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Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby vectorA3 » Sat May 15, 2010 6:17 am

Motto: ""You must journey back farther into the matrix for the answer...""
Weapon: Energo-Sword
J.O. --what planet are u on?? 8-}
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Sun May 16, 2010 8:19 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
I'm on planet Crazy!!!!!!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Mon May 17, 2010 5:10 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
Arcee has been taken prisinor by Apeface.

Arcee: Get your hands off me you Damn dirty ape!
Apeface: What the hell?! Why are you so mean!
Arcee: Because you violated me!
apeface: Oh, right... :oops:

1 hour ago
Snapdragon: Left servo onnnnn, green.
Arcee: Okay- Gahhhhhk! Apeface, get your face out of there!

You figure out the rest. :twisted:


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OP: Good. Now, for your next mission- [Counterpunch takes over]
CP: i also have a package for you.
BEEP,BEEP,BEEP
OP:What the slag-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Zeon88 » Tue May 18, 2010 11:23 am

Blur: Hey, whoa guys, c'mon! Lets take this slow!

Hot Rod: I've been thinking about getting a new paintjob, something beige....

Unicron: I'm stuffed, I seriously couldn't eat another bite.

Silverbolt: Why are you still screaming? I told you it's not my problem.

Starscream: Word up, mega-bossman! Whatever you say is good enough for me!

Ratchet: Dangit Optimus, I'm a doctor not a magician!

Random Quintesson: Maybe we should get an outside opinion for this decision.

Megatron: I think I'll let this Autobot live.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Tue May 18, 2010 1:46 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
Megatron: Allright Frenzy, you'll have to-
Ruumble: I'm not Frenzy, He's Frenzy!
Megatron: Whaa?
Frenzy:Yeah dude, i'm red, and he's blue!
Megatron:Noooo, it's the other way around!
Frenzy: Nope. I'ts always been like this.
Megatron: Damn animators!


Galvatron: I AM THE KING!
Rodimus: you're a loony.

Kup;You damn kids with you're XBOX & your youtube and your TV and your Blu-Ray discs and your Halo:Combat Evolved, and your Micheal Bay and your-
Hot Rod Shoots himself.
Kup: and your Mario Brothers and your-

Optimus Prime: Okay Rodimus, you've had your reign, now GIVE THE DAMN MATRIX BACK!
Rodimus: Please! just one more week!
OP: you've had a whole year, now give it back!!!!!
Rodimus: No!
OP: YEs!
Rodimus:NOOOOOOOOO!
Optimus: YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Rodimus: Prime! Galvatron's behind you!
OP: Yeah right like i'm falling for that one!
Galvy:SPARTA!
[fires fusion cannon. Primes head goes flying.]
Rodimus: Yay! I win!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby vectorA3 » Wed May 19, 2010 6:53 am

Motto: ""You must journey back farther into the matrix for the answer...""
Weapon: Energo-Sword
INT. DAY - back section of Ark

Group of Autobots gather around Kup.

Sideswipe: Yo dude, tell us that story about when you went to the Playbot mansion....
Grimlock: Yeah!!! Me want to hear story!!!
Kup: (shaking head) I thought I told this one last week?
Cliffjumper: (vexed) I wasn't there man. C'mon. Tell it. C'mon man.
Hound: We better cover Wheelie's ears.
Kup: Alright, alright. It was back on a little known place on Cybertron called.......
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Fri May 21, 2010 9:35 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
Armada time! :P

Hot Shot, Blurr, Red Alert, Jetfire, & Smokescreen are in a mission briefing.
OP: So, what we're gonna do is-
Hot Shot: *Raises Hand*
OP: Ugh, yes Hot Shot?
HS: Where are we going?
OP: I haven't gotten to that yet, but-
HS: What's your name again?
Blurr: Seriously? What's wrong with you?
Red Alert: Just let prime finish!
Smokescreen: ummmm, guys, where did the energon go?
Jetfire: you mean the green stuff.
All realize what happened.
Hot Shot: JaAm! JaAm go0d! YuM!
OP: Dear Primus! take cover!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Fri May 21, 2010 9:38 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
Zeon88 wrote:Blur: Hey, whoa guys, c'mon! Lets take this slow!

