3:55 pm

Shadowman wrote:Guy, I engineered a pathogen that can be transferred via bodily fluid, air, food, or general contact. It makes you vomit your internal organs. For whatever reason, the container I kept it in is missing. Also, this gin and tonic tastes kind of funny...oh crap...

Ah, you might want to call the CDC.

Why in blue blazes would you want to call the Child Development Center?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu May 14, 2009 4:03 pm

Tweezy wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Guy, I engineered a pathogen that can be transferred via bodily fluid, air, food, or general contact. It makes you vomit your internal organs. For whatever reason, the container I kept it in is missing. Also, this gin and tonic tastes kind of funny...oh crap...

Ah, you might want to call the CDC.

Why in blue blazes would you want to call the Child Development Center?

I was thinking of the Center for Disease Control. Why did you think I meant--

*HURK*

AH! I...no, wait, that's just my appendix. Still a little while before--*HURK*--Okay, just the spleen, I think--*HURK*--Bladder? Okay, time is of the essence...because everyone here is probably infected. Except Randy. That is ironic.

by **Tweezy** » Thu May 14, 2009 4:09 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Guy, I engineered a pathogen that can be transferred via bodily fluid, air, food, or general contact. It makes you vomit your internal organs. For whatever reason, the container I kept it in is missing. Also, this gin and tonic tastes kind of funny...oh crap...

Ah, you might want to call the CDC.

Why in blue blazes would you want to call the Child Development Center?

I was thinking of the Center for Disease Control. Why did you think I meant--

*HURK*

AH! I...no, wait, that's just my appendix. Still a little while before--*HURK*--Okay, just the spleen, I think--*HURK*--Bladder? Okay, time is of the essence...because everyone here is probably infected. Except Randy. That is ironic.

that IS i*HUUURK*ic

by **Tristar** » Thu May 14, 2009 5:17 pm

LOCKDOWN IS EFFECT I REPEAT LOCKDOWN IS IN EFFECT! *HURK* is that a Kidney *Hurk* there goes the other one *hurk* someone find *hurk* Blast cannon!

*Dial 911* Please hold our operators all are busy.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu May 14, 2009 5:25 pm

Tristar wrote:*Dial 911* Please hold our operators all are busy.

You're not busy! Street Fighter does not count as "busy" in your line of work!

*HURK* oh God was that my...nope, that was this morning's breakfast.

by **Tweezy** » Thu May 14, 2009 5:32 pm

what have you *hurk* done?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu May 14, 2009 5:35 pm

Tweezy wrote:what have you *hurk* done?

It was, like many man-made superviruses, supposed to cure a disease...let's say cancer, I hadn't picked one yet. Of course, it's still technically doing it's job; there won't be enough left for cancer to effect.

*HURK* Okay, that was my liver. Tell you what, as our last act, let's all go spit in the town's water supply.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri May 15, 2009 12:40 am

Shadowman wrote:
Tweezy wrote:what have you *hurk* done?

It was, like many man-made superviruses, supposed to cure a disease...let's say cancer, I hadn't picked one yet. Of course, it's still technically doing it's job; there won't be enough left for cancer to effect.

*HURK* Okay, that was my liver. Tell you what, as our last act, let's all go spit in the town's water supply.

You know what? Tough. You know what they say, if you play with dangerous pathogens your gonna get... burned. ...and now I see yellow spots. Is it bad if I were to tell you they're looking at me?

by **Jar Axel** » Fri May 15, 2009 12:51 am

*Walks around in a hazmat suit*

Will you people hurry up and die already; they wont let me out of here till you croak.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:49 pm

* deep in the wastelands of death (aka chicago), a random scrapmetal yard begins lifting of the the ground*

I haz returndz *hurk* wtf i thought i had my gallbladder removed

...

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:02 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:You know what? Tough. You know what they say, if you play with dangerous pathogens your gonna get... burned. ...and now I see yellow spots. Is it bad if I were to tell you they're looking at me?

Very much so...my pathogen doesn't effect the eyes...

*HURK* That's...a pig's brain? That's right! I ate an entire pig earlier to see if I'd get swine flu. I didn't! My pathogen is harmless...which raises so many questions about what you all have...

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:13 pm

i forgot to tell you that in my time of abcence i was modifying pathogen so it would actually work... :shock:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:58 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:i forgot to tell you that in my time of abcence i was modifying pathogen so it would actually work...

*Sniffs "gin" and tonic.*

You added oregano. I'd call you mean things for thinking your meddling caused problems, but you gave it a delightful Italian flavor and scent...but you ruined by Gin and Tonic, so you must pay.

*Readies flamethrower*