The Energon Pub

by **Moonshatter** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:20 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Yeah moonie it was directed at you. Now if you excuse me... *rewires shockwave's circuits so everything he eats tastes like BBQ sauce*

Oh, sorry PW, I didn't realize you were flirting with me

I feel a little bad now...*hugs PW* Hey, lemme get you something I know you'll like...*digs into her every-trusty sack of goodness, and pulls out a 200-gallon-capacity liquid flamethrower* There you go, now you can have some REAL fun! :mrgreen:

And as for Shockers having everything taste like BBQ... :shock:

I can be SO perverted with that! #-o

As long as he doesn't try to stick a spit in anyone in an effort to roast them, I think we'll be OK

*LMFAO @ Shockers not being able to type a coherent sentence when he's uncomfortable* You may need to edit your post there, make it a little less confusing o.0'

by **Moonshatter** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:34 pm

I know this is really just, well, out there, but...How do you delete an account? The person initially using Shcokwave/Longarm no longer wants to use him (Wasn't anyone's fault, they just decided that this isn't their thing) o.0'

Couldn't think of which thread to put this in, so I posted it here 0.o

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:50 pm

Halo wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:great news.

UW is officially off the market

Whaddya want? A cookie or something?

didn't think it was that unbelievable

by **Moonshatter** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:38 pm

I for one don't think it's impossible for undead anomalies of the supernatural such as yourself to find love, UW (hell, if I can find someone willing to impregnate me with their child, then anything's possible

) *throws up edible confetti* WEE!

by **Halo** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:43 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:
Halo wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:great news.

UW is officially off the market

Whaddya want? A cookie or something?

didn't think it was that unbelievable

I'm just bustin' your chops, dude.

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:14 pm

Halo wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:
Halo wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:great news.

UW is officially off the market

Whaddya want? A cookie or something?

didn't think it was that unbelievable

I'm just bustin' your chops, dude.

That's sad. With me, she usually flamebroils my chops and serves them with onions. On that note, are you going to eat that liver?

by **Moonshatter** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:32 pm

Nah Locust, you go on ahead, you look hungry

BTW, this may be off-topic AGAIN, but I want to announce something: I have a bun in the oven! *does happy dance* :mrgreen:

*makes some Randy rump roast with carrots, potatoes and mushrooms in celebration, with a side of chocolate pie as desert* Great, now I want a whole dill pickle with ketchup!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:55 pm

*has set wheelie on fire and is watching him scream and yet somehow continue to rhyme*

Man I love this thing! Thanks moonie!

*PW continues to play with his new toy until his hose comes undone from the nozzle, straying fuel all over and igniting the gastanks and PW is once more blown to bits*

I see a light... there's all my relatives... and it looks horrible! They're making arts and crafts! MAKE IT STOP!

by **Moonshatter** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:05 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:*has set wheelie on fire and is watching him scream and yet somehow continue to rhyme*

Man I love this thing! Thanks moonie!

*PW continues to play with his new toy until his hose comes undone from the nozzle, straying fuel all over and igniting the gastanks and PW is once more blown to bits*

I see a light... there's all my relatives... and it looks horrible! They're making arts and crafts! MAKE IT STOP!

*sets to work and brings PW back online* Good thing you blew up near a junk-bot, eh? *gives him a new flamethrower with double capacity, and a reinforced hose so it (hopefully) won't break on him again* There you go...And What the--?! Oh, you must've accidentally peered into the mind of Unicron somehow. Bloody Chaos-bringer likes to do that kind of stuff to people o.0'

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:09 am

Moonshatter wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*has set wheelie on fire and is watching him scream and yet somehow continue to rhyme*

Man I love this thing! Thanks moonie!

*PW continues to play with his new toy until his hose comes undone from the nozzle, straying fuel all over and igniting the gastanks and PW is once more blown to bits*

I see a light... there's all my relatives... and it looks horrible! They're making arts and crafts! MAKE IT STOP!

*sets to work and brings PW back online* Good thing you blew up near a junk-bot, eh? *gives him a new flamethrower with double capacity, and a reinforced hose so it (hopefully) won't break on him again* There you go...And What the--?! Oh, you must've accidentally peered into the mind of Unicron somehow. Bloody Chaos-bringer likes to do that kind of stuff to people o.0'

*looks down to see he's now a cyborg* Sweet, take me to your leader kinda stuff!

