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Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby SentinelA » Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:19 pm

Prime: One shall stand, One shall...

Kanye West: Prime, I'm gonna let you finish. But I just wanted to say that Beyonce has the best video ever!

Prime: What can I say? He's a jackass!
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Unicron: You must destroy the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. It is the one thing, the only thing, that can stand in my way.

Megatron: You have nothing to fear. I've already crushed Optimus Prime with my bare hands!

Joe Wilson: YOU LIE!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby TattedPitbull » Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:28 pm

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SoUnDwAvEr1998 wrote:Alpha Trion: I won't take your filthy stolen money!

Optimus Prime: Then I guess your really up sh*t creek

(Alpha Trion hits Optimus with a ruler)

Optimus Prime: Ow!

Aplha Trion: What did you say?

Optimus Prime I offered you money, you refused, then I said "Then I guess yuor really up sh*t creek."

(Alpha Trion hits Optimus with a ruler again)

Optimus Prime: Ow!

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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby vectorA3 » Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:49 pm

Motto: ""You must journey back farther into the matrix for the answer...""
Weapon: Energo-Sword
SentinelA wrote:Prime: One shall stand, One shall...

Kanye West: Prime, I'm gonna let you finish. But I just wanted to say that Beyonce has the best video ever!

Prime: What can I say? He's a jackass!



Good one!! They could cut to a scene of Alpha Trion watching the awards and sayin "What's he doin up there? Jackass..." :lol: :P
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Rial Vestro » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:28 am

Movie Characters...

Ratchet: He's dead Prime.

Jazz: No I'm not, I feel fine.

Ratchet: You're dead, don't argue with me, I'm an ambulance.

Jazz: You're a green hummer and it's just a flesh wound.

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Starscream: Fallen, wake up, Megatron's dead.

Fallen: Huh? What? I'm awake, I'm awake. Who's dead?

Starscream: Megatron, we need a new leader.

Fallen: I thought you were next in line?

Starscream: I was and I lead the whole time he was frozen in ice, I don't want to be the leader again so I'm waking your axle up!

Fallen: When was Megatron frozen in ice?

Starscream: Long story.

Fallen: How long?

Starscream: About 2 years.

Fallen: I have time.

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Side Swipe: Damn, I suck!

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Ironhide: You dare point a gun at me? How many times do I have to tell you, guns are not the answer!

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Optimus Prime: Give me a friend invite on FaceBook!

Fallen: NEVER!

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Soundwave: Hey there baby, what's a nice satilight like you doing floating out in space all by yourself? ... The silent type eh? That's OK, let me take you back to my place and I'll get my interface cables all up inside you real nice.

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And now some Movie characters interacting with G1...

Prowl: Now when we go in there we'll use an interigating tactic comminly refered to as "good cop, bad cop".

Barricade: Oh, I like this part, I call bad cop!

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Prowl: What's the police department's motto?

Barricade: "To punish and inslave!"

Prowl: No, I've told you 100 times, it's "To protect and serve!" Now what's the Police department's motto?

Barricade: "To punish and inslave!"

Prowl: You're fired.

Barricade: I quit.

Prowl: You can't quit, I just fired you.

Barricade: You can't fire me, I just quit.

Prowl: Are you just saying the oppisite of everything I say?

Barricade: Not ententionally, just coincidence.

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Scalpe: Kill the little one.

Perceptor: Two things, you're the smallest one here so how am I getting paid if I kill you and I thought we were doctors, so why should I kill anyone?

Scalpe: Damn it, I ment the OTHER little one, I need parts.

Perceptor: There are plenty of parts right over there, why can't we just use them?

Scalpe: Fine, he made fun of my accent so I just want him dead.

Perceptor: Yeah I don't think I want to work here anymore.

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And now for some movie interacting with Animated...

Sari: What are you doing?

Alice: Saducing the human boy to do what I want.

Sari: Huh?

