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What about the RID trainbots then?

Just look at their rather phallic looking alt-modes:

Stormwolf wrote:What about the RID trainbots then?

Just look at their rather phallic looking alt-modes:

They're designed after real life bullet trains so what you're really saying is that the trains look like... not the transformers

Mr O wrote:Technobot Scattershot, oldies like me will remember mis-transforming this one.

But was that a mistranformation? I thought that was an actual 'attack-mode' or something.

Caelus wrote:

Mr O wrote:Technobot Scattershot, oldies like me will remember mis-transforming this one.

But was that a mistranformation? I thought that was an actual 'attack-mode' or something.

They didn't call him Scattershot fer nothin'.

Stormwolf wrote:What about the RID trainbots then?

Just look at their rather phallic looking alt-modes:

*picture-snip*

Hmm, are they of a useful size? A real train wouldn't be.

What about names like Discharge?

Its not on a toy but Bumblebee peeing

Omega Supreme and Cybertron Defense Red Alert

I reckon Scattorshot, Thrust, Thrustor, Discharge, Erector, WildRider, Pounce and Hot Rod should form their own club or something. lol.

TM2 Megatron.
That tail can cause alot of truble in beast mode...

skippytron wrote:G1 Jetfire has an aptly placed cockpit.

haha cockpit

Damolisher wrote:I reckon Scattorshot, Thrust, Thrustor, Discharge, Erector, WildRider, Pounce and Hot Rod should form their own club or something. lol.

XD!!!!!!!

LMAO!

That was Ironhide not Bumblebee and that was only after the dog peed on him first.

Allso RID Megatron/Galvatron have a odd piece in the crotch that can stand up. It appears to be of no actuall use in any mode other than looking like a certain male apendage.

I don't know why I'm posting here...guess I'm just bored. Anyways:

-Energon Scorponok. When going from scorpion to robot, the official TF gets you to pull out the legs first. This results in the tail looking like a GIANT ERECT WANG.

-Cyb. Ransack. Has a suspicious pointy bit between his legs. It may just be his waist piece, but adjust it the right way...emotional scarring city.

-Cyb. Soundwave. That connector that attaches to his waist should NEVER be left up. Seriously.

-Energon Sureshock. Or is it Grindor? Whichever one is the quad bike. Biggest codpiece ever. Goes past his knees for smeg's sake!

That is all. That I know of...that hasn't been mentioned before.

bobpiecheese wrote:-Energon Sureshock. Or is it Grindor? Whichever one is the quad bike. Biggest codpiece ever. Goes past his knees for smeg's sake!

Grindor is the Skate Board (Armada) and Hovor Craft (Energon)

Sureshock is the Moped (Armada) Quad (Energon) so you were right the first time.

Stormwolf wrote:What about the RID trainbots then?

Just look at their rather phallic looking alt-modes(...)

I do seem to recall that the webcomic "Sabrina Online" actually had an installment tackling the topic of trainbot abuse...

Some one should change the name of this thread to "preverted transformer tricks".

Whiner-tron wrote:Some one should change the name of this thread to "preverted transformer tricks".

Welcome to seiberpr0n.com...

Just kidding, that popped into my head yesterday and I was hoping for an opening to use it.

Duke of Luns wrote:

Whiner-tron wrote:Some one should change the name of this thread to "preverted transformer tricks".

Welcome to seiberpr0n.com...

Just kidding, that popped into my head yesterday and I was hoping for an opening to use it.

hehehehe


I'm so very glad you did!

I found that my movie Brawl looks like he's doing something...that could make him blind.....

All I'll say is that his left arm falls down on to his crotch area and the talons and the position of the hand...

_Arrrh! The mental images! They burn!_

And what do we do about all the Transformers with glaringly colorful codpieces, like Optimus Prime?

How about the new BWR Megatron where his cyber key slot is in a very ass-like area.

I dont know if saying this might get me banded or anything but.......I used to have a girlfriend that was quite fond of Omega Supream's rocket mode

Yes, that's likly to get you banned.

Whiner-tron wrote:Yes, that's likly to get you banned.

Then I'd better not go into details.