But no, I just tapped into the mind of Locust for a second. Or was that Billy Joel? ... I dunno. By the way I love the cheese grater I have for a hand now. Now I can stalk the night as a costumed crime fighter. No cheese is safe from... the grater!

by **Moonshatter** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:11 am

(forgot people around here are fleshy, not metal!)

*meant that she put you back to as close a semblance to normal as you were before you blew up >_>* Great, now I can' think of a good post beyond that, I'm laughing too hard at the thought of you with a cheese grater, scraping cheddar while setting some random person on fire #-o

by **SoundMaster1** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:16 am

I wonder...*starts placing anti-motivational posters all over the building* Now I will ruin your day! Muahahahahahaha! And while your day is being ruined, why not stop at SoundCoffee1, my new coffee shop in this building. *unveils sign pointing to a precariously placed attachment...on the top floor* Try the scones! They're Randy-flavored!

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:06 pm

thanks halo, and it turns out she is my first girl who ended up moving a year ago. (small world)

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:13 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:thanks halo, and it turns out she is my first girl who ended up moving a year ago. (small world)

I curse you and your happiness. you lucky bastard...

by **Moonshatter** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:05 pm

Well, I'm very glad for you, UW! That's awesome how fate let you reunite with her like that ^_^

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:24 pm

thanks Moomshatter, and congrats for the baby (pray you don't get twins or you'll end up like me [twin sister]

)

by **Halo** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:50 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:thanks halo, and it turns out she is my first girl who ended up moving a year ago. (small world)

I curse you and your happiness. you lucky bastard...

Be nice, or you'll never get a lady friend of your own.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:19 pm

dont worry PW, you'll find love someday

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:59 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:thanks halo, and it turns out she is my first girl who ended up moving a year ago. (small world)

I curse you and your happiness. you lucky bastard...

Be nice, or you'll never get a lady friend of your own.

Or, if he's as impatient an socially rejectable as the rest of us, he'll build a lady friend of his own. I'm already working on mine.

*Points to a half-formed pile of mud, bones, and 'borrowed' Randy organs.*

Anyone know a good alchemist? :-?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:05 am

The Happy Locust wrote:Anyone know a good alchemist?

I knew a good one, but he quit doing that sort of alchemy after he lost an arm and his brother was blown up.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:41 am

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:thanks halo, and it turns out she is my first girl who ended up moving a year ago. (small world)

I curse you and your happiness. you lucky bastard...

Be nice, or you'll never get a lady friend of your own.

It's more I'm an introverted social reject who haunts the local comic/hobby shops and plays TCGs and DnD. I don't see many women in those groups.

by **SoundMaster1** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:23 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:thanks halo, and it turns out she is my first girl who ended up moving a year ago. (small world)

I curse you and your happiness. you lucky bastard...

Be nice, or you'll never get a lady friend of your own.

It's more I'm an introverted social reject who haunts the local comic/hobby shops and plays TCGs and DnD. I don't see many women in those groups.

...What does this to with the office building?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:26 am

SoundMaster1 wrote:...What does this to with the office building?

What does anything have to do with the office building?

by **Moonshatter** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:33 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:thanks Moomshatter, and congrats for the baby (pray you don't get twins or you'll end up like me [twin sister] )

Thanks, UW! Unfortunately, considering I'm only (maybe) a couple of months along (won't find out until the doctor can look at me :-\), and I'm already getting a bigger belly, I most likely do have twins (possibly triplets...If I pop out three hell-raisers at the same time, I'm going to KILL my husband for jinxing me! Don't get me wrong, they'd be blessings but DAMN, for the first successful birth?! :shock:

OW! >.<)...You're a twin? Cool! Twins are always awesome (I knew a pair of identical twins in high school, and they were about the only people who were really nice to me

).

And PW: Excellent point, what does ANYTHING we mention have anything to do with the building? Hang on, I can find a connection to it with my post! *thinks for a minute*...Oh, I know what my post has to do with this building! We're going to need a nursery in here if my husband has his way (he wants ten kids #-o

) o.0

EDIT: I like how they reformatted the forum! It's a bit easier to read whatever the crap you're typing now :grin:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:28 pm

10? Good luck financing all those little brats moonie. Sounds like real way to contribute to over population. 10 kids... the thought of it makes me puke.

Eh, but now back to making someone who really deserves suffering to... well suffer.

*Breaks Randy's legs and forces his head into a bucket full of hot molten cheese and throws him into an old warehouse so the rats can eat his face*