Alice: You're what? 16? And you haven't figured this out yet?

Sari: I was 10 yesterday.

Alice: That's quite a jump.

Sari: Yeah, still haven't figured out what these are for.

Alice: Killing people is easy, exsplaining puberty is hard, go ask your parrents.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:14 pm

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Megatron: I'm making Starscream the leader.
Starscream: What? Why?
Megatron: I am taking a leave.
Starscream: To where?
Megatron: To fire island.
Starscream: ... This raises some akward questions...
Soundwave: Honey, i'm hoooooome!
Starscream: WHAT THE SLAG?!?!

Megatron: Alpha Trion didn't tell you about your father.
Orion Pax: He told me enough... YOU KILLED HIM!
Megatron: No Orion... I AM YOUR FATHER!
Orion Pax: No... that's not true... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Megatron: You know it to be true!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:21 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
Movie Time!

Jazz: Prime, we have a decepticon platoon pinned down, what should we do?
Prime: KILL THEM!!!!
Jazz: WHAT?!
Prime: Blow those muthaslaggers to scrap! KILL THEM!!!!!!!
Ironhide: No! let them go! Don't hurt them!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby zombiebunny » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:06 pm

Motto: "*censored for the weak and non evil*"
Weapon: Fusion Cannon
Ironhide: THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!
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Galvatron: erm...Unicron, you got a little schmutz...
Unicron: where?
Galvatron: to your left...other left...pretty much your entire face...look, I've got a napkin, use it wisely the next time you devour a planet...Primus that's disgusting...

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Starscream: you know what would be the best cross over ever?
Other seekers: What?
Starscream: skydancers and Seekers!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Carriemus Prime » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:08 am

Motto: "I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then hundreds of years from now I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age."
Weapon: Twin Sonic Cannons
Bumblebee: Ugh, the thought of him driving my car.
Ratchet: Oh, come on.
Bumblebee: It's killing me!
Ratchet: Let it go.

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Ratchet: Most mammals only copulate seasonally.
Ironhide: How boring.

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Optimus Prime: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
Megatron: The winner?

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Starscream (to Megatron): Now, I know you say you love us all equally. But you don't, do ya? I'm onto you, Big Man.

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Starscream: Well?
Megatron: I'm sorry, would you please repeat the question?
Starscream: Are you just gonna roll over like that?
Optimus Prime: That's weird, I asked him the same thing last night.
Starscream: Where's the outrage? The anger? The hate?
Optimus Prime: Again, last night!
Starscream: You've gone soft.
Optimus Prime: [Gasps] Okay, now it's getting spooky.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby DecepticonStinger » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:42 am

Motto: "Only one Force will remain at the heaven... ."
Weapon: Chomping Rotor Blades
So here are some from me :D



Movie Comic Blackout: "What do I care for that creepy-crawlies Scorponok?"

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Animated Bumblebee: "Why are you so hasty?"

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Animated Blitzwing (Random): “If we allow the earth rotation around the sun for and divide this with the quotient of the speed added to the capacity of the moon… . “

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Animated Blitzwing (Hothead): “Autobots! Please don’t hurt me!” *hides*

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Animated Blitzwing (Icy): "You calling me Icehead?! You dare to say this to me?! I rip your gear off and plunge your sparkless body into the sea!!!”

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Megatron: "Fellow Decepticons, Wreck-Gar!, your Leader speaks... ."

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Barricade: "Megatron is a worthless piece of trash."

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Prowl (Animated): "Who needs nature if you got technology!"

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Sentinel (Animated): "I’m wrong."

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Optimus Prime (Movie): "Sam! Give me the Allspark or Ironhide will blast you to pieces!!!"

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TFA Prowl: „Bumblebee is right. We need speed, not skill!”

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G1 Optimus Prime to his fellow Autobot: “Soon you all will be Decepticons!!!”

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TFA Blurr: (slowmotion) "I must try to stand in commotion."

