The Energon Pub

After reading that entire page, I just had a stroke. Surprisingly, I can still operate a keyboard somewhat coherently.

And Madeus, not everybody wants to know about the smut you include some of us in.

Burn wrote:I'd rather eat Hoki.

*Takes note*

Good...yesssss....

Rodimus Prime wrote:And Madeus, not everybody wants to know about the smut you include some of us in

*Takes note*

Good...yesssss....

Burn wrote:Fairly certain he's just going to keep laughing at you regardless of what you say or do.

You just described the past hour of my life. Not on here, mind you, but hilarious crap going on on the far-flung corners of the internet.

Rodimus Prime wrote:And Madeus, not everybody wants to know about the smut you include some of us in.

I'm interested in knowing who I'm totes banging in his comic, but not interested enough in anything more than the cliffnotes version.

God, I can't think of a way to reply to this.

I'm still replying.

Shadowman wrote:I'm interested in knowing who I'm totes banging in his comic, but not interested enough in anything more than the cliff notes version.

I'm guessing you're playing the role of Marcellus Wallace, and either Burn or Madeus is Zed.

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Shadowman wrote:I'm interested in knowing who I'm totes banging in his comic, but not interested enough in anything more than the cliff notes version.

I'm guessing you're playing the role of Marcellus Wallace, and either Burn or Madeus is Zed.

Not even close, actually.

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Shadowman wrote:I'm interested in knowing who I'm totes banging in his comic, but not interested enough in anything more than the cliff notes version.

I'm guessing you're playing the role of Marcellus Wallace, and either Burn or Madeus is Zed.

Not even close, actually.

How would you know?

Rodimus Prime wrote:

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Shadowman wrote:I'm interested in knowing who I'm totes banging in his comic, but not interested enough in anything more than the cliff notes version.

I'm guessing you're playing the role of Marcellus Wallace, and either Burn or Madeus is Zed.

Not even close, actually.

How would you know?

Because I actually read the comic.

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Shadowman wrote:I'm interested in knowing who I'm totes banging in his comic, but not interested enough in anything more than the cliff notes version.

I'm guessing you're playing the role of Marcellus Wallace, and either Burn or Madeus is Zed.

Not even close, actually.

How would you know?

Because I actually read the comic.

Oh. You were serious.

Rodimus Prime wrote:

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Shadowman wrote:I'm interested in knowing who I'm totes banging in his comic, but not interested enough in anything more than the cliff notes version.

I'm guessing you're playing the role of Marcellus Wallace, and either Burn or Madeus is Zed.

Not even close, actually.

How would you know?

Because I actually read the comic.

Oh. You were serious.

Yes, why would you think that I wasn't serious?

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Shadowman wrote:I'm interested in knowing who I'm totes banging in his comic, but not interested enough in anything more than the cliff notes version.

I'm guessing you're playing the role of Marcellus Wallace, and either Burn or Madeus is Zed.

Not even close, actually.

How would you know?

Because I actually read the comic.

Oh. You were serious.

Yes, why would you think that I wasn't serious?

Because here in this thread, we tend to be a BUNCH OF BULLSHITTERS!!!

Nemesis Maximo wrote:

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Shadowman wrote:I'm interested in knowing who I'm totes banging in his comic, but not interested enough in anything more than the cliff notes version.

I'm guessing you're playing the role of Marcellus Wallace, and either Burn or Madeus is Zed.

Not even close, actually.

How would you know?

Because I actually read the comic.

Oh. You were serious.

Yes, why would you think that I wasn't serious?

Because here in this thread, we tend to be a BUNCH OF BULLSHITTERS!!!

Oh

Okay

That's...nice?

No no no, you're supposed to respond to my BS with more BS.

Here, try insulting the size of Madeus Prime's manhood, or tell Burn that his mother was hamster, and his father smells of Elderberries.

But what if Madeus cuts me out of his photocomic and what if Burn bans me?

Nemesis Maximo wrote:his father smells of Elderberries.

He very well could.

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:what if Burn bans me?

Then we party like it's 1999.
Or 1984 ... just so 1984Forever doesn't feel left out.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a toasted chicken and cheese sandwich to devour, followed by some kabana.

That dude would feel left out if he was inside the actual Mt. St. Hilary in The year 1984. I swear.

Wait, you enjoy it hear better without me?

Nemesis Maximo wrote:That dude would feel left out if he was inside the actual Mt. St. Hilary in The year 1984. I swear.

nah, he'd be too busy making a mess in his pants.

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:Wait, you enjoy it hear better without me?

Dude, don't sweat it, they are messing with ya'. Near as I can tell, you can bicker and insult (creatively) however you want in here.

Ironically, our elderberry tree is actually in blossom, so my dad, who's been pruning it back, smells of elderberry flowers.

Madeus Prime wrote:

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:Wait, you enjoy it hear better without me?

Near as I can tell, you can bicker and insult (creatively) however you want in here.

I don't know how to do that.

It just occurred to me that this

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:Wait, you enjoy it hear better without me?

was a result of this

Nemesis Maximo wrote:That dude would feel left out if he was inside the actual Mt. St. Hilary in The year 1984. I swear.

Which is funny, because it wasn't aimed at you dude. If you actually followed the conversation you'd see we were talking about 1984Forever.

Of course that then prompted this

Madeus Prime wrote:Dude, don't sweat it, they are messing with ya'. Near as I can tell, you can bicker and insult (creatively) however you want in here.

Which is once again Madeus being way off the mark.

The thread really was meant to be talking about food, plus other pointless stuff. It's not specifically about trading insults, we do that in any thread.

I don't understand this site sometimes.

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:I don't understand this site sometimes.

I don't know how much experience you have with forums, but it's not uncommon for multiple conversations to be taking place. Given time you'll pick up the flow of the conversations, it would probably help if people quoted what they were replying to ALL the time, but most times people are just use to the flow.

Burn wrote:

[BW] Rainmaker wrote:I don't understand this site sometimes.

I don't know how much experience you have with forums, but it's not uncommon for multiple conversations to be taking place. Given time you'll pick up the flow of the conversations, it would probably help if people quoted what they were replying to ALL the time, but most times people are just use to the flow.

I could've sworn I quoted your post though.

Madeus Prime wrote:Ironically, our elderberry tree is actually in blossom, so my dad, who's been pruning it back, smells of elderberry flowers.

So...your mom is a hamster...?