Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by Delicon Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:10 pm
It has been suggested by many that the main reason that G.I. Joe finally earned the right to have a live action movie was directly related to the success of the first Transformers film in 2007.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen made plenty of noise at the box office over this summer but now its momentum is all but gone and G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is set to try making movie history of its own.
With all of this in mind, Movieretriever.com has posted a fun tongue-in-cheek article suggesting how the Joe team can top the Bots this summer.
You can view the article here.
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by Delicon Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:36 pm
nemesis-prime wrote:I am going tomorrow YO JOE!!!!!! It will be interesting to see how cobra commander ended up with a Krang/Freddy Krueger face.
It looks Darth Vaderish to me. Like Return of the Jedi Vaderish.
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by Jacob P. Galvatron Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:57 pm
Well, I'm kinda iffy on GI Joe.
It looks cool, but I'm not a GI Joe fan.
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by Liftgate Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:05 pm
We can always hope for some cool Crossover toys though, maybe that will be one good thing.
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by chuckdawg1999 Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:25 pm
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by Delicon Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:30 pm
chuckdawg1999 wrote:Yeah right. Like a movie about robots could loose to a movie based on a toy line about glorified dolls. Ever meet a joe collector? You can find them in the Barbie isle before going over to action figures. I wonder how many of them are trying to con friends to go to the opening dressed as Crimson Guard men while they're dressed as Cobra Commander.
Haha, there were some "Cobra invaders" dressed just like that at Botcon this year. To be more accurate, Tomax and Xamot along with Cobra Commander and the Baroness.
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by chuckdawg1999 Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:36 pm
Delicon wrote:chuckdawg1999 wrote:Yeah right. Like a movie about robots could loose to a movie based on a toy line about glorified dolls. Ever meet a joe collector? You can find them in the Barbie isle before going over to action figures. I wonder how many of them are trying to con friends to go to the opening dressed as Crimson Guard men while they're dressed as Cobra Commander.
Haha, there were some "Cobra invaders" dressed just like that at Botcon this year. To be more accurate, Tomax and Xamot along with Cobra Commander and the Baroness.
I hope you promptly kicked their ass. You only have to hit one. The other feels it.
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by Tigertrack Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:59 pm
Not expecting much, and just trying to be entertained...
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by First Gen Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:12 pm
I'm going into Joe this weekend with a wide open mind. I'm sure it will be great.
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by Swiftpaw Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:18 pm
At least it can't be any worse than the so-bad-its-a-little-good pile the animated Joe movie was! ... Right? (Oh gawd please don't prove me wrong on this)

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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by Delicon Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:23 pm
First Gen wrote:My man Delicon, great post. Hope you like the spotlight I made for it.
I'm going into Joe this weekend with a wide open mind. I'm sure it will be great.
Thanks for the spotlight, I love it.
I have no idea what this movie will really be like, but much like Transformers, I'm glad someone has given us a chance to see something like this on the big screen.
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Swiftpaw wrote:At least it can't be any worse than the so-bad-its-a-little-good pile the animated Joe movie was! ... Right? (Oh gawd please don't prove me wrong on this)
To this day I am still angry at Sunbow for making Cobra Commander into a giant snake. Like 10 times angrier than Optimus dying made me.
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by LiKwid Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:49 pm
A buddy of mine saw it the other night and told me it was nothing special.. IMO the cast is sort of lackluster with the exeption of baroness..oOOO mama!!
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by Lapse Of Reason Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:03 am
I am unsure about this movie. My wife and I both agree that the preview made it look rather stupid. But then I have read some fairly positive comments online from people who have seen it. Having accepted I need to check my brain at the door (ROTF was like that too), I want to see it. Now if I can convince my wife...
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by Editor Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:54 am
Lapse Of Reason wrote:I wish they would have followed the cartoon look for Cobra Commander a little more. I know they are trying to ground it in some reality, but a hooded Cobra Commander could have been done.
The comments made when the change in CC's look started to get reported was that the people working on the film felt using the his hooded look would be too much like the look of a KKK hood. Regardless of the fact the color is wrong and the hood isn't pointed, but I can easily see the character moving closer to the traditional helmet in sequels.
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by trent hughes Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:05 am
chuckdawg1999 wrote:Yeah right. Like a movie about robots could loose to a movie based on a toy line about glorified dolls. Ever meet a joe collector? You can find them in the Barbie isle before going over to action figures. I wonder how many of them are trying to con friends to go to the opening dressed as Crimson Guard men while they're dressed as Cobra Commander.
Glass houses much?
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by Dinobot Prime Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:21 am
Liftgate wrote: This bears little resemblance to the show I watched as a kid. I'm afraid this will be another in a long line of examples where Hollywood has taken a beloved cartoon, book or video game and striped away all that made it what it was, leaving nothing but the title and afew names. Dragonball.... Resident Evil.... Mario Brothers.... Final Fantasy.....
You mean like Transformers was?
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by ACIDSTORM Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:58 am
I thought this was a transformers website !!! Over the last month I've seen two news articles glorifying
G.I.Joe. I'll rent it when it comes out.
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by Delicon Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:36 am
ACIDSTORM wrote:not...going...to...see...it.
I thought this was a transformers website !!! Over the last month I've seen two news articles glorifying
G.I.Joe. I'll rent it when it comes out.
With the common histories between the 2, it's always fun to contrast and compare stuff like this. That's all.
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Re: Six ways G.I. Joe could beat Transformers?
Posted by DoubleOScorpio Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:41 am
trent hughes wrote:chuckdawg1999 wrote:Yeah right. Like a movie about robots could loose to a movie based on a toy line about glorified dolls. Ever meet a joe collector? You can find them in the Barbie isle before going over to action figures. I wonder how many of them are trying to con friends to go to the opening dressed as Crimson Guard men while they're dressed as Cobra Commander.
Glass houses much?
I'm glad someone else commented on this.
To Chuck - I think you'll find that this site has quite a few folks that collect both lines or at least played with both as a kid. Be careful not to unintentionally alienate people.
Now, as for the Joe movie - I agree with the author on several points - especially about having expectations that you could trip over. I hope, hope, hope that I'm wrong. I dud of a movie won't "rape my childhood" or any of that nonsense, but it will leave me feeling the way that ROTF and the first two Star Wars prequels did - like a great opportunity was lost.
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