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G1 Rumble to Frenzy: "Black and red are sooo out!"

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G1 Megatron: "Soundwave! You failed me again!"

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Astrotrain: “I think I can! I think I can!!”

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Wheeljack: “I quiet my life as pyromaniac of the arc! Now I will be a botanist.”

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Ratched: “When do I get my paycheck?”

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Starscream: “I’m a traitor?!?! AHH!!” runs of in panic

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Ironhide: „Please. Put your weapon down. Can’t we just talk about everything?”

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Blitzwing (Hothead): „Stop looking into my cards!”

*face change*

Blitzwing (Icy): “If I have to look into them, Wreckhead!!”

*face change*

Blitzwing (Random): “Ui! Bingo! I won! I won! Whahaaha!“

Lugnutz: “We’re playing poker, not Bingo!”

Liar Starscream: “Black Jack!!“

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Optimus Prime: “You can’t hide forever, Decepticon!”

Grindor: “I’m not going to hide anymore, Prime... .”

Optimus Prime: „!!!“ turns around

Grindor: *taps him on the armory “Got you!! You’re next!” transformed and flies away laughing

Optimus Prime: “Oh man! This was mean!”

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Starscream G1: "Thundercracker! Skywarp! We are playing the journey of Marko Polo now!”

Skywarp: “Fine. But I don’t get this... .”

Thundercracker: “Yeah. Who is this Marko Polo-guy anyway.”

Starscream: “Who knows.”

The Autobots are breaking through the basement walls, looking at them unbelieving

Starscream: “Marco”

Skywarp: “Polo”

Thundercracker: “Marco”

+and so on+

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RotF Jetfire: “My father was the first wheel!”
The Fallen: “Yeah, yeah. And my grandma was the first screw... .”
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Optimus Prime: looks at his reflection on the water of a lake “Hm... . Maybe I had taken the next car... .”

Barricade: “Blackout. You must come and get me from my position and take me to the Tower on the Hooverdam. Shoot the tower and let me get into the sector 7 base. Think you can handle this?”

Blackout: „What? What am I, huh?! A packhorse, or what?!?!”
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(Gameszenario)

Stinger: “Why did the humans captured Bumblebee?”
Barricade: “Do you think I’m interested in what this hairless monkeys are doing?!”

Grindor: *get pwnd by Prime and died*
Blackout: *appeared and points at him* HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Gameszenario from the DS Game

Starscream: "Barricade! I want you to bring me informations about that Decepticon signal on earth!"

Barricade: "Contact me later, Starscream. I’m in the middle of my lunch break."

Starscream: “WHAAAAAT?!?!?!“

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Brawl: "Hey, Blackout! Haven’t seen you since Tyger Pax! Did Barricade send you here, too?"

Blackout: "Oh yes... . We’ve left the Autobot cities in ruins… ."

Brawl: "That we did. Who’s this wimp?"

Stinger: "The wimp is in charge of this misionIn other words: YOU are working for ME!"

Brawl: "Be careful, shorty! Unexpected thinks can happen on the battlefield. Sometimes there are bullets on the loss, from your own lines. Was this clear enough for you?"

Stinger: "Hm. Not a bad idea."

Brawl: "Wie?"

Stinger: takes his guns out and shoot through Brawls head

Brawl: *dead*

This szene again.

Brawl: "Be careful, shorty! Unexpected thinks can happen on the battlefield. Sometimes there are bullets on the loss, from your own lines. Was this clear enough for you?"

Blackout: "I should have stayed on the Nemesis.... ."

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Stinger: spotted a approaching helicopter “More Autobots?! Since when do they fly?!”

Barricade: “It’s not so comfortable on the battlefi... . Wait a minute. What? They fly?!“

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Barricade: “Come on. Some Autobots won’t be a problem for you, or not? Your master had thought you everything about near combats, right?”

Stinger: “If you could learn much from Starscream... .”