Hot Rod: I've been thinking about getting a new paintjob, something beige....

Unicron: I'm stuffed, I seriously couldn't eat another bite.

Silverbolt: Why are you still screaming? I told you it's not my problem.

Starscream: Word up, mega-bossman! Whatever you say is good enough for me!

Ratchet: Dangit Optimus, I'm a doctor not a magician!

Random Quintesson: Maybe we should get an outside opinion for this decision.

Megatron: I think I'll let this Autobot live.




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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:54 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
Kup & Hot Rod walk into a bar on Quintessa. Hot Rod sits down next to a Allicon & Sharkticon.
Sharkticon: Raaghaaa! RrrrrRRR!
Allicon: He doesn't like you!
Hot rod: i'm sorry.
Allicon: I don't like you either.
Hot Rod: I'll be caerful.
Allicon: You'll be dead! I have the death sentence on 3 systems!
Hot rod: mmmkay.
Allicon: Grrrrrrrrr!
kup: This little one isn't worth it. Let me buy you some energon.
Allicon & Sharkticon attack. Kup shoots them both down.
Kup: Whoops.

Paraphrase of A New Hope.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby vectorA3 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:46 am

Motto: ""You must journey back farther into the matrix for the answer...""
Weapon: Energo-Sword
that was good. Anyone who didn't know that was a paraphase of SW is deaf, dumb, blind & has been living in a cave for 35 yrs.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby X3ROhour » Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:52 pm

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Weapon: Three-Bladed Knife
Prime: "oh, slag it. i don't care. kill who ya want."
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Hard Hacker » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:56 am

Velocitron Announcer: Intruder Alert! Autobot Spy is in the base!
Thundercracker: An Autobot Spy is in the base?!

[Thundercracker rushes down stairs to Cyber Planet Key room.]

Thundercracker: Hut hut hut hut hut!
Velocitron Announcer: Protect the Cyber Planet Key!
Thundercracker: We need to protect the Cyber Planet Key!
Ransack: Yo, a lil' help here?
Thundercracker: Allright I've got it! Stand back son... 1, 1, 1, 1... uhhhh... 1!
Ransack: Let's go, let's go!
Crumplezone: INCOOOOOMMMIIIIINNGGG!

[Crash though to Cyber Planet Key room, it is still there]

Ransack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAay it's still here!
Crumplezone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAalright then.
Sideways: Ahem.

[Dramatic sweep]

Sideways: Gentlemen.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby munkimus prime » Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:45 pm

Motto: "I dislike fools and villains. And you seem to be both."
Weapon: Arm-Mounted Magnetic-Lock Destabilizer Cannon
Soundwave- "Soundwave superior, Constructicons inferior".
Constructicons- " He's so right we're crap.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:43 am

Motto: "I hecked up"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
The autobots are in the Ark.

Jazz: Someone set us up the bomb.
Prowl: We get signal
Megatron appears on viewscreen.
OP: It's you.
Megatron: How are you gentleman. All your base are belong to us.




Starscream: Do a Barrel Roll.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby soundwave1994 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:59 pm

Motto: "time flies when your crushing autobot sparks"
Weapon: Sonic Boomer Laser
daniel: its good to be together again. arcee i just wanna say, arcee i, i...
arcee: you dont have to daniel, i feel the same way too
daniel: wtf woman all i was going to say was could you make me a cheese burger not i want to be a robo sexual

daniel: its good to be together again. arcee i just wanna say, arcee i, i...
arcee: you dont have to daniel, i feel the same way too
daniel: let me finish, we're friends and i wanted you to be the first to know...
arcee: yes?
daniel: im gay and ive been seeing hot rod behind your back
arcee: oh, well i have always got optim... WTF
(optimus and galvatron holding hands walking into gaybar)
if i have ofended anyone please say and i will remove number 2
end of the rebirth part 3
daniel: its good to be together again. arcee i just wanna say, arcee i, i...
arcee: you dont have to daniel, i feel the same way too
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:57 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
Brainstorm: Chromedome, could you test my new headmaster process?
Chromedome: Mkay.
Brainstorm: Great! just sign her, here, here,here, here, and here.
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Brainstorm: Now step into this chamber.
Chromedome: uh, okay
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Brainstorm: Now, we're gonna have to remove your head.
Chromedome: Wait, Wha-
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Jayson26 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:09 pm

