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Worship the RNG!!

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Worship the RNG!!

Postby Evolution Prime » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:49 am

Motto: "Your end shall justify my means."
Weapon: High-Energy Laser Rifle
The RNG has become angered and has sent out his Unknowns yesterday. He is angered by the lack virgins sacrificed in his name. Bring your virgins to him and he promises HMW v2.0 will go on as planned. If not, he will send out his Unknowns again. He also asks that you stop sleeping with is daughter.

BEHOLD!! RNG v2.0!! Yes he too has gotten upgrade.

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Postby Robot » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:50 am

not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP :P
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Postby Rolltide » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:54 am

I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree???? :P
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Postby Dragonslayer » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:58 am

Motto: "Howdy, dammit!"
Weapon: Photon Blaster
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree???? :P
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
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Postby Chaoslock » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:58 am

Weapon: Reciprocating Laser Cannon
*Throws tourists in the Volcano*
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Postby Robot » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:59 am

Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree???? :P
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice :-?
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Postby SpawnDragon13 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:01 am

Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree???? :P
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice :-?


yes u are.
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Postby Prowl240z » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:03 am

Lets sacrifice Lucky?
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Postby Jeep? » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:11 am

Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP :P


Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
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Postby chrisjbrandon » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:13 am

SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree???? :P
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice :-?


yes u are.

Seconeded!
My next vehicle is my avatar...
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Postby Psychout » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:13 am

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Weapon: Black Magic
Jesus Prime wrote:
Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP :P


Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
Stop wearing them then.
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Postby Robot » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:15 am

chrisjbrandon wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree???? :P
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice :-?


yes u are.

Seconeded!

so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad
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Postby Jeep? » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:23 am

Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP :P


Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
Stop wearing them then.


But they're my pulling heels!
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Postby SpawnDragon13 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:25 am

Robot wrote:
chrisjbrandon wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree???? :P
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice :-?


yes u are.

Seconeded!

so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad


stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it :P
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Postby Robot » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:28 am

SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
chrisjbrandon wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree???? :P
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice :-?


yes u are.

Seconeded!

so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad


stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it :P
ok the truth...the RNG god's daughter was really hott.... :grin:
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Postby Archanubis » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:37 am

Motto: "Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out of it alive."
Weapon: Lightning Rifle
*tosses the few Yeohas killed last night on Silkroad into volcano*

Sometimes its quantity over quality.
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Postby SpawnDragon13 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:58 am

Robot wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
chrisjbrandon wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree???? :P
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice :-?


yes u are.

Seconeded!

so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad


stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it :P
ok the truth...the RNG god's daughter was really hott.... :grin:


and she said no didn't she :P
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Postby Robot » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:02 am

SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
chrisjbrandon wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree???? :P
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice :-?


yes u are.

Seconeded!

so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad


stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it :P
ok the truth...the RNG god's daughter was really hott.... :grin:


and she said no didn't she :P
she never said no...i think...she got me wasted before hand :P
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Postby Jeep? » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:06 am

Robot wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
chrisjbrandon wrote:
SpawnDragon13 wrote:
Robot wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Rolltide wrote:I vote we sacrifice Robot, anybody else agree???? :P
I do! All in favor, throw Robot at the RNG's feet!
but im not worthy as a sacrifice :-?


yes u are.

Seconeded!

so your sending a non-virgin sacrfice to the RNG he would be very mad


stop hiding the thruth here a virgin will be sacrfice and the RNG god has a blade with your name on it :P
ok the truth...the RNG god's daughter was really hott.... :grin:


and she said no didn't she :P
she never said no...i think...she got me wasted before hand :P


I do believe she'd be the one needing the drink.
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Postby Me, Grimlock! » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:07 am

Weapon: Stinger Missile
Sacrifices? Uh, uh, uh, uh that guy over there!!

*starts throwing random people into volcanoes*

I worship the RNG and its RND!
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Postby Psychout » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:10 am

Motto: "This post clearly was meant to offend, and if you are affected by it in any way please close your browser and discuss it with someone who knows not to take the internet seriously."
Weapon: Black Magic
Jesus Prime wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP :P


Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
Stop wearing them then.


But they're my pulling heels!

Im sure the RNG will love them. Tried lending them to Robot?
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Postby Rolltide » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:14 am

Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP :P


Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
Stop wearing them then.


But they're my pulling heels!

Im sure the RNG will love them. Tried lending them to Robot?


They came from Robot to begin with, he just let the daughter borrow them is what I heard :P
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Postby Jeep? » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:18 am

Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP :P


Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
Stop wearing them then.


But they're my pulling heels!

Im sure the RNG will love them. Tried lending them to Robot?


He may need more than just the pulling heels.
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Postby Psychout » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:36 am

Motto: "This post clearly was meant to offend, and if you are affected by it in any way please close your browser and discuss it with someone who knows not to take the internet seriously."
Weapon: Black Magic
Jesus Prime wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Robot wrote:not my fault his daughters hot i blame JP :P


Hey, I blame the fencenet stockings and six inch heels. HOT.
Stop wearing them then.


But they're my pulling heels!

Im sure the RNG will love them. Tried lending them to Robot?


He may need more than just the pulling heels.

He needs to wear the tights a well? Didnt think the RNG was that choosy.
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Postby Prowl240z » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:39 am

I love you all please don't sacrifice me!
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