Starscream: „I heard that!!!“

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Barricade had ordered Stinger to trash some cars

Barricade: “The humans now see you as danger and try to protect there properties. Now they will attack you. So think before blowing stuff up. “

Stinger: “Great... . Thanks for the warning... .” Stinger gets surrounded by police cars. They shoot at him, but this doesn’t bothers him much. Then one throws a bullhorn at him and hit his head. “Hey!! Okay. That’s enough!!“ Shoots until nothing stands any longer

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(Why you can’t build a Feme-Bot/Con in the DS Game :D )

Coldfire: “What? Megatron?! It’s him?! What do we care?! He is a joke! He had abandoned us!”

Barricade: Hits her hard on the head “Watch what you sa... .” But before he could finish speaking, he was jumped by a pack of angry Decepticons nad get pulled into a death-match.

Angry Decepticon pack: “Why had you hit her! You rustbucket! We will rip you to pieces!!“

Coldfire: “Uh..... . “


(The scene before)


Coldfire: “What? Megatron?! It’s him?! What do we care?! He is a joke! He had abandoned us!”

Barricade: Wants to say his line, but forgets how to start. He looks to Coldfire. “What should I do first before the line?“

Coldfire: “I think it was that you should hit me and… .”

Barricade: Totally horrified and furious, Barricade hits his Servos together. “What?! Hitting you?!?! Who gots this stupid idea?!?!” spotted Bay in the back „YOU!! That was your idea, right? I can read it from your eyes! BAY!! chased Bay with wild curses and roketfire ”This time, you will end as pancake!!”

Coldfire: „Hm…. .“

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Barricade: „Good. I will try to fin that Bumblebee. You stay here.”

Barricade drives away fast and let Stinger all alone. He then contact Starscream.

Stinger: Lord Starscream. I have found Barricade, but he is very less atentive... .

Starscream: „Oh. I should have known. Barricade distrust everyone. My apologize.”

Stinger: “You can nail your apologies onto you exhaust pipe, Sir!”

Stinger cuts off the contact.

Starscream: :shock: :shock:

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Stinger attacked the police department to help Barricade in finding Bumblebee..

Barricade: “Good. That makes the search easier.And I like easy stuff... . Why are you helping me anyway? I bully you since you got here?“

Stinger: “That’s better then staying by Starscream and listening at him talking to himself.”

Starscream: schreit über die Funkverbindung “I heard THAT!!!”

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Stinger attacked the police department to help Barricade in finding Bumblebee..

Barricade: “Good. That makes the search easier.And I like easy stuff... . Why are you helping me anyway? I bully you since you got here?“

Stinger: “And I try to get your trust since I come here! Or are you to stubborn to recognize this?!”

Barricade: “Oh if this is all… . You only had to bring me some Dounuts and a good cup of coffee. That would have been enough.”

Stinger: WHAAAAAT?!?!?!?

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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Badass Grimlock » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:55 pm

Motto: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
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Here's a funny joke on ROTF:

Starscream: The Fallen has fallen, sir.

Megatron: Uh..... Starscream, he was the Fallen.

Starscream: No, sir. I meant he had fallen. In battle.

Megatron: Starscream, he was the Fallen in the battle. He didn't decide to change his name all of a sudden, you know.

Starscream: Megatron, he DIED. If someone has fallen, they have DIED.

Megatron: Oh. Why the slag do you have to talk like that?

Starscream: BECAUSE I'M A SLAGGING BRIT, THAT'S WHY!

Megatron: Ok! Ok! Fine!

(Long Pause)

Starscream: I didn't mean to piss you off like that. Especially when only half of your face is left.

Megatron: Really?

Starscream: Actually, no. Not really.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Bloodlust » Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:15 pm

Motto: "Motrin and water cures everything"
Weapon: Energo-Sword
Megatron: You know Starscream, you're right, i'm completely unfit to lead, I bow to your immense knowledge.

