The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:21 am

Rial Vestro wrote:
Wheelimus Prime wrote:Wheelie: lets gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song, our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song, and if you dont think that we can sing it faster than your wrong; but it'll help if you just sing along

Grimlock: bum bum bum bum

Wheelie: c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song, grimlock!

Grimlock: song! c-a-m----

Wheelie: Ironhide

Ironhide: (silence)

Wheelie: Good! It'll help, it'll help if you just sing along, OH YEAH. now wasn't that relaxing?

Ironhide: f*ck off

--campfire song song, spongebob squarepants

You know that would make more sence with Movie Wheelie or Animated Starscream than G1 Wheelie. What's Grimlock doing in there? Last I checked Grimlock and Wheelie only exsist in the same continuity togeather in G1.

You might want to consider cutting the lad some slack. Last I checked, this was one of the top 5 Least serious, running threads we have going. Why rain on the parade? Besides, doesn't matter which mixings you have, Ironhides reaction still rocks.

by **TattedPitbull** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:15 pm

Wheelimus Prime wrote:that was set in G1, this one is animated:

Starscream: Mister Sun came up and he smiled at me

Sun: said its gonna be a good one just wait and see

Starscream: Jumped out of bed and i ran around, feeling so extra extrastratisfied, because its the BEST DAY EVER! BEST DAY EVER! Hey megatron! i bet your wondering why this is the best day ever

Megatron: (hint of sarcasm) Why Starscream!

Starscream: because first i get to go shooting down the autobots with the seekers, then i get to spend the whole day failing at one of your evil plans, and finally i will try and usurp you! i feel so happy i think I'm gonna explode (instantly burst into flames)

Megatron: finally

Starscream: (walking away) Cuz' its the BEST DAY EVER!

chorus: Best Day Ever

Best day ever--- spongebob again

you do know the same guy Tom Kenny does both Starscream and Spongebob's voice right? LOL i can tell you and i will get along just fine!

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:20 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwwHNPIcXTc

sums it up

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:30 pm

@ megatronslady

yeah i knew that, orignally i was going to have megatron take starscreams spot, but as i went down it didn't make sense

by **TattedPitbull** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:06 pm

Wheelimus Prime wrote:@ megatronslady

yeah i knew that, orignally i was going to have megatron take starscreams spot, but as i went down it didn't make sense

Lol yeah i love Spongebob and Animated, i used to drink a bit of corona and watch Animated with my aunt, we had one of the seasons recorded then all the episodes were recorded then my cousin stole them and sold them "bootleg" What a d*%@ i say!!!! but yeh lately i haven't been drinking, im underaged and i'm not really the same, kinda oblivious to the world when i drink, plus i drink excessively and it's bad cuz of my kidneys, they're not in the best shape, but now if i catch the shows i sit without the alchohol in hand, besides its better without having alchohol deciding my next move, whether its watching t.v. or just chillin or hangin with the girls or the boys....

WORD OF ADVISE, NEVER DRINK!!!

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:02 pm

"It'll be a cold day on Charr before I'd do something like that."

-Shockwave <when asked about appearing in TF3 with M. Bay as director>

megatronslady - lol on the Eff yo couch beeyatch!!!! VF!!! :lol:

by **TattedPitbull** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:21 am

vectorA3 wrote:Shockwave: "It'll be a cold day on Charr before I'd do something like that."

<when asked about appearing in TF3 with M. Bay as director>

megatronslady - lol on the Eff yo couch beeyatch!!!! VF!!!

lol thanks

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:47 pm

Starscream: I'MA GOOFY GOOBER!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: YOUR A GOOFY GOOBER!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: GOOFY, GOOFY, GOOFY, GOOFY GOOBER!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: "put your toys away" well all i gotta say when you tell me not play is "No"

assorted transformers: No!

Starscream: "No, no no FRIKKEN WAY! I'm a kid you say, well all i gotta say is "say it gain" then i say "thanks"

assorted transformers: THANKS

Starscream: "Thankyou very much!" so if you think you could be like, go ahead try, the kid inside will set you free [scatting]! I'MA GOOFY GOOBER!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: Your a Goofy Goober!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: We're all Goofy Goobers!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: GOOFY, GOOFY, GOOFY GOOBER! YEAH-HAAAA! [rock guitar solo]

another TF/spongebob ref, what is up with this guy

by **Siren Prime** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:00 am

Wheelimus, you really like the Transfomres/Spongebob combos dontcha?

I hope you've seen this before then...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KACJHuBCAvU

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:14 am

i have

by **Siren Prime** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:16 am

Wheelimus Primus wrote:i have

LOL!! Still makes me laugh!!

HA!! Ima nerd...

by **TattedPitbull** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:15 am

Wheelimus Primus wrote:Starscream: I'MA GOOFY GOOBER!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: YOUR A GOOFY GOOBER!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: GOOFY, GOOFY, GOOFY, GOOFY GOOBER!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: "put your toys away" well all i gotta say when you tell me not play is "No"

assorted transformers: No!

Starscream: "No, no no FRIKKEN WAY! I'm a kid you say, well all i gotta say is "say it gain" then i say "thanks"

assorted transformers: THANKS

Starscream: "Thankyou very much!" so if you think you could be like, go ahead try, the kid inside will set you free [scatting]! I'MA GOOFY GOOBER!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: Your a Goofy Goober!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: We're all Goofy Goobers!

assorted transformers: Rock!

