The Energon Pub

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat May 30, 2009 11:12 pm

i hate gnomes too, they have plagued me for the last time *pulls out gatling gun and fires at everything in site*

wow i missed *several wall-gnomes from an office building several miles away destroy the hypersonic emitter and start pummeling Jar Axel*

wall gnomes: we dont take that kinda stuff from no one

by **Jar Axel** » Sat May 30, 2009 11:47 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:i hate gnomes too, they have plagued me for the last time *pulls out gatling gun and fires at everything in site*

wow i missed *several wall-gnomes from an office building several miles away destroy the hypersonic emitter and start pummeling Jar Axel*

wall gnomes: we dont take that kinda stuff from no one

*Unfortunatly for the wall gnomes their puny blows have no effect on Jar Axel*

You will take it from me or else

*Pulls out a HF concusion grenade and detonates it incapacitating the gnomes. then picks up the spokes gnome and shakes him back to lucidity*

Got it?

*the gnome shakes his head*

Then begone and bother the occupents of this building no more

*the wall gnomes pack up and leave but can't resist a parting waist high wall shot at UW*

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sun May 31, 2009 12:24 am

MY CROTCH *lower have begins walking away while UW somehow stays floating in the air

by **Moonshatter** » Sun May 31, 2009 12:48 am

Wow, I leave for a couple of hours to shower and decontaminate, and THEN you guys decide to have fun? Go figure :-x

..Hey, where'd my zombie bunnies go? *looks around and spots them asleep in their cages, hearing a few of them burp in their sleep from the giant batch of gnome stew they had earlier* aww :3...*silently closes their cages, then turns to leave. As soon as she does, she hears her head sniper bunny Prokins yell like an Angry Rabbid in his sleep, fart, then go back to snoring* That's my first experiment for ya :mrgreen:

*wonders what would happen if she ran around nekkid* ;;)

by **Shockwave/Longarm** » Sun May 31, 2009 1:32 am

Moonshatter wrote:Wow, I leave for a couple of hours to shower and decontaminate, and THEN you guys decide to have fun? Go figure

..Hey, where'd my zombie bunnies go? *looks around and spots them asleep in their cages, hearing a few of them burp in their sleep from the giant batch of gnome stew they had earlier* aww :3...*silently closes their cages, then turns to leave. As soon as she does, she hears her head sniper bunny Prokins yell like an Angry Rabbid in his sleep, fart, then go back to snoring* That's my first experiment for ya

*wonders what would happen if she ran around nekkid*

Decontaminate, is it? Was I that--*reads previous posts before he finishes statement*...Ah, I can understand why you would want to then..*gets a jar and a pair of tongs so he can collect a sample of the aforementioned zombie back hair, and returns to his laboratory, sticking the jar in a cryogenic freezer until he has time to deal with it* *talks to himself* It would be interesting to see if we can cross-breed the DNA structure of this new discovery and the undead rabbits Moonshatter seems to be so fond of...Ahh! *almost gets knocked over when Moonshatter runs into him in her, erm, "nekkid" glory, catching her before she can run about any further and cause any more mayhem* I knew you get horny every time I'm around you, but PLEASE keep your armor on at all times, unless we're in our quarters! *wraps her in a blanket* There, now you can be a piggy in a blanket *if he had a face that could express emotion, he would be doing his best not to show his smile at how cute Moonshatter looks right now*

(Also, I believe you spelled PORKINS's name wrong (:|

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[editing was performed due to multiple spelling errors *facepalm*]

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun May 31, 2009 2:31 am

2 whole pages pass before I come back!? By spam it's just like the old days!

Hand grenades for everyone! *tosses them out before tripping on a chicken*

:shock:

BLOODY FOUL THING OF EVIL! KILL THE CHICKEN! *chases after the bird with a knife made out of solid bacteria*

by **Shockwave/Longarm** » Sun May 31, 2009 2:45 am

*catches a hand grenade with his one hand, and tries to keep Moonshatter from exposing herself trying to catch the rest with her blanket* #-o

EDIT: my signature/pic isn't too big, is it?

by **Shockwave/Longarm** » Sun May 31, 2009 3:03 am

*watches with mild curiosity as PW chases down the chicken with the bacteria blade, then mutters to himself* Why did I let Moonshatter talk me into visiting this thread? This is directly the OPPOSITE of which I was programmed to handle..then again, so is she...I guess that makes logical sense then--What the hell?! *acks as the chicken runs up and under his legs, almost causing him to trip* Sh1t! *smacks into a wall* ...stupid wall...Hey! Get back here you little--! *runs after Moonshatter, catching the blanket when it almost smacks into his optic unit* Great...Fair warning people, there's a nude female Junkion on the loose #-o

by **Moonshatter** » Sun May 31, 2009 3:37 am

Apparently, Shockers thought it necessary to make me nekkid...though to be honest, it WOULD be the thing I would do, but still...*trips over the chicken and farts* great, unfiltered too!

*sounds the trumpet to charge* YEEHAW! *jumps up on Shockers's back* Back into the room, big boy! Giddyup! *knocks her bare feet on his massive chest* This is what you get for making me go to work with you, I'm wide awake in the wee hours of the morning! :twisted:

by **Moonshatter** » Sun May 31, 2009 3:41 am

*makes Shockwave poke PW, and yells from his shoulders while she has the blanket on her like a Sith cloak* Hey, did you get that bucket of chicken I gave you? It was in front of the box you were in when the zombie bunnies were spreading the plague o.0

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sun May 31, 2009 9:07 am

*walks in to see a nekkid junkion on top of S/S*

well that sentence can be interpreted several ways :-?

