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I'm bored thought this'd be a funny topic.

G1 Megatron and BW2 Thrustor are the only ones that realy come to mind.

Then there's allso any Transformer toy with posible fingers.

If you're not getting the jokes here you're either too young or haven't seen the toys and I'm not going to exsplain it.

Saber Prime wrote:I'm bored thought this'd be a funny topic.

G1 Megatron and BW2 Thrustor are the only ones that realy come to mind.

Then there's allso any Transformer toy with posible fingers.

If you're not getting the jokes here you're either too young or haven't seen the toys and I'm not going to exsplain it.

primus he can flip you off

Saber Prime wrote:I'm bored thought this'd be a funny topic.

G1 Megatron and BW2 Thrustor are the only ones that realy come to mind.

Then there's allso any Transformer toy with posible fingers.

If you're not getting the jokes here you're either too young or haven't seen the toys and I'm not going to exsplain it.

oh yeah i get the megatron joke

B'Boom.
Monkey Arse.

Need I say more?

All the KISS Players human figures.

Oh, and Fort Max if you mistransform his waist.

G1 Jetfire has an aptly placed cockpit.

Den-O wrote:All the KISS Players human figures.

Yeah that's why I posted this, I just didn't wanna be the one to say it.

Saber Prime wrote:

Den-O wrote:All the KISS Players human figures.

Yeah that's why I posted this, I just didn't wanna be the one to say it.

The robots are fine though.

Then there's Heinlad with his ponderous...

Cybertron Metroplex and the Style alt mode. "gimme me some robot love"

Fine, I'll bite, and I've been wondering WHY for some time now:



All the Firecons can do that, and in every single Firecon gallery there's multiple pics of that "pose" from multiple angles. I will admit it's kinda funny though .

G1 Jetfire has an aptly placed cockpit.

Please, that's so tame. Behold Jehuty from Zone of the Enders:



It's also an ere...I mean ejection pod .(Sorry if I offend anyone with that comment, it's just so easy!)

And what's wrong with Thrustor?

Duke of Luns wrote:Fine, I'll bite, and I've been wondering WHY for some time now:



All the Firecons can do that, and in every single Firecon gallery there's multiple pics of that "pose" from multiple angles. I will admit it's kinda funny though .

G1 Jetfire has an aptly placed cockpit.

Please, that's so tame. Behold Jehuty from Zone of the Enders:



It's also an ere...I mean ejection pod .(Sorry if I offend anyone with that comment, it's just so easy!)

And what's wrong with Thrustor?

Lol!!!!

The firecon's expression looks weird.

Jehuty has nothing on Vic Viper.


Tripod?

I knew the ZOE bots would be put in here!

I'd have to say Armada Unicron, you know the hands!

If you mistransform Ultra BM Jetstorm's cockpit... He puts Jehuty and Vic Viper to shame anyday

Duke of Luns wrote:Fine, I'll bite, and I've been wondering WHY for some time now:



All the Firecons can do that, and in every single Firecon gallery there's multiple pics of that "pose" from multiple angles. I will admit it's kinda funny though

LOL.. I never realized that. I have to try that with my firecons at home...

Cyber Bishop wrote:

Duke of Luns wrote:Fine, I'll bite, and I've been wondering WHY for some time now:



All the Firecons can do that, and in every single Firecon gallery there's multiple pics of that "pose" from multiple angles. I will admit it's kinda funny though

LOL.. I never realized that. I have to try that with my firecons at home...

That's pretty much the funniest thing of all time.

ewwwwwww


That's weird.


Offhand, I can't think of any in my collection that have suggestive positions or modes.

Can't think of any figures off hand, but let's just say there's a reason why Bumper and Grindor are never allowed on the dance floor at the same time.

Sloptank wrote:Can't think of any figures off hand, but let's just say there's a reason why Bumper and Grindor are never allowed on the dance floor at the same time.

But Erector gets invited to all the parties.

Cyber Bishop wrote:

Duke of Luns wrote:Fine, I'll bite, and I've been wondering WHY for some time now:



All the Firecons can do that, and in every single Firecon gallery there's multiple pics of that "pose" from multiple angles. I will admit it's kinda funny though

LOL.. I never realized that. I have to try that with my firecons at home...

It's just the Firecon in Robot mode from behind:



Edit: And why hasn't anyone mentioned G1 Scattorshot?!

Caelus wrote:

Cyber Bishop wrote:

Duke of Luns wrote:Fine, I'll bite, and I've been wondering WHY for some time now:



All the Firecons can do that, and in every single Firecon gallery there's multiple pics of that "pose" from multiple angles. I will admit it's kinda funny though

LOL.. I never realized that. I have to try that with my firecons at home...

It's just the Firecon in Robot mode from behind:



Edit: And why hasn't anyone mentioned G1 Scattorshot?!

hehehe

Someone at Hasblo/TakaraTomy had dirty minds

Technobot Scattershot, oldies like me will remember mis-transforming this one.

Duke of Luns wrote:what's wrong with Thrustor?

If you ever seen where his sword comes from in Beast Mode on the cartoon you realize 2 things.

1. Why his name is "Thrustor"

2. Why BW2 Was never allowed in the U.S.

I don't understand why my government has to be so freaking uptight about sexual material. Seems like Japan encourages kids to watch sexual cartoons.

Saber Prime wrote:[

I don't understand why my government has to be so freaking uptight about sexual material. Seems like Japan encourages kids to watch sexual cartoons.

Yeah, but they're uptight about everything else. Sexism and prejiduce runs like wild fire in Japan. So if you're a *Shojo Gajin, you're totally screwed. Looks like I'm out...


*Shojo - girl
*Gaijin - foreigner/not japanese