The Energon Pub

by **bloodjoker77** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:37 pm

optimus prime to megatrom:(in a pimp voice)your my b%$^h now ain't you yeah you know it now excuse me while i whip dis out

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:29 pm

*Four Autobot prisoners kneeling in front of Megatron*

*Aiming his fusion cannon at them* Megatron: Eenie meenie miney mo!

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:54 am

Bombshell: "I'm full dude. No thanks."

Kickback: "If I ate any more my fuel cell chamber would rupture."

Shrapnel: "Stick a fork in me. I'm done."

<Insecticons after an 'energon dinner' at the electrical substation and nuclear power plant>

by **bloodjoker77** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:39 pm

optimus primal: who's in charge of this monkey show........oh yea i am

by **TattedPitbull** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:48 am

Megatron: Where is the cube????????

Starscream: The humans have taken it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megatron: D'OH!!!!!!!!

by **aerospace starscream** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:08 am

megatron:are you ready to die prime. prime:ah maybe wait what are you gonna kill me with. megatron: my gun or should i say my smoken gun prime: ah megatron: got any last words prime: nope okay then diieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! and then the remains of prime scattered everywhere megatron picks up the head and megatrons says man this will make great food for ravage or maybe a kickball or a slapping bag. :grin:

by **Rial Vestro** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:14 pm

lord black metal wrote:megatron:are you ready to die prime. prime:ah maybe wait what are you gonna kill me with. megatron: my gun or should i say my smoken gun prime: ah megatron: got any last words prime: nope okay then diieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! and then the remains of prime scattered everywhere megatron picks up the head and megatrons says man this will make great food for ravage or maybe a kickball or a slapping bag.

Sorry, my years of exsperience in theater will not let this slide. The way you wrote that Megatron would be saying after you wrote his name the first time. I fixed it below.

lord black metal wrote:Megatron: Are you ready to die prime?

Prime: Ah, maybe wait what are you gonna kill me with?

Megatron: My gun or should I say my smoken gun!

Prime: Ah!

Megatron: Got any last words?

Prime: Nope

Megatron: Okay then, diieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! (The remains of Prime scatter everywhere and Megatron picks up the head.) Man, this will make great food for Ravage, maybe a Kickback, or a punching bag.

For Megatron's last line, I didn't even realize this till I was in the process of editing but you didn't even put Megatron's name there so it looked like Prime was saying it.

Anyway, whenever you have stage direction in a script it's allways wrighten between () or [] otherwise it's dialog. (dialog meaning the character would be speaking insted of doing.)

And I actully did verry little to correct spelling and gramer sence I have about 14 spelling errors in this post just of my own. All I really did in that department was add capitalizations where needed and punctuation. Personally not bothered by either of thoughs things just the fact that the jumbled mess of dialog was difficult to decifer who was talking. I've been in theater for about 8 years, reading and wrighting in the script format, I can't help it.

by **SmasherScrapper** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:14 pm

Optimus: GIVE ME YOUR FACE
The Fallen: WAIT!!! Let me check my Facebook first.
Optimus: Fine.
The Fallen: Look at this.
Optimus: What?
The Fallen: Brody Jenner has added me as a friend.
Optimus: DANGIT!!! I've been waiting for his approval since Letterman
The Fallen: Ok I'm ready.
Optimus rips off his face and says "This is for being friends with Brody before me!!!"

News Credits: 2 · by **Nico** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:53 pm

"Don't buy Hasbro product." XD

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:14 pm

Parading out of the body shop Arcee turns to Springer and asks

"Do these fenders make me look fat?"

by **Siren Prime** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:22 pm

T-Macksimus wrote:Parading out of the body shop Arcee turns to Springer and asks

"Do these fenders make me look fat?"

Springer: Uh... Yes?

(And that would be the end of him.

)

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:45 pm

Siren Prime wrote:
T-Macksimus wrote:Parading out of the body shop Arcee turns to Springer and asks

"Do these fenders make me look fat?"

Springer: Uh... Yes?

(And that would be the end of him. )

and now you know why he is one of the few Autobots with a flight mode. :lol:

by **Siren Prime** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:57 pm

T-Macksimus wrote:
Siren Prime wrote:
T-Macksimus wrote:Parading out of the body shop Arcee turns to Springer and asks

"Do these fenders make me look fat?"

Springer: Uh... Yes?

(And that would be the end of him. )

and now you know why he is one of the few Autobots with a flight mode.

Yeah, the sky would be the only safe place from Arcee's wrath. And even THAT'S questionable. XD

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:13 pm

wheelie: [staring down megatron's fusion canon] don't you ever have fun

Megatron; what is fun?

Wheelie: fun is when you... fun is... "what is fun"; here let me sing it for you. F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for ukalei, N is for anywhere, anytime down here in the deep blue sea. now you try

Megatron: F is fire that burns down the who world, U is for uranium...bombs, N is for Now survivors when you...