*turns to leave the room and is instantly hit by a wall*

i thought you guys were dead *Scooby Doo tears off a wall-gnome mask*

SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun May 31, 2009 3:54 pm

*Locust kills time in his pool table/office waiting for some clients to show up. The constant clatter of cues hitting balls is the only thing keeping him awake*

I really need to ask my contractor why the 8-balls always end up dropping on my head.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sun May 31, 2009 4:10 pm

*UW, after getting a new set of eyes(and serveral therapy sessions) for seeing a nekkid junkion, reopens the "Saint Waffle's Medical Hospital" for those pesky injuries that seem to always happen in The Office

by **Moonshatter** » Sun May 31, 2009 4:37 pm

Hey, first off, I'm not that bad-looking nekkid :cry:

Secondly, I put on a purple blanket after my little hyper run around the place (and after Shockers grabbed me >_>) *points a few posts down, underlines "wearing it like a Sith cloak"* Means you can't see anything unless I spread my arms, which I didn't...So all that eye surgery and therapy was for nothing...The hospital's not a bad idea though, especially since we have a demonic Scooby running around apparently o.0.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sun May 31, 2009 5:03 pm

alas i have x-ray (and ex-ray) vision so i can see through clothing.

its a bad power when a fat guy walks up to you for napkin to wash the stain of his upper-pants and you cant resist looking at the stain

by **Moonshatter** » Sun May 31, 2009 5:19 pm

*is in her armor now ^_^* Yeah, I feel bad not only for you, but Superman as well. In fact, I got something to help you with that (hey, I'm a Junkion, we can make pretty much anything one might need) *digs into her ever-trusty sack of goodness, and pulls out a pair of anti-xray glasses (you pick the design, of course)* Don't worry, you should still be able to see in the normal spectrum

*covers herself with a lead blanket until he puts them on* Don't want you going blind from seeing the spawn of Wreck-Gar in all her glory again :oops:

(Seriously, as soon as I get finished with the upper portion of Moonshatter's pic, you'll see how much she looks like him, and I didn't even mean to #-o

...Don't worry, she doesn't have the beard

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by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sun May 31, 2009 7:13 pm

why do i picture her loking like a man-bot with a femme face

j/k my repair-bay doesnt look to bad but i never finisheed

by **Moonshatter** » Sun May 31, 2009 10:45 pm

No wonder you said you went blind after seeing me...I know you were kidding, but still, she looks kinda like a scrawny tomboy at this point

She's holding the button to release her zombie bunny pets, though :twisted:

The most problem I have with her is drawing in the joints at the proper size and angle, while making it believable that Shockwave found her and added a few modifications (and, believe it or not, that was NOT meant to be perverted o.0) Anyhoo, lemme know if you need help with fixing up the med-bay. Like I said before, if there's one thing Junkions are good at, it's fixing up and building something out of nothing B-)

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun May 31, 2009 10:52 pm

*PW's blade slithers away, not wanting to be used by anyone*

Well, that was a complete failure... *gets out his drawing board and sets it on fire*

Now... *crosses off these things on his to do list* I've created a failure and did some arson... what's next? Oh yes, stare at a nekkid chick.... done. Now... set nekkid chick on fire? I don't remember that but okay... *gets the napalm*

by **Moonshatter** » Sun May 31, 2009 11:04 pm

+

I don't know whether to be scared or turned on by a big bot like PW looking at me

BTW, I put my coverings back on a little bit ago XD

(Had to edit due to the fact I just godmoded PW accidentally, and by that I meant I wasn't supposed to know he was getting the napalm, and not react accordingly. SORRY PSYCHO! #-o

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by **Jar Axel** » Sun May 31, 2009 11:31 pm

*Locks the door to the napalm closet and hangs the key just out of PW's reach*

Sorry but the rents coming due and we need to conserve for the time being

by **Moonshatter** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:05 am

Jar Axel wrote:*Locks the door to the napalm closet and hangs the key just out of PW's reach*

Sorry but the rents coming due and we need to conserve for the time being

Great,just what we need, a p.o'd psycho bot running around, trying to find something to burn me with *XD @ the image, then ducks behind Shockers to avoid any retaliation*

(Thanks BTW, it would've been hell trying to find a pool of water to dunk myself into o.0)

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:37 am

Moonshatter wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:*Locks the door to the napalm closet and hangs the key just out of PW's reach*

Sorry but the rents coming due and we need to conserve for the time being

Great,just what we need, a p.o'd psycho bot running around, trying to find something to burn me with *XD @ the image, then ducks behind Shockers to avoid any retaliation*

(Thanks BTW, it would've been hell trying to find a pool of water to dunk myself into o.0)

Bot? heh, hard to see anyone here as bots since we stopped reffering to ourselves as such... before the last building thread: Starbase Trion started. On that note: *hoping up and down trying to get that darned key! I got things to burn!*

by **Shockwave/Longarm** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:49 am

*is startled awake by a tickling on his backside* ?! *aims his arm gun at the creature behind him, and realizing it's Moonshatter, lowers it immediately, grumbling in an annoyed tone* You ought to know better than to jump behind me when I'm recharging. I almost scrapped you! *bonks her on the head with his hand* Bad kitty -.-'...And why do you always insist on hiding behind me when it comes to you starting a conflict?! Don't you remember that's how I lost my left hand?! :MAD:

*bonks her again*

by **SoundMaster1** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:30 am

*looks around and pulls out a huge gun* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs and falls out a hole where a window should be*