Computron: Ughhh Computron....SMASH!!

Blurr (in slow mo):Need Cappuccino....

Ultra Magnus (1986 movie): Why yes, I AM worthy of the Matrix!

Prowl: I have no idea what to do.

Perceptor: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!

Grimlock: According to Einsteins' theory of relativity....etc etc

Any Autobot: You know what? F*** the humans.....

Any Decepticon: Save the humans!

Perceptor: I will kill them all!

AND: What has science ever done for anybody?

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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby DecepticonStinger » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:09 am

Motto: "Only one Force will remain at the heaven... ."
Weapon: Chomping Rotor Blades
G1 Soundwave: Rumble, Frenzy, Laserbeak, Ravage. Access Mission: Kill the Autobot Forces. Eject. pressed the button

Mysterious Voice: Access denited!

Soundwave: WHAT???? :shock:
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby zombiebunny » Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:38 am

Motto: "*censored for the weak and non evil*"
Weapon: Fusion Cannon
Optimus Prime: you know what...I think...I think I'm going to go angst...yeah, I'll be busy angsting...
Autobots: Aw >_<
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Starscream: AHA! I KNEW IT!
Megatron: Starscream what in Primus are you talking about?
Starscream: THAT'S RED GLITTER ON YOUR CHEEK I KNOW IT! MY SEXY PERFUME HAS RED GLITTER! YOU STOLE MY SEXY PERFUME DIDN'T YOU?!
Megatron: erm...no...T_T
Starscream: DON'T LIE! I KNOW IT WAS YOU! YOU'VE BEEN JEALOUS OF MY PERFUME!
Megatron: Why would I be jealous of your Sexy perfume when I have Sassy perfume? Your perfume smells like gross...mine smells like leader and has PINK sparkles thank you very much. *megatron walks off*
Starscream: :shock:
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Bloodlust » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:47 am

Motto: "Motrin and water cures everything"
Weapon: Energo-Sword
After Optimus Dies:
Prime: APRIL FOOLS!
Autobots: NOT AGAIN!!

Ratchet: I bet I have better vitals than you!
First Aid: do you even know what a vital is?

Ratchet: The red thing is connected to the blue thing, the blue thing is connected to the red thing, the red thing is connected to my wrist servo....oh crap...

Galvatron: F*** even in the future nothing works!

Prime: It's Unicron,he's gone from suck....to blow!
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Desslok » Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:42 pm

Y'know, we have to accept that last go-bots, err, I mean Transformers movie and everybody's sick of hearing the bitching about it, but I'd be more inclined to believe that Arcee is a vietnamese prostitute before I hear Megatron calling anyone 'master' as he did to the fallen.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby DecepticonStinger » Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:22 am

Motto: "Only one Force will remain at the heaven... ."
Weapon: Chomping Rotor Blades
Starscream: All Decepticons! Move!

Blackout: That's so irritating.

Brawl: Yeah. Why do we even listening to him?

Frenzy: Because...he is the second in Command?

Barricade: Yeah. But only because Megatron was half asleep at that moment... .
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby SentinelA » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:25 pm

Linkin Park's "New Divide" in the background...

Optimus Prime voice over

"I am Optimus Prime; Leader of the Autobots; And to any Decepticons within the sound of my voice, I have two words for you. F*ck you."
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Badass Grimlock » Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:07 pm

Motto: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Weapon: Triple Crusher Cannon
WHOOO! It's dusty in here!

Huffer: Every Robin Hood movie starts with the village burning down!

Autobots: CURSE YOU, MEL BROOKS!

-Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Megatron: I see your Schwarz is as big as mine!

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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby Badass Grimlock » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:23 pm

Motto: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Weapon: Triple Crusher Cannon
For the holiday season:

Elita-1: As the censor, I will not accept this costume on the air.

Swindle: Why not?

Elita-1: Because you can see her nipples!

(Looks at Arcee in said costume)

Swindle: So?

