The Energon Pub

by **Badass Grimlock** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:09 pm

The title explains it all.

Feel free to use quotes from your favorite movies.

Bombshell: Colonel Sanders!

Kickback: What is it, Sergeant Rico?

Bombshell: You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.

Kickback: So?

Bombshell: Planet Druidia is in sight, sir.

Kickback: You're really a Spaceball. You know that, don't you?

Bombshell: Thank you, sir.

Kickback: Have you notified Lord Helmet?

Bombshell: Yes, sir. I took the liberty. He's on his way.

Megatron: Make way for Dark Helmet!

Kickback: All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet!

-Spaceballs

by **Lorekeeper** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 am

Arcee: Weirdwolf!
Hotrod: Werewolf?
Grimlock: There.
Hotrod: What?
Grimlock: There, wolf. There, castle.
Hotrod: Why are you talking that way?
Grimlock: Me thought you wanted to.
Hotrod: No, I don't want to.
Grimlock: [shrugs] Suit self. Me easy.

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:43 pm

Beachcomber: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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Springer: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Arcee: When will you be back?
Springer: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

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Optimus Prime: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

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Kup: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Hot Rod: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Kup: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

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Prowl: Do you know how fast you were going back there?
Frenzy: Umm... 65?
Prowl: 63.
Frenzy: But... isn't the speed limit 65?
Prowl: Yes, it is.
Rumble: I'm freakin' out, man!
Nightbeat: Yes, you are freaking out... man.
Prowl: Are you okay?
Rumble: Yeah, sure.
Prowl: Yes sir?
Rumble: Yes sir.
Prowl: No, did you say "yes sir."?
Nightbeat: I think he said "yeah, sure."
Frenzy: What'd you say man?
Rumble: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
Prowl: So you are okay then?
Rumble: Yes sir.

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Ultra Magnus: ...And that was the second time I got crabs.

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News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:23 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC9z8JazDe8

by **travicon** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:22 pm

Prime: We got no food,we got no jobs, are pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:43 am

Starscream: My lord, I have a cunning plan.
Megatron: Starscream, you wouldn't know a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked atop a harpsichord singing "Cunning Plans are Here Again!"

Starscream: I have a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel.

Bumblebee:You know how they say that somewhere out there is a bullet with your name on it?
Optimus: Yes?
Bumblebee: Well, I thought that if I *owned* the bullet with my name on it, I'll never get hit by it. 'Cause I'll never shoot myself.
Optimus: A shame.
Bumblebee: And the chances of their being *two* bullets with my name on them are very small indeed.

HK, Blackadder fan. I did these from my enfeebled memory so they might not be verbatim.

by **Grimlock1991** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:40 am

Badass Grimlock wrote:The title explains it all.

Feel free to use quotes from your favorite movies.

Bombshell: Colonel Sanders!

Kickback: What is it, Sergeant Rico?

Bombshell: You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.

Kickback: So?

Bombshell: Planet Druidia is in sight, sir.

Kickback: You're really a Spaceball. You know that, don't you?

Bombshell: Thank you, sir.

Kickback: Have you notified Lord Helmet?

Bombshell: Yes, sir. I took the liberty. He's on his way.

Megatron: Make way for Dark Helmet!

Kickback: All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet!

-Spaceballs

Space Balls?

News Credits: 21 · by **Skice** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:29 am

Grimlock1991 wrote:
Badass Grimlock wrote:The title explains it all.

Feel free to use quotes from your favorite movies.

Bombshell: Colonel Sanders!

Kickback: What is it, Sergeant Rico?

Bombshell: You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.

Kickback: So?

Bombshell: Planet Druidia is in sight, sir.

Kickback: You're really a Spaceball. You know that, don't you?

Bombshell: Thank you, sir.

Kickback: Have you notified Lord Helmet?

Bombshell: Yes, sir. I took the liberty. He's on his way.

Megatron: Make way for Dark Helmet!

Kickback: All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet!

-Spaceballs

Space Balls?

That is a seen from the movie Spaceballs, an incredibly awesome film. See it, now!

Also your sig is too big.

by **Badass Grimlock** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:35 pm

Skice wrote:
Grimlock1991 wrote:
Badass Grimlock wrote:The title explains it all.

Feel free to use quotes from your favorite movies.

Bombshell: Colonel Sanders!

Kickback: What is it, Sergeant Rico?

Bombshell: You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.

Kickback: So?

Bombshell: Planet Druidia is in sight, sir.

Kickback: You're really a Spaceball. You know that, don't you?

Bombshell: Thank you, sir.

Kickback: Have you notified Lord Helmet?

Bombshell: Yes, sir. I took the liberty. He's on his way.

Megatron: Make way for Dark Helmet!

Kickback: All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet!

-Spaceballs

Space Balls?

That is a seen from the movie Spaceballs, an incredibly awesome film. See it, now!

Also your sig is too big.

Very awesome indeed, Skice.

Starscream: Oh, it used to be a lot worse. They had this giant hammer!

(Skywarp gasps)

Starscream: Oh! They brought it back!

Skywarp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

-Robots

News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:41 pm

Prime: Well that human tasted like chicken.

by **TattedPitbull** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:18 am

Megatron: I love you!!! you're so cute and adorable, so sweet...!!!

Me: *squeals* i love you too bech!!!!

Megatron: Woah, wait wtf?!?!?! i wasn't talking to you stupid human i was talking to Ravage...cuz he's such a good boy, yes he is!!! who wants a belly rub good boy!!!

