The Energon Pub

by **Moonshatter** » Thu May 28, 2009 11:41 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Oh, you don't know who randy is?

He's our own little victum character. Don't worry, the cloner always spits out more than we need for... whatever.

Oh, thanks for clearing that one up for me, Psycho. In that case...May I have some Randy rump roast on a bun then? *gets out ketchup, then pokes her stomach in irritation when it growls rather loudly*

BTW, Where'd the chicken I had for you go? *eyes random people suspiciously*

by **Jar Axel** » Fri May 29, 2009 12:47 am

*Folds an extra-large pizza in half and swallows it whole*

I think I saw Locust with it after his circus act

by **Moonshatter** » Fri May 29, 2009 1:35 am

Jar Axel wrote:*Folds an extra-large pizza in half and swallows it whole*

I think I saw Locust with it after his circus act

*

@ Jar eating the whole pizza like that* *thinks to herself* And I thought I had a big mouth--*shakes head to clear it* Anyhoo, there's no telling what's been done with it, then. Probably part of Locust's next circus act (For some reason, I doubt Locust just ate it...Don't know why I have that feeling, but I do

)

...Maybe I should just quit talking and log off to recharge before I blurt out any more potentially chaos-inducing things #-o

by **Jar Axel** » Fri May 29, 2009 2:46 am

Moonshatter wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:*Folds an extra-large pizza in half and swallows it whole*

I think I saw Locust with it after his circus act

* @ Jar eating the whole pizza like that* *thinks to herself* And I thought I had a big mouth--*shakes head to clear it* Anyhoo, there's no telling what's been done with it, then. Probably part of Locust's next circus act (For some reason, I doubt Locust just ate it...Don't know why I have that feeling, but I do )

...Maybe I should just quit talking and log off to recharge before I blurt out any more potentially chaos-inducing things

Don't worry your fitting right in with the rest of Chaos inc.

random video link

by **SoundMaster1** » Fri May 29, 2009 9:36 am

I think I'm starting to understand this insanity. RANDOM URGES GO!!!!! *lights Randy on fire and sets him loose upon all others here* :grin:

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Fri May 29, 2009 4:50 pm

*walks into kitchen and suddenly hits a wall*

i thought i killed all these wall gnomes a while ago

*tiny laughter can be heard in backround*

by **Halo** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:03 pm

SoundMaster1 wrote:I think I'm starting to understand this insanity. RANDOM URGES GO!!!!! *lights Randy on fire and sets him loose upon all others here*

Very good, young Padawan.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:16 pm

Halo wrote:
SoundMaster1 wrote:I think I'm starting to understand this insanity. RANDOM URGES GO!!!!! *lights Randy on fire and sets him loose upon all others here*

Very good, young Padawan.

this the part where we start hitting him with lightsabres

by **Halo** » Fri May 29, 2009 10:11 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:
Halo wrote:
SoundMaster1 wrote:I think I'm starting to understand this insanity. RANDOM URGES GO!!!!! *lights Randy on fire and sets him loose upon all others here*

Very good, young Padawan.

this the part where we start hitting him with lightsabres

Precisley. *shing*

by **Moonshatter** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:21 am

Jar Axel wrote:Don't worry your fitting right in with the rest of Chaos inc.

random video link

Oh wow, I can't stop laughing at the bunny vid! I can't get that blasted music out of my head either >.< :lol:

I'm really glad I'm not being annoying or anything, though...Don't ask me how, but you reminded me of a funny vid I saw a while back, let me see if...A-ha!

Here it is!

*looks over at UW on the floor, and sees little gnomes popping out of the wall in the middle of the kitchen* I think I may have just found some bite-size morsels for my zombie bunnies o.0

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:00 am

*as soon as moonshatter goes to get the zombie bunnies, she is instantly encased by four walls*

UW: thats new *begins walking over to the cage-like walls and is instantly crushed by two rapidly closing walls*

wall gnomes: two down, 5 two go

by **Moonshatter** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:44 am

*smacks into the wall in front of her, then realizes she's boxed in on all sides*

Great, just when I was about to--*farts, then looks behind her to see the wall behind her knocked down and several gnomes ablaze due to her noxious fumes* :shock:

...I KNEW eating that Loaded Steakhouse Burger at midnight was a bad idea #-o

*runs out, reaching her zombie bunny cages, then drops in some demolition gear in case they need it in their hunt for the wall gnomes. When she sees the leader give her a demonic-looking front thumb-claw up, she holds up a device that suspiciously looks like a missle remote painted purple* Now remember you guys, go after just the gnomes unless you're defending yourself and/or your fellow zombie bunny *turns back to the gnomes* FEEDING TIME! :twisted:

*pushes the button, releasing her evilly cute, fuzzy minions, laughing a bit like Megatron without meaning to, stopping only when she suddenly hears Flight of the Valkyries being played in the background as her evil bunnies charge out of their cages in a hungry frenzy* o.0' *steps in something squishy* What the--? *sees a finger crawling out of the ooze* Oh, hi Waffles, you need help in recovering any lost body parts?