Starscream: GOOFY, GOOFY, GOOFY GOOBER! YEAH-HAAAA! [rock guitar solo]

another TF/spongebob ref, what is up with this guy

i watched that movie today LOL! Guess i could do one!

Bumblebee: I know of a place where you never get harmed, a magical place with magical charm, Indoors, Indoors, IIIIINNNNDOOOORRRRSSSS. TAKE IT AWAY PENNY!!!

BulkHead: That Penny has the most beautiful voice!!!!

Spongebob & Patrick LOLERCOASTER!!!

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:02 am

Will ya stop it with the TF/Spongebob??!! Don't give Hasbro any more crazy ideas!!! :MAD:

by **Rial Vestro** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:52 am

vectorA3 wrote:Will ya stop it with the TF/Spongebob??!! Don't give Hasbro any more crazy ideas!!!

Could be worse.

Megatron: Would you do it for a Ravage Snack?

Ravage: Rrrrr!

Soundwave: 3 Ravage snacks and you got a deal.

(Megatron as Freddy, Ravage as Scooby Do, and Soundwave as Shaggy.)

by **SentinelA** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:55 pm

G1 OPTIMUS PRIME: Bumble Bee? Where's Bumble Bee?

Spike drives up in a 2010 Camaro that looks like Movie Bee but isn't

Prime: Spike, have you seen Bumble Bee?

Spike: Hello Prime? Cash for Clunkers!

by **SentinelA** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:01 pm

Prowl: Under this plan, you can choose your provider...

Grimlock: Me Grimlock no want socialized health care!

Swoop: Obama Prime socialist!

Slag: We destroy socialist!

Grimlock: We Dinobots fear unknown! Dinobots Destroy!!

by **TattedPitbull** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:48 pm

Siren Prime wrote:Wheelimus, you really like the Transfomres/Spongebob combos dontcha?

I hope you've seen this before then...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KACJHuBCAvU

i sat back and laughed for 15 minutes after seeing this one lol

by **Rial Vestro** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:05 pm

Tarantulas, Tarantulas
Does whatever a tarantula can
Spins a web, any size
Catches Maximals, just like flies
Look out! Here comes Tarantulas!

Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He's got Energon overload.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there, there goes Tarantulas!

In the chill of night,
At the scene of the battle
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time

Tarantulas, Tarantulas
Cunning neighborhood Tarantulas
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward
To him, life is a great big bang-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find Tarantulas!

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:30 pm

Rial Vestro wrote:Tarantulas, Tarantulas
Does whatever a tarantula can
Spins a web, any size
Catches Maximals, just like flies
Look out! Here comes Tarantulas!

Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He's got Energon overload.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there, there goes Tarantulas!

In the chill of night,
At the scene of the battle
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time

Tarantulas, Tarantulas
Cunning neighborhood Tarantulas
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward
To him, life is a great big bang-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find Tarantulas!

by **Rial Vestro** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:26 am

Name_Violation wrote:
Rial Vestro wrote:Tarantulas, Tarantulas
Does whatever a tarantula can
Spins a web, any size
Catches Maximals, just like flies
Look out! Here comes Tarantulas!

Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He's got Energon overload.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there, there goes Tarantulas!

In the chill of night,
At the scene of the battle
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time

Tarantulas, Tarantulas
Cunning neighborhood Tarantulas
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward
To him, life is a great big bang-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find Tarantulas!

*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you! *takes another bow and walks off stage.*

by **Carriemus Prime** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:19 am

SentinelA wrote:Prowl: Under this plan, you can choose your provider...

Grimlock: Me Grimlock no want socialized health care!

Swoop: Obama Prime socialist!

Slag: We destroy socialist!

Grimlock: We Dinobots fear unknown! Dinobots Destroy!!

He he he I personally loved this

...

News Credits: 4 · by **tom brokaw** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:56 am

Siren Prime wrote:Wheelimus, you really like the Transfomres/Spongebob combos dontcha?

I hope you've seen this before then...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KACJHuBCAvU

haha, this is great

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:16 am

tom, that avie is hilarious btw. :lol:

by **Carriemus Prime** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:47 pm

Bumblebee: Awww you sunk my battleship!

Ironhide: Yeah I rock!

Bumblebee: Wait a minute, it wasn't there. You moved it when I wasn't looking!

Ironhide: You calling me a cheat?

Bumblebee: You're damned right I'm calling you a cheat

Ironhide: Right you and me outside now.

Bumblebee: Bring it!

Optimus blows the game of battleships through the floor.

Optimus: Now nobody wins

Ironhide: (mumbles) that is so unfair

Bumblebee: yeah I know he always ruins our fun...such a n00b

Optimus: Don't make me come back there...

Bumblebee: *mimics*

Ironhide: *snigger*

Sorry I got bored. lol

by **Wingz** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:46 pm

Optimus Prime: Wheeljack, how are your studies going on the ability to divide by zero in assisting in space bridge technology?

Wheeljack: All done, Prime! I'll try it out right away.

Bumblebee: Optimus, Decepticons are attacking Teletran 1!

Optimus Prime: All right, Autobots! Transform! ...? ?! F*ck, where's my trailor?!

Bumblebee: I'm a Superbug now?! NOOOOOOOO!

Wheeljack: Well, I guess maybe there were a few side effects after all...