Me: grrr.... >:(

LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

by **Prime's Trailer** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:11 am

Megatron (to Starscream): I keep thinking that today is Tuesday.

News Credits: 1 · by **Optimist_Prime** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:51 am

Arcee: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend?
Hotrod: Not just this minute.
Arcee: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Hotrod: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Arcee: Fifteen dollar.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Arcee: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Arcee: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Hotrod: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Arcee: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Hotrod: What do we get for ten dollars?
Arcee: Every t'ing you want.
Hotrod: Everything?

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:36 pm

Optimist_Prime wrote:Arcee: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend?
Hotrod: Not just this minute.
Arcee: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Hotrod: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Arcee: Fifteen dollar.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Arcee: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Arcee: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Hotrod: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Arcee: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Hotrod: What do we get for ten dollars?
Arcee: Every t'ing you want.
Hotrod: Everything?

wow

i dont know how to feel about that. :cry:

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:07 pm

NV for real fun instead of Arcee, read it as Wheelie. :twisted:

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:03 pm

Editor wrote:NV for real fun instead of Arcee, read it as Wheelie.

ok, makes more sense now. but now i feel all icky inside. eeeww

by **TattedPitbull** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:01 am

Optimist_Prime wrote:Arcee: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend?
Hotrod: Not just this minute.
Arcee: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Hotrod: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Arcee: Fifteen dollar.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Arcee: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Arcee: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Hotrod: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Arcee: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Hotrod: What do we get for ten dollars?
Arcee: Every t'ing you want.
Hotrod: Everything?

Interesting! lol

by **TattedPitbull** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:27 am

Megatron: I see you've found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom!
Starscream: wha? oh, i thought this was jus' a normal peachtree
Megatron: i see...you eat when you are upset
Starscream: I'm not upset
Megatron: mmhmm so why are you upset?
Starscream: cuz i was the biggest suckiest person in history

- Kung Fu Panda!!!

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Blackout: hey guess what?
Barricade: What?
Blackout: i dunno, i forgot....
Barricade: (face in hand)

- my own quote lolz

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Megatron: THE RUM IS GONE WHERE IS THE RUM?!?!?!
Arcee: yes yes the rum is gone
Megatron: but why is the rum gone?
Arcee: because it takes even the finest young gentlemen and turns them into foul ruffians
Megatron: *takes out gun and fumbles with it indecisevely* "IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO HARD FOR YOU" she says, WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!!! *see white sails in the distance* there'll be no livin with her after this one....

- Pirates of the Caribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
yo ho mates beat those!!!

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:17 am

MegatronsLady420 wrote::grin:

Megatron: I see you've found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom!
Starscream: wha? oh, i thought this was jus' a normal peachtree
Megatron: i see...you eat when you are upset
Starscream: I'm not upset
Megatron: mmhmm so why are you upset?
Starscream: cuz i was the biggest suckiest person in history

- Kung Fu Panda!!!

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Blackout: hey guess what?
Barricade: What?
Blackout: i dunno, i forgot....
Barricade: (face in hand)

- my own quote lolz

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Megatron: THE RUM IS GONE WHERE IS THE RUM?!?!?!
Arcee: yes yes the rum is gone
Megatron: but why is the rum gone?
Arcee: because it takes even the finest young gentlemen and turns them into foul ruffians
Megatron: *takes out gun and fumbles with it indecisevely* "IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO HARD FOR YOU" she says, WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!!! *see white sails in the distance* there'll be no livin with her after this one....

- Pirates of the Caribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
yo ho mates beat those!!!

lolollololololololol :grin:

News Credits: 1 · by **Optimist_Prime** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:52 am

Name_Violation wrote:
Optimist_Prime wrote:Arcee: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend?
Hotrod: Not just this minute.
Arcee: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Hotrod: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Arcee: Fifteen dollar.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Arcee: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Arcee: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Hotrod: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Arcee: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Hotrod: What do we get for ten dollars?
Arcee: Every t'ing you want.
Hotrod: Everything?

wow i dont know how to feel about that.

Does everyone at least know where this is from? It's probably the second or third most famous scene from Full Metal Jacket.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:50 pm

Optimist_Prime wrote:
Name_Violation wrote:
Optimist_Prime wrote:Arcee: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend?
Hotrod: Not just this minute.
Arcee: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Hotrod: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Arcee: Fifteen dollar.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Arcee: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Hotrod: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Arcee: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Hotrod: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Arcee: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Hotrod: What do we get for ten dollars?
Arcee: Every t'ing you want.
Hotrod: Everything?

wow i dont know how to feel about that.

Does everyone at least know where this is from? It's probably the second or third most famous scene from Full Metal Jacket.

i know where its from.

by **/v\egatron** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:51 pm

Wheelie: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?
Kup: Oh, Arcee isn't his sister.
Wheelie: She's not?
Kup: No
Wheelie: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.

News Credits: 20 · by **Neko** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:17 pm

Megatron: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

News Credits: 1 · by **Optimist_Prime** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:58 am

Neko wrote:Megatron: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

IMO, it would be a little more funny if that was either Hot Rod or Ultra Magnus saying that.

News Credits: 20 · by **Neko** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:59 am

Optimist_Prime wrote:
Neko wrote:Megatron: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

IMO, it would be a little more funny if that was either Hot Rod or Ultra Magnus saying that.

Ah, that it would. :lol: