The Energon Pub

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:25 pm

Well, guess I'll have to set people on fire the old fashioned way.

*grabs some old people and breaks them in half to make kindling and rubs two homeless people together to make fire*

setting people on fire... check. *marks on list*

Get turned down by new chick... I don't even think I have to go there. Check.

No... fill local swimming pool with jello on 'orphan day' ... and lock them outside. ... excuse me.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:01 pm

*aparently, with the ability to not obey the laws of physics; falls up the window and lands in rediculously oversized chair*

now back to buisness *walks over to closet, hops in and Repair-bay walks out*

strange...

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:40 am

Undead Waffles wrote:*aparently, with the ability to not obey the laws of physics; falls up the window and lands in rediculously oversized chair*

now back to buisness *walks over to closet, hops in and Repair-bay walks out*

strange...

Neat trick. Let me try.

*Locust falls out the window, crashing to the ground at twice terminal velocity.*

ow... something didn't work right.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:08 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:*aparently, with the ability to not obey the laws of physics; falls up the window and lands in rediculously oversized chair*

now back to buisness *walks over to closet, hops in and Repair-bay walks out*

strange...

Neat trick. Let me try.

*Locust falls out the window, crashing to the ground at twice terminal velocity.*

ow... something didn't work right.

If it's worth doing once it's worth doing twice... though I don't see how that was physically possible.

by **Jar Axel** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:13 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:*aparently, with the ability to not obey the laws of physics; falls up the window and lands in rediculously oversized chair*

now back to buisness *walks over to closet, hops in and Repair-bay walks out*

strange...

Neat trick. Let me try.

*Locust falls out the window, crashing to the ground at twice terminal velocity.*

ow... something didn't work right.

Bunnies can only fly down

Yea I know I'm on a Rayman kick

by **SoundMaster1** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:20 am

*runs into room with a flattened face* Gravity is fun! *runs out window hole and keeps running until he runs in through the opposite window hole* Wha...?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:10 am

SoundMaster1 wrote:*runs into room with a flattened face* Gravity is fun! *runs out window hole and keeps running until he runs in through the opposite window hole* Wha...?

He's a load of fun, just don't take him to a house of mirrors. :mrgreen:

by **Halo** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:43 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
SoundMaster1 wrote:*runs into room with a flattened face* Gravity is fun! *runs out window hole and keeps running until he runs in through the opposite window hole* Wha...?

He's a load of fun, just don't take him to a house of mirrors.

But think of the wanton destruction!

by **Moonshatter** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:45 pm

Shockwave/Longarm wrote:*is startled awake by a tickling on his backside* ?! *aims his arm gun at the creature behind him, and realizing it's Moonshatter, lowers it immediately, grumbling in an annoyed tone* You ought to know better than to jump behind me when I'm recharging. I almost scrapped you! *bonks her on the head with his hand* Bad kitty -.-'...And why do you always insist on hiding behind me when it comes to you starting a conflict?! Don't you remember that's how I lost my left hand?! *bonks her again*

*gets a gun shoved in her face* :shock:

...*gets bonked*

*looks up with big chibi eyes* :cry:

*gets bonked again*... :-x

*kicks Shockwave in the shin* I think you need your logic circuits looked at >_>'...*jumps up on a box with a megaphone* Attention all people who care and/or who are bored...Does anyone want to join in on rearranging Shockwave's logic circuits? :twisted:

(I know I'm being mean, but I couldn't think of any other response to that post o.0;. And Jar Axel, don't feel bad about what you typed in small text. Thanks to that vid you posted, I now have a lead sniper bunny that likes to yell like those guys do XD)

And to Psycho Warrior: What was that bit about being turned down by a new chick? that wasn't directed at me was it? o.0

[edits were made to make my above post actually make sense o.0]

by **Shockwave/Longarm** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:26 pm

*facepalm at Moonshatter on the box* Ah sh1t, I'm not even going to try to run, I'd get screwed either way