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:56 am

no nothing important was lo*wall slams into UW and crasshes into a closet door*

strained: ouch

by **Halo** » Sat May 30, 2009 11:47 am

*smashes random sh*t up*

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat May 30, 2009 4:33 pm

Halo wrote:*smashes random sh*t up*

*Currently compressed into a bloodied pile, Locust wishes he hadn't worn his "Random Sh*t" T-shirt today*

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat May 30, 2009 4:59 pm

*green slime slides from under the walls, wall-gnomes begin desolving into puddles of blue liquid, UW reforms from slime/liquid mixture*

since when could i do that *is instantly slammed into a wall by another wall, 16 frames start showing various stages of UW hitting a wall*

by **Moonshatter** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:16 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:*green slime slides from under the walls, wall-gnomes begin desolving into puddles of blue liquid, UW reforms from slime/liquid mixture*

since when could i do that *is instantly slammed into a wall by another wall, 16 frames start showing various stages of UW hitting a wall*

Wow, those gnomes really don't like you do they?

ALL RIGHT YOU UNDEAD RODENTS, FRONT AND CENTER! *uses her bunny whistle to get them all to fall into formation in front of her, #-o

-ing at how many still have bits and pieces of gnome in their mouth* For Unicron's sake, swallow your food already will ya? *clears throat* Anyhoo, you *points to the team with the crowbars and sledgehammers* Help UW out from under that wall, and you *points to the team with the jackhammers*....trade those weapons in for some vacuum cleaners, we need to make sure we catch all of that fluid so we can see what's him and what's...erm...liquified gnome. o.0 The rest of you, prepare the giant pot of doom, we're having gnome stew! *high-pitched zombie cheers erupt from the bunny army* All right, shaddup and do what you're assigned to do! *toots the whistle twice to dismiss the bunnies, and tries not to laugh when she hears the rescue group start yelling like Angry Rabbids while they fight off the gnomes and help up UW at the same time* It's times like these that I'm proud of bringing chaos and destruction :mrgreen:

*Shockwave-like salute* for SCIENCE! *dives into the fray joining Halo in smashing random sh!t, keeping a safe distance of course. Suddenly, she steps on Locust's liver and slides across the floor* WEEEEEEEEE! :grin:

*smashes into a wall aft-first, then feels something tickling her buttcheeks* :shock:

!! *tries her best to try to wriggle out from the wall* Great, I'm stuck...*yells as loud as she can* HEY! Anyone got any Crisco or something so I can get the slag out of this hole?

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:41 pm

i have some *runs to Moonshatter in slow motion, wall comes out of nowhere and slams into him*

im ok *crawls from wall holding two wall gnomes*

Cain, Abel, you both know you shouldnt be doing stuff like that *throws them outside of the office where they instantly disintegrate*

by **Moonshatter** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:07 pm

*the zombie bunny cooks look up from the Giant Pot of doom they were tending to, hearing the screams of the gnomes as they disintigrate*

Bunny Chef: *in Squeak Language* Hey Dorcus, go out there and get some of what's left of those two, this stew needs a little spice *watches as the bunny intern hops out to do as it was told*

-meanwhile-
*Watches the Crisco fly up in the air in slow motion (o.0'?), catching it in her hands, and starts to grease herself up, finally getting out of the hole with a "pop!" sound* Ah, thank you UW...so those were who were tickling my bum? Geez, wall gnomes are perverts >_>...*walks over to the little femme's room, grabbing a towel with her non-Crosco'd hand* Be right back, I need to sanitize a little

*yells at her zombie bunnies* All right, until I get back, you are to make sure anyone and everyone harmed by the gnomes is taken care of, and by taken care of, I DON'T mean eaten! *points @ a chubby one with an eyepatch and a scale replica of Schockwave's gun* and NO disintegrations of friendly targets, Porkins. I'm serious this time. *gets a salute from him* All right then...I'm off to get this slag off of me before my booty starts getting cooked :-\ *starts again on her walk to the little femme's room*

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:13 pm

that wasnt the wall gnomes, it was some of my back hair that gained artifical intelegents

by **Moonshatter** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:19 pm

*gags* good thing I'm about to take a shower

*grabs the dish soap and a Brillo pad on her way out* There, this out to work

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:22 pm

i would also nuke yourself right now as my back hair contains some strains of Selenium (which has been known to create zombies

by **Jar Axel** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:57 pm

*Walks over to a wall and punches it to extract a wall Gnome*

You have 10 seconds before I call the BPRD GET OUT

*Slams the wall Gnome back into the wall*

That should take care of it..... For a little while at least :-x

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat May 30, 2009 10:27 pm

*wall gnomes crush Jar Axel between two walls*

thats what happened to me when i tried yelling at them

by **Jar Axel** » Sat May 30, 2009 10:57 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:*wall gnomes crush Jar Axel between two walls*

thats what happened to me when i tried yelling at them

*The walls shatter and crumble leaving several wall gnomes exposed before a now angree Jar Axel*

If thats the way you want it......

You've mesed with the rest now flee from the best

*Pulls out a hypersonic emitter and slams it into the wall where it emits an earsplitting high pitch wail only gnomes can hear*

*Those gnomes traped in the open colapse to the floor in agony as blood hemroages from their ears and noses while more gnomes stumble out of the walls to join them*

It should be noted that I hate gnomes; esspecialy those that contrive to be anoying