Wow Starscream, you're one hell of a Leader! you have my back all the way!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Zombie Starscream » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:11 pm

Motto: "Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."
Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Movie Megatron upon seeing Starscream: In the name of Primus Starscream, I demand you get rid of that hidious root mode. The humans on the Internet have been knicknaming you 'Flying Dorito' and 'Space Monkey.' How is that any way to inspire fear into those insipid fleshies?
:Starscream grovels: Megatron I....'
Megatron: Quit doing that too! :Looks quickly around before whispering: You risk the spawning of some hideous slash-fic indecency if some fangirl sees us, and if I catch a wisp of this 'liaison' on some tawdry fic-site, I will be quite angry with you, and beat you over the head with your own arm. So let me relax, and pick at my innerds with a Q-tip, before I sniff my fingers. I must also flick my eye cheese, and then ponder why Soundwave has no mouth. Are you with me Starscream?
Starscream: Yes, mi'lord.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:56 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
Zombie Starscream wrote:Movie Megatron upon seeing Starscream: In the name of Primus Starscream, I demand you get rid of that hidious root mode. The humans on the Internet have been knicknaming you 'Flying Dorito' and 'Space Monkey.' How is that any way to inspire fear into those insipid fleshies?
:Starscream grovels: Megatron I....'
Megatron: Quit doing that too! :Looks quickly around before whispering: You risk the spawning of some hideous slash-fic indecency if some fangirl sees us, and if I catch a wisp of this 'liaison' on some tawdry fic-site, I will be quite angry with you, and beat you over the head with your own arm. So let me relax, and pick at my innerds with a Q-tip, before I sniff my fingers. I must also flick my eye cheese, and then ponder why Soundwave has no mouth. Are you with me Starscream?
Starscream: Yes, mi'lord.

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OP: AUTOBOTS! TRANSFORM & ROLL OUT!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby starscreamprime1010 » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:44 pm

Motto: ""You may lose your faith in us, but never in yourselves..""
Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Starscream:

Walks into Target and looks at a worker. "Where's the bathroom?"
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby vectorA3 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:01 am

Motto: ""You must journey back farther into the matrix for the answer...""
Weapon: Energo-Sword
lol. Don't think SS could even fit into the front door at Target without destroying it. Loading dock would be a tough squeeze too. :P
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Malicron » Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:46 pm

Motto: "We're all going to die... You go first."
Weapon: Energo-Sword
G1 Soundwave: Why did I format so many of my minions as animals?! Now my tape drawer is full of hairballs and bird droppings!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:47 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
WFC

Trypticon: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER! BLAAAAAGH!


OP, BB, air raid, and Jetfire are playing escalation mode, and have made it to wave 100.

BB: Wow! no one's ever made it this far!!!
OP: yeah! Hey, i wonder if they'll be any new Cons'?!
JF: I doubt it.
3..2..1
Trypticon bursts into the city

all: OH SLAG!!!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Badass Grimlock » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:36 pm

Motto: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Weapon: Triple Crusher Cannon
Wow, I never knew this thread was still kicking... :APPLAUSE:

Arcee: TELETRAN-1'S BEEN HIJACKED BY A PSYCHOTIC SHE-DUCK!

(long pause)

Sunstreaker: Mexican Sponges...

-iCarly

(Fleshy slamming noises)

Thundercracker: For the love of sweet Primus, my head - AAAUGHhh... What's that banging? STOP THAT BANGING!

Starscream: It's this eel! Long Haul told me to knock it out because he was gonna cook it and-

Thundercracker: STOP THAT BANGING! STOP THAT BANGING!

Starscream: I can't catch it now! It's so slippery! I can't kill it!

Thundercracker: Whaddya mean ya can't kill it? I'll show you how to kill an eel! You've gotta MELT ITS FACE!

Starscream: NONONONO! NO!

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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:14 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
RoTF

Soundwave: Starscream, i have an urgent report!
SS: What is it?
Soundwave: Um, uh. Well, er.
SS: You don't have anything, do you?
SW: No. i'm just bored up here. Can you send up a PS3 or Something?
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