Wheelie: thats not fun, here let me help: F is for frolicing in the sand, U is for ultimate fun everywhere , N is for anywhere, anytime down here in the deep blue sea.

Megatron/wheelie: [laughing to tune of song] hahaha, hahahaha, hahaha

-spongebob/plankton

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:11 pm

I had a funny one and as soon as I come to post it I completely forget what it was.

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:14 pm

munkimus prime wrote:I had a funny one and as soon as I come to post it I completely forget what it was.

Walk into another room and sit down. There's a brain/butt trigger that fires directly to memeory but it doesn't work in the same room as where you are actually SUPPOSED to remember something. Weird but unofficially scientifically tested.

Wheelimus, I don't think Megatron has ever made it past the first 2 letters put together... 8-}

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:20 pm

T-Macksimus wrote:
Wheelimus, I don't think Megatron has ever made it past the first 2 letters put together...

F U? Yeah, that would seem to be Megatron's favorite phrase...

by **Optimus Perv** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:06 pm

Soundwave:
You'll be pleased to hear Megatron's invited us for drinks.
Starscream:
Balls to Megatron, we're getting out.
Soundwave:
Balls to Megatron? I've just spent an hour flattering the bugger.
Starscream:
There's one over there doesn't like the perfume. A big one. Don't look, don't look. We're in danger, we've got to get out.
Soundwave:
What are you talking about?
Starscream:
I've been called a ponce.

by **Siren Prime** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:09 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
T-Macksimus wrote:
Wheelimus, I don't think Megatron has ever made it past the first 2 letters put together...

F U? Yeah, that would seem to be Megatron's favorite phrase...

Hahahaha!!
That made me honestly LOL!! XD

by **TattedPitbull** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:53 am

Wheelimus Prime wrote:wheelie: [staring down megatron's fusion canon] don't you ever have fun

Megatron; what is fun?

Wheelie: fun is when you... fun is... "what is fun"; here let me sing it for you. F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for ukalei, N is for anywhere, anytime down here in the deep blue sea. now you try

Megatron: F is fire that burns down the who world, U is for uranium...bombs, N is for Now survivors when you...

Wheelie: thats not fun, here let me help: F is for frolicing in the sand, U is for ultimate fun everywhere , N is for anywhere, anytime down here in the deep blue sea.

Megatron/wheelie: [laughing to tune of song] hahaha, hahahaha, hahaha

-spongebob/plankton

FOOK YEH GO SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **TattedPitbull** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:56 am

Megatron to Starscream: "What did the five fingers say to the face?.......SLAP!!!!" & "F*%@ YO COUCH BYACH!!!"

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:24 am

Wheelie: lets gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song, our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song, and if you dont think that we can sing it faster than your wrong; but it'll help if you just sing along

Grimlock: bum bum bum bum

Wheelie: c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song, grimlock!

Grimlock: song! c-a-m----

Wheelie: Ironhide

Ironhide: (silence)

Wheelie: Good! It'll help, it'll help if you just sing along, OH YEAH. now wasn't that relaxing?

Ironhide: f*ck off

--campfire song song, spongebob squarepants

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:54 am

OMFG!! Busted...Out...Laughing! :lol:

Ironhide Rocks. That sounds like something I would do, or have already done, to someone trying to blow sunshine up my a$$.

by **Rial Vestro** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:59 am

Wheelimus Prime wrote:Wheelie: lets gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song, our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song, and if you dont think that we can sing it faster than your wrong; but it'll help if you just sing along

Grimlock: bum bum bum bum

Wheelie: c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song, grimlock!

Grimlock: song! c-a-m----

Wheelie: Ironhide

Ironhide: (silence)

Wheelie: Good! It'll help, it'll help if you just sing along, OH YEAH. now wasn't that relaxing?

Ironhide: f*ck off

--campfire song song, spongebob squarepants

You know that would make more sence with Movie Wheelie or Animated Starscream than G1 Wheelie. What's Grimlock doing in there? Last I checked Grimlock and Wheelie only exsist in the same continuity togeather in G1.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:13 am

that was set in G1, this one is animated:

Starscream: Mister Sun came up and he smiled at me

Sun: said its gonna be a good one just wait and see

Starscream: Jumped out of bed and i ran around, feeling so extra extrastratisfied, because its the BEST DAY EVER! BEST DAY EVER! Hey megatron! i bet your wondering why this is the best day ever

Megatron: (hint of sarcasm) Why Starscream!

Starscream: because first i get to go shooting down the autobots with the seekers, then i get to spend the whole day failing at one of your evil plans, and finally i will try and usurp you! i feel so happy i think I'm gonna explode (instantly burst into flames)

Megatron: finally

Starscream: (walking away) Cuz' its the BEST DAY EVER!

chorus: Best Day Ever

Best day ever--- spongebob again