The Energon Pub

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:45 pm

Cake > sammich.

In this case, the cake is NOT a lie.

Triple German chocolate cake is amazing. I mean, it's slap-yo-mama good.

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:05 pm

Sometimes a cookie can be better than cake.

Burn wrote:How about, "I'm in my fifth week of fighting off the flu"?

Have you tried fighting it using Kung Flu?

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:11 pm

Cookies, cake, dying of dysentery; I'd be happy with just a couple slices of plain Jane boring white bread. But...

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:18 pm

carytheone wrote:OK you win, but more importantly, how are you still alive? I'm ready to give it up after two days of a cold.

I'm too stupid to die.

Thanks to you though, I'm going to have to start experimenting with breadless sandwiches.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:35 pm

Cobotron wrote:Sometimes a cookie can be better than cake.

Sometimes people suffer from temporary insanity. >:oP

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:25 am

You know, I think there's a valuable lesson to be learned from the whole Stu thing: BURN's name is Darryl.

Anyway, I'm gearing up to make a 21 pound lasagna for Christmas Eve. If that ain't a hell of a dinner, I dont know what is.

Wait, hold up, If BURN's name is Darryl does that mean he is Team Thor?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:50 am

Nemesis Maximo wrote:Wait, hold up, If BURN's name is Darryl does that mean he is Team Thor?

Well duh.

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:22 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Cobotron wrote:Sometimes a cookie can be better than cake.
Sometimes people suffer from temporary insanity.

He needs to try a no egg chocolate cake with homemade double chocolate icing. Then he will never say a cookie can be better ever again.

At least, that's what happened here. Oh gosh, it is so good... how am I not diabetic yet?

Nemesis Maximo wrote:Anyway, I'm gearing up to make a 21 pound lasagna for Christmas Eve. If that ain't a hell of a dinner, I dont know what is.

21 pounds... No joke, the pizza place I'm working for right now has a pizza called "the big one" that uses 40 pounds of dough. If you ask for pepperoni on it, you get over a pound of it. I've yet to be present when one is made, which is very very rarely, but I intend to get one. I love a good pizza challenge.. as long as anchovies and pickles aren't involved :SICK:

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:14 pm

I'm really notexcited for Rian Johnson to get his own trilogy after today. I hope Disney takes it away from him and throw blue jellow on him.

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Mon Dec 25, 2017 3:27 pm

Not exactly a sandwich, but I'm calling it a pre-sandwich (otherwise known as smoked turkey).

: Smoking!

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:30 pm

I'm getting ready to it down to the annual Prime Rib Christmas dinner at the in-laws.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:07 pm

I've been watching Christmas movies and eating all day. Now I'm about to devour a plate of leftover ham and dressing. =P~

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:29 am

Had some absolutely delicious ham and homemade rolls Christmas Eve, then a lot of Hot Cocoa, and then some homemade pizza while watching Christmas movies yesterday

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:44 am

So I took the 23rd, 24th, and 25th off from work; the 23rd we had my mother's family over for the big get-together, and my parents even heard from my brother in the Air Force, who was in Hawaii dealing with munsoons and other Air Force stuff.

So about 8pm, the front door bell rings, and the whole family just stops. I mean, who unexpectedly rings a rings a doorbell at 8pm on Christmas weekend? My dad said maybe it's FedEx or UPS, which coukd happen, but generally the latest we get a delivery is 4pm. I expected to open the door and have some guy telling me he hit our mailbox. Instead, I open the door and in walks my Air Force brother! No one knew he was coming over at all, even my parents who were literally in the next room having a phone conversation with him even as he walked through the door.

So I ended up taking an extra day off from work to hang with the fam. So that, my friends, was an awesome Christmas. I hope yours were all also merry and bright!

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:35 am

Cool story Nem!
Now that's some holiday magic.

Did he bring sandwiches?

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:17 am

Cobotron wrote:Cool story Nem!
Now that's some holiday magic.

Did he bring sandwiches?

No, but literally the first thing I said when I saw him was "Holy F****ing Christmas Sh**!" So I guess you could consider that like, a curse-word sandwich or somethings.

Man, that sounded better until I typed it out. But seriously, I said that.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:17 am

No need to self censor yourself, I consider it an attempt to by-pass the swear filter.

by **Wingz** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:14 am

Nemesis Maximo wrote:An awesome Christmas story!

Were there enough curse-word sandwiches to go around, though? [-(

Seriously, it's nice to read stories like this. I've known a lot of people in the military and have seen the strain things like this can have on their families. I imagine just seeing him show up at the door like that (especially after the phone call) must have been something inconceivable!

Thank you for sharing

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 10:01 am

Burn wrote:No need to self censor yourself, I consider it an attempt to by-pass the swear filter.

Normally I would try not to self censor, because it doesn't usually matter what the words in question are. I just wanted to be specific. But I hear you BURN.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:28 pm

Just **** swear, unless it's meant to be abusive, I ain't gonna give a flying ****.

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:46 pm

Burn wrote:Just **** swear, unless it's meant to be abusive, I ain't gonna give a flying ****.

Well **** **** I'll be **** and ****! **** **** sandwiches **** and **** to **** the **** ****!

Happy **** New Year :lol:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 6:02 pm

carytheone wrote:
Burn wrote:Just **** swear, unless it's meant to be abusive, I ain't gonna give a flying ****.
Well **** **** I'll be **** and ****! **** **** sandwiches **** and **** to **** the **** ****!

Happy **** New Year

I see what you did there!

Literally. If I hit the edit button I see it all uncensored. You little softie you. :lol: