The Energon Pub

The Return of the Red-Eyed

by Goribus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:53 pm

By request of the great Jesus Prime.



Yes this is him. And yes I'm as deeply disturbed as you are.

by Redimus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:53 pm

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."

Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle

Duly Appointed Representative in Chief of the Decpeticon Coprophage Accord.
Second class scavenger.
Better RED than DEAD!
Better still RDD!

by Goribus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:59 pm

Redimus wrote:He looks like my goddamn sister.

She never told me she was an irish man...

I bet all the heavy drinking and cursing suddenly makes sense now.

by Redimus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:14 pm

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."

Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle

Duly Appointed Representative in Chief of the Decpeticon Coprophage Accord.
Second class scavenger.
Better RED than DEAD!
Better still RDD!

by RobotInDisguise » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:17 pm

You're sure this is not a joke?

by Windracer » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:19 pm

Motto: "There's no relief in bitterness, may as well let it die."

Weapon: Electric Cannon

GW2: Caitmonster.9036 (Tarnished Coast / NA)
Burn's still a butt. <3

by RobotInDisguise » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:21 pm

by Psychout » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:23 pm

Motto: "This post clearly was meant to offend, and if you are affected by it in any way please close your browser and discuss it with someone who knows not to take the internet seriously."

Weapon: Black Magic

by Goribus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:27 pm

Windracer wrote:Aaaand "WOOOOOSH" it goes, right over Windy's head...

He asked for a volunteer to post it. I don't even get the joke.

by Windracer » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:29 pm

Motto: "There's no relief in bitterness, may as well let it die."

Weapon: Electric Cannon

Goribus wrote:

Windracer wrote:Aaaand "WOOOOOSH" it goes, right over Windy's head...

He asked for a volunteer to post it. I don't even get the joke.

Someone should tell him ... er, her... April 1st isn't for another week or two.

GW2: Caitmonster.9036 (Tarnished Coast / NA)
Burn's still a butt. <3

by Jeep? » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:30 pm

Founding member of the RDD
Member of the 100% Strafe Club (Pre-Reset)
Interviewed by Kamijin
Toy reviews: Snapdragon|Octopunch

Omega Sentinel wrote:Man that's the truth. I hate that OS guy.

by Rebirth Megatron » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:30 pm

Weapon: Dual Laser Beam Rifle

*walks in puts "Dude looks like a Lady* on the CD player in the room, then leaves to find a screwdriver to gouge eyes out*

by Redimus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:33 pm

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."

Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle

Duly Appointed Representative in Chief of the Decpeticon Coprophage Accord.
Second class scavenger.
Better RED than DEAD!
Better still RDD!

by Goribus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:36 pm

Windracer wrote:

Goribus wrote:

Windracer wrote:Aaaand "WOOOOOSH" it goes, right over Windy's head...

He asked for a volunteer to post it. I don't even get the joke.

Someone should tell him ... er, her... April 1st isn't for another week or two.

I'd imagine that April Fool's Day to Jesus would be like Halloween to Monsters. If you don't get that reference you need to watch more Buffy.

by Venomous Prime » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:43 pm

Motto: "You don't know peace until you've had suffering"

Weapon: Double Venom Lasers

Jeep...wow...WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?



I can't stop laughing

by Burn » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:11 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."

Well how about that. Someone in HMW IS prettier than Whisper!

by Pulsar » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:12 pm

I always imagined JP to look more Jesus-like

by Whisper » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:26 pm

Burn wrote:Well how about that. Someone in HMW IS prettier than Whisper!

That ain't too hard these days...

by Burn » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:19 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."

Whisper wrote:

Burn wrote:Well how about that. Someone in HMW IS prettier than Whisper!

That ain't too hard these days...

You'll still be prettier than steve.

by Redimus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:25 pm

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."

Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle

Duly Appointed Representative in Chief of the Decpeticon Coprophage Accord.
Second class scavenger.
Better RED than DEAD!
Better still RDD!

by Edgecrusher » Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:43 pm

Burn wrote:

Whisper wrote:

Burn wrote:Well how about that. Someone in HMW IS prettier than Whisper!

That ain't too hard these days...

You'll still be prettier than steve.

NOW THAT ain't hard burn

Well....... Like Ron Simmons in WWE would say........DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

by Mighty Scorponok » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:18 pm

Re: Well....... Like Ron Simmons in WWE would say........DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

by Kalon » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:04 pm

What promted the custume/make-up JP?

Mighty Scorponok wrote:tITLE SAYS IT, BUT THOSE BOOBIES IN YOUR sIG, jESUS pRIME, ARE HOT. If they were real, I wouldnt mind meeting those in my own house......AWUUUUUUUUUU (wolf whistle and toungue drippin down).

Behold the lowest common denominator.

Artwork by the talented Shinju-Chan
Facts are facts

Re: Well....... Like Ron Simmons in WWE would say........DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

by Goribus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:33 am

Kalon wrote:What promted the custume/make-up JP?

Mighty Scorponok wrote:tITLE SAYS IT, BUT THOSE BOOBIES IN YOUR sIG, jESUS pRIME, ARE HOT. If they were real, I wouldnt mind meeting those in my own house......AWUUUUUUUUUU (wolf whistle and toungue drippin down).

Behold the lowest common denominator.

Pffft. Most of us males were thinking it. He's just brave enough to drunkenly mutter it out loud.

by Vanguard » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:06 pm

I must say your man boobs look damn big in your sig JP. Is that down to too much beer or photoshop?