The Energon Pub

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:40 pm

I've suggested many times Va'al and I be allowed to temporarily take over the Podcast, but that group is more secretive than the News Crew!

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 11:13 pm

Is there a petition for this? Put my name down. That's Nemesis Maximo, with a Capital Nemesis and a capital Maximo.

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:25 am

Burn wrote:I've suggested many times Va'al and I be allowed to temporarily take over the Podcast, but that group is more secretive than the News Crew!

What News Crew? There is no such thing.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:58 am

Va'al wrote:What News Crew? There is no such thing.

Is the Alzheimer's acting up again? I hope he has his bell around his neck this time. Last time I found him in the dumpster of the Vietnamese restaurant. Had to drag him through the car wash twice to get him clean. Ugh. >:oP

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:44 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Va'al wrote:What News Crew? There is no such thing.

Is the Alzheimer's acting up again? I hope he has his bell around his neck this time. Last time I found him in the dumpster of the Vietnamese restaurant. Had to drag him through the car wash twice to get him clean. Ugh.

Who?

Also: today I bought a weighted skipping rope and ran about quite a bit. The FLOOFENPOOF is strong with me.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:12 am

Va'al wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Va'al wrote:What News Crew? There is no such thing.

Is the Alzheimer's acting up again? I hope he has his bell around his neck this time. Last time I found him in the dumpster of the Vietnamese restaurant. Had to drag him through the car wash twice to get him clean. Ugh.
Who?

My point has been made.

Also: today I bought a weighted skipping rope and ran about quite a bit. The FLOOFENPOOF is strong with me.

Isn't that counterproductive? Do all that exercise and then eat chocolate fudge cake? You must have forgotten you exercised. The affliction must be getting more serious. Although chocolate cake is quite good...

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:22 am

The cake is still a lie.

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:21 pm

I've discovered...the wrap. It is delicious, filled with lettuce, salami, Ranch Dressing, green onions, and a bit of sliced cheese.

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 1:57 am

Madeus Prime wrote:I've discovered...the wrap. It is delicious, filled with lettuce, salami, Ranch Dressing, green onions, and a bit of sliced cheese.

You've never had a wrap? you're 17 years old and you've never had a wrap?

I mean, you were born in like, 1997 or so, and you've never had a frikkin wrap?

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 2:43 am

Nemesis Maximo wrote:
Madeus Prime wrote:I've discovered...the wrap. It is delicious, filled with lettuce, salami, Ranch Dressing, green onions, and a bit of sliced cheese.

You've never had a wrap? you're 17 years old and you've never had a wrap?

I mean, you were born in like, 1997 or so, and you've never had a frikkin wrap?

No I've had wraps, I just haven't had one as tasty as the one I made the other day in a long time. :lol:

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 5:43 pm

You were born in '97? Ugh. I was in high school... :-(

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Jan 01, 2016 6:14 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:You were born in '97? Ugh. I was in high school...

You were in high school? ugh...I was finished and in the work force. :-(

20 years today to be precise.

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 12:40 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:You were born in '97? Ugh. I was in high school...

'98 actually. :DANCE:

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:29 am

Madeus Prime wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:You were born in '97? Ugh. I was in high school...

'98 actually.

That only makes this all worse.

Damn kids. Back in my day, our controllers had cords attached to the console unit. And you'd better get off my lawn too!!!

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:09 am

Burn wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:You were born in '97? Ugh. I was in high school...
You were in high school? ugh...I was finished and in the work force.

You finished high school??? AND someone hired you? I'm impressed. >:oP

Wait...by "finished" you meant get a diploma, right? Not a GED or some substitute pat on the back.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:08 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:Wait...by "finished" you meant get a diploma, right? Not a GED or some substitute pat on the back.

I don't know what strange **** lingo you're speaking but yes, I finished Grade 12. Then went back and did it again because I knew I was going to **** up. Tried a little harder second time round, improved the result a little bit but not enough to really get me into University.

So I did this 6 month business course (in 5 months ... and that was after they gave me extra electives), graduated Dux, then spent a few months unemployed before getting a job at the Accountants where I spent 12 and a half years.

Fun story, the same day I had the interview at the Accountants, I had another interview at a local engineering firm. Two weeks after starting at the Accountants, said engineering firm rang me up and offered me a job which I turned down because I already had one. Twelve and a half years later I ended up there anyway. :-P

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:24 pm

I'm just going to leave this here and not explain it and no doubt get some snarky reply from RP for it. :-P

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 5:44 am

No doubt a movie directed by Michael Bay. Looks amazing. >:oP

Wait, "Australia Day?" Are you people that **** conceited, you name a day after yourselves? I don't see people here celebrating "America Day," though I guess July 4th could be considered that. But they didn't have the shamelessness to name it straight after themselves

It just hit me. This is a glimpse into a master plan by the Australian people to take over the world. Or New Zealand. It has to be. Consolidate your forces, and begin a systematic takeover, while sleeper agents awaken all over the other parts of the world. Or New Zealand. This was a public call to arms for all Australians! And you cleverly disguised it as an attempt at humor or a message board! Is this how you attempt to rally your fellow Aussies on here? I wonder what Negare has to say about this. If she hasn't drowned in elderly people's excrement yet. She's a proud Kiwi, I'll have you know. Sheep and excrement is what they're good at.

Anyway, in the year 2016, it's Australia vs. New Zealand! World War 3 is upon us! Someone call Russell Crowe. >:oP

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 5:47 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:Someone call Russell Crowe.

So we can line him up and shoot him?

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 5:50 am

Come now, Roddy, every day you put a boot in the ass of injustice is America day.

.....or at least it was. Until the dark times. Until the PC police came.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:40 am

Burn wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Someone call Russell Crowe.

So we can line him up and shoot him?

No! So he can save us all! He's a hero! You should consider him a national treasure!

Ironhidensh wrote:Come now, Roddy, every day you put a boot in the ass of injustice is America day.

...or at least it was. Until the dark times. Until the PC police came.

Yeah...**** political correctness. **** sensitivity. And **** Caitlyn Jenner and HIS whole family, Kanye included. >:oP

News Credits: 12 · by **Evil Eye** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:38 pm

Well, that got heated quick...

Also I'm pretty sure it's "Bruce"

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 1:11 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
...or at least it was. Until the dark times. Until the PC police came.
Yeah...**** political correctness. **** sensitivity. And **** Caitlyn Jenner and HIS whole family, Kanye included.

The current iteration of "political correctness" is most a combination of people who want to be coddled, and a lot more people who just want an excuse to be outraged over things.

I prefer to live be Bill and Ted's "Be excellent to each other." With the addendum of "Except for anyone who crams their ideals into other people's faces or otherwise acts like a dick. Then it's on."

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:18 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
...or at least it was. Until the dark times. Until the PC police came.
Yeah...**** political correctness. **** sensitivity. And **** Caitlyn Jenner and HIS whole family, Kanye included.
The current iteration of "political correctness" is most a combination of people who want to be coddled, and a lot more people who just want an excuse to be outraged over things.

Sometimes I seek out these people just to get them riled up over their sensitivities. Does this make me an asshole?

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:36 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
...or at least it was. Until the dark times. Until the PC police came.
Yeah...**** political correctness. **** sensitivity. And **** Caitlyn Jenner and HIS whole family, Kanye included.
The current iteration of "political correctness" is most a combination of people who want to be coddled, and a lot more people who just want an excuse to be outraged over things.
Sometimes I seek out these people just to get them riled up over their sensitivities. Does this make me an asshole?

I'd say it makes you a friend I'd share beer with.