Elita-1: It's a christmas show!

Swindle: Well, Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples too!

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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby DecepticonStinger » Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:58 am

Motto: "Only one Force will remain at the heaven... ."
Weapon: Chomping Rotor Blades
Here are some new ones!

Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand and one shall fall... .
Megatron: Tried to say something but slipped on a puddle of oil and crashed on his face.
Optimus Prime: That was fast... .
Megatron: :evil: :-x


Game Szenario 1 Take #1

Starscream: Flies across the hoover-dam and crushed right inside a stonen cliff nearby Stinger
Stinger: #-o

Game Szenario 1 Take #2

Starscream: Flies across the hoover-dam and lands nearby Stinger Listen, recruit. I want you to find Megatron...and kill him...before he could be revived... .
Stinger: I should kill the founder of the Decepticons? In sleep??
Starscream: Exactly... .
Stinger: And why do you haven't done this right away in the past?
Starscream: ........ .
Stinger: No. Don't answer it... . I better of not knowing... .

Game Szenario 1 Take #3

Starscream: Flies across the hoover-dam and lands nearby Stinger Listen, recruit. I want you to find Megatron...and kill him...before he could be revived... .
Stinger: I should kill the founder of the Decepticons? In sleep??
Starscream: Exactly... .
Stinger: Why not Blackout?
Starscream: He's to loyal to Megatron.
Stinger: And what about Barricade?
Starscream: I don't trust him.
Stinger: And Brawl?
Starscream: He's to lout and irritating... .
Stinger: I see..... . Why not.. ?
Starscream: Silence! I said you make it, so do it!!
Stinger: Hmpf. >_>'
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby JetOptimus23 » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:45 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
RoTF

Jetfire: Optimus, take my parts and you will have a power you've never had!
OP: Ewww, hell no!
Jtfire: What?!
OP: I don't know what you've been doing with those!
Ratchet: Prime, just take the damn parts!
OP: NO!
Jolt: Why?!
OP: Cause i don't feel like it!
Ratchet: But earth is doomed without you!
OP: Screw earth i have money!


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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby PrimeMover81 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:06 am

Motto: "Fate rarely calls upon us at the moment of our choosing"
Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby DecepticonStinger » Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:54 am

Motto: "Only one Force will remain at the heaven... ."
Weapon: Chomping Rotor Blades
Game Szenario 1 Take #4

Starscream: Flyes over the hoover-dam and lands near Stinger. Listen, recruit. I want you to find Megatron...and kill him...before he can be revived... .
Stinger: You trained me to be a soldier... . Not an assassin. Get yourself another one to do this... .
Starscream: You will do as I comand!!
Stinger: Hmpf. >_>'

Game Szenario 2 Take #1

Stinger: babbles diffident Barricade...I... . I have to tell you something... .
Barricade: responded casual What? That Starscream wants you to kill Megatron, before we can rescue him?
Stinger: No, not that... . I wanted you to know, that it was me who ate your last dougnut... .
Barricade: WHAAAAAT?!?! shouting and throwing curses around, while Blackout keeps him down from trying to kill Stinger :mad:

Game Szenario 2 Take #2

Stinger: babbles diffident Barricade...I... . I have to tell you something... .
Barricade: responded casual What? That Starscream wants you to kill Megatron, before we can rescue him?
Stinger: totally suprised Wha?? How could you know??
Barricade: Try out to overhear someone like Starscream... .

Game Szenario 2 Take #3

Stinger: babbles diffident Barricade...I... . I have to tell you something... .
Barricade: responded casual What? That Starscream wants you to kill Megatron, before we can rescue him?
Stinger: totally suprised Wha?? How could you know??
Barricade: showing off Haha! There is nothing I don't know! Hahahah!
Stinger: Bighead... . >_>'
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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

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Re: Things TF Characters would never, ever, ever, ever say.

Postby SlyTF1 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:49 am

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