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:43 pm

ima go try that funhouse o' mirrors trick

*runs through the funhouse, walks up to mirror, sees reflection and punches it*

thats for yesterday

*runs to next mirror and walks into it. comes out another mirror as hundreds of UWs begin walking out those other mirrors*

more

*runs through mirror and walks out of it again, with more UWs coming out of them*

i wonder

*pushes repair-bay through mirror and pulls her out another, hundreds of repair-bays come out*

YES!!!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:27 pm

Yeah moonie it was directed at you. Now if you excuse me... *rewires shockwave's circuits so everything he eats tastes like BBQ sauce*

by **Halo** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:45 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Yeah moonie it was directed at you. Now if you excuse me... *rewires shockwave's circuits so everything he eats tastes like BBQ sauce*

Mmm...barbeque... =P~

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:46 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Yeah moonie it was directed at you. Now if you excuse me... *rewires shockwave's circuits so everything he eats tastes like BBQ sauce*

Mmm...barbeque...

apparently Halo's never had BBQ'd chicken pizza. All you can taste is the BBQ sauce.

by **Jar Axel** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:12 am

*Fills a large empty room with shelves containg row after row of books and then hangs a sign on the door*

"Chaos INC. Library; Jar Axel Librarian"
"And Locust Waffles if either of you so much as thinks about touching one of my books with out permission I will skin you alive and roll you in salt."

by **SoundMaster1** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:13 am

Books!?!? *grabs gasoline and matches and runs into library. Explosions are heard. SoundMaster1 walks out, slightly singed* All taken care of!

by **Jar Axel** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:29 pm

SoundMaster1 wrote:Books!?!? *grabs gasoline and matches and runs into library. Explosions are heard. SoundMaster1 walks out, slightly singed* All taken care of!

*Grabs Soundmaster1 and bodily expels him and his gasoline from the Library before he can do any damage*

I'm warning you Do not **** with my books

*Pounds a meathook into Soundmaster1's shoulder and ripsit down his back*

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:33 pm

Speaking of, I checked out the Necronomicon from your library, and I read a few excerpts out loud...and now it seems to be rending the Universe into a black void of eternal nothing.

Is there a fee I have to pay for that or something?

by **Jar Axel** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:47 pm

Shadowman wrote:Speaking of, I checked out the Necronomicon from your library, and I read a few excerpts out loud...and now it seems to be rending the Universe into a black void of eternal nothing.

Is there a fee I have to pay for that or something?

*sighs*

I realy need to lock that thing up

*Takes an arcane tome off of a shelf and flips through it to find the needed spell*

Ahh here we are

*mutters a few phrases and seels the void shut with a tremendous bang*

And I'll just check that book back in now so it doesn't happen again

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:38 pm

It ate my watch. And my couch. And Tweezy's soul...and I'm pretty sure I won't be seeing that security deposit again.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:29 pm

hey uh, jar axel, i, uh, um... accidently sent your library to the bottom of the ocean, and im pretty sure i forgot to shut the door on my way out. :oops:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:45 pm

Shadowman wrote:Speaking of, I checked out the Necronomicon from your library, and I read a few excerpts out loud...and now it seems to be rending the Universe into a black void of eternal nothing.

Is there a fee I have to pay for that or something?

No but there is a customer service line in the back.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:18 pm

great news.

UW is officially off the market

by **Halo** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:50 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:great news.

UW is officially off the market

Whaddya want? A cookie or something?

by **Shockwave/Longarm** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:09 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Yeah moonie it was directed at you. Now if you excuse me... *rewires shockwave's circuits so everything he eats tastes like BBQ sauce*

*sits there for a second, then scratches his aft for a second. He then sniffs a few times at the air* Hmm, apparently someone's grilling some BBQ....*goes to eat a donut, then is surprised it tastes like BBQ* :shock:

Dammit, just when I was thinking of going on a diet as well...I guess it could be worse...Oh great, that means...Never mind, I'm going to try to keep this post PG! #-o