The Energon Pub

News Credits: 3 · by **Stormwolf** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:48 pm

What about the RID trainbots then? :lol:

Just look at their rather phallic looking alt-modes:

News Credits: 1 · by **Saber Prime** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:05 pm

Stormwolf wrote:What about the RID trainbots then?

Just look at their rather phallic looking alt-modes:

They're designed after real life bullet trains so what you're really saying is that the trains look like... not the transformers

News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:17 pm

Mr O wrote:Technobot Scattershot, oldies like me will remember mis-transforming this one.

But was that a mistranformation? I thought that was an actual 'attack-mode' or something.

by **Sloptank** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:21 pm

Caelus wrote:
Mr O wrote:Technobot Scattershot, oldies like me will remember mis-transforming this one.

But was that a mistranformation? I thought that was an actual 'attack-mode' or something.

They didn't call him Scattershot fer nothin'.

by **Sarri** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:56 pm

Stormwolf wrote:What about the RID trainbots then?

Just look at their rather phallic looking alt-modes:

*picture-snip*

Hmm, are they of a useful size? :-?

A real train wouldn't be.

by **Screambug** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:06 pm

What about names like Discharge?

News Credits: 26 · by **Wheeljack35** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:17 pm

Its not on a toy but Bumblebee peeing

News Credits: 4 · by **General Magnus** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:23 pm

Omega Supreme and Cybertron Defense Red Alert

News Credits: 3 · by **Damolisher** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:23 pm

I reckon Scattorshot, Thrust, Thrustor, Discharge, Erector, WildRider, Pounce and Hot Rod should form their own club or something. lol.

by **Malicron** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:35 pm

TM2 Megatron.
That tail can cause alot of truble in beast mode...

by **one wing angel** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:39 pm

skippytron wrote:G1 Jetfire has an aptly placed cockpit.

haha cockpit

News Credits: 20 · by **Neko** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:10 pm

Damolisher wrote:I reckon Scattorshot, Thrust, Thrustor, Discharge, Erector, WildRider, Pounce and Hot Rod should form their own club or something. lol.

XD!!!!!!!

LMAO!

News Credits: 1 · by **Saber Prime** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:24 pm

That was Ironhide not Bumblebee and that was only after the dog peed on him first.

Allso RID Megatron/Galvatron have a odd piece in the crotch that can stand up. It appears to be of no actuall use in any mode other than looking like a certain male apendage.

by **bobpiecheese** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:05 am

I don't know why I'm posting here...guess I'm just bored. Anyways:

-Energon Scorponok. When going from scorpion to robot, the official TF gets you to pull out the legs first. This results in the tail looking like a GIANT ERECT WANG.

-Cyb. Ransack. Has a suspicious pointy bit between his legs. It may just be his waist piece, but adjust it the right way...emotional scarring city.

-Cyb. Soundwave. That connector that attaches to his waist should NEVER be left up. Seriously.

-Energon Sureshock. Or is it Grindor? Whichever one is the quad bike. Biggest codpiece ever. Goes past his knees for smeg's sake!

That is all. That I know of...that hasn't been mentioned before.

News Credits: 1 · by **Saber Prime** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:53 am

bobpiecheese wrote:-Energon Sureshock. Or is it Grindor? Whichever one is the quad bike. Biggest codpiece ever. Goes past his knees for smeg's sake!

Grindor is the Skate Board (Armada) and Hovor Craft (Energon)

Sureshock is the Moped (Armada) Quad (Energon) so you were right the first time.

News Credits: 1 · by **Creature SH** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:42 am

Stormwolf wrote:What about the RID trainbots then?

Just look at their rather phallic looking alt-modes(...)

I do seem to recall that the webcomic "Sabrina Online" actually had an installment tackling the topic of trainbot abuse...

by **Malicron** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:45 am

Some one should change the name of this thread to "preverted transformer tricks".

News Credits: 1 · by **Duke of Luns** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:12 am

Whiner-tron wrote:Some one should change the name of this thread to "preverted transformer tricks".

Welcome to seiberpr0n.com...

Just kidding, that popped into my head yesterday and I was hoping for an opening to use it.

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:23 pm

Duke of Luns wrote:
Whiner-tron wrote:Some one should change the name of this thread to "preverted transformer tricks".

Welcome to seiberpr0n.com...

Just kidding, that popped into my head yesterday and I was hoping for an opening to use it.

hehehehe

I'm so very glad you did!

by **RailRider** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:56 pm

I found that my movie Brawl looks like he's doing something...that could make him blind.....

All I'll say is that his left arm falls down on to his crotch area and the talons and the position of the hand...

_Arrrh! The mental images! They burn!_

by **Screambug** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:23 pm

And what do we do about all the Transformers with glaringly colorful codpieces, like Optimus Prime?

by **Evil Phil** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:30 pm

How about the new BWR Megatron where his cyber key slot is in a very ass-like area.

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:28 am

I dont know if saying this might get me banded or anything but.......I used to have a girlfriend that was quite fond of Omega Supream's rocket mode :grin: