The Energon Pub

by **Tweezy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:20 pm

oh yeah... shadowman you's about to get home rowed!
*Smacks shadowman with a keyboard so he gets to page 100 faster* Come on guys keep up the pace!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:31 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:He... touched... Halo...

*waits for slap that sends Shadowman flying even faster towards page 100*

when I hugged halo over 2 years ago... well I still have holes in my chest that are still healing.

by **Tweezy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:38 pm

Really? sounds like you should implant rocket launchers into those holes! blast it man!

by **Exdominus** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:09 am

* lights halo on fire throws shadow man out the air lock anf throws locust into the reactor core* Now where did I the Now where did I leave those blocks of Dilithium?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:05 am

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:Really? sounds like you should implant rocket launchers into those holes! blast it man!

damnit jim I'm a psycho not a cannon man!

by **Tweezy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:25 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:Really? sounds like you should implant rocket launchers into those holes! blast it man!

damnit jim I'm a psycho not a cannon man!

We can make you one... we have the technology!

by **Halo** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:03 am

Rex Necros wrote:* lights halo on fire throws shadow man out the air lock anf throws locust into the reactor core* Now where did I the Now where did I leave those blocks of Dilithium?

So, who thinks that this kid doesn't have any idea who he's messing with?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:34 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:Really? sounds like you should implant rocket launchers into those holes! blast it man!

damnit jim I'm a psycho not a cannon man!

We can make you one... we have the technology!

but not the money.

by **UFO** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:28 pm

Halo wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:* lights halo on fire throws shadow man out the air lock anf throws locust into the reactor core* Now where did I the Now where did I leave those blocks of Dilithium?

So, who thinks that this kid doesn't have any idea who he's messing with?

Not a clue.

Oi! Blow his F'n brains out Halo!

by **Exdominus** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:42 pm

*steals halos gun and ejects it out into space and then pulls out a BFG 9000* NOW WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR MESSING WITH

by **Halo** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:52 pm

Rex Necros wrote:*steals halos gun and ejects it out into space and then pulls out a BFG 9000* NOW WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR MESSING WITH

Yeah, dude has absolutly NO idea whom he's messing with. If he did, he'd know that you can't take/destroy my weaponry, and myself cannot be destroyed, or even harmed.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:54 pm

Halo wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*steals halos gun and ejects it out into space and then pulls out a BFG 9000* NOW WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR MESSING WITH

Yeah, dude has absolutly NO idea whom he's messing with. If he did, he'd know that you can't take/destroy my weaponry, and myself cannot be destroyed, or even harmed.

halo's got weapons stashed all over the place. I once shot myself by sitting on the toilet.

by **Tweezy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:12 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*steals halos gun and ejects it out into space and then pulls out a BFG 9000* NOW WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR MESSING WITH

Yeah, dude has absolutly NO idea whom he's messing with. If he did, he'd know that you can't take/destroy my weaponry, and myself cannot be destroyed, or even harmed.

halo's got weapons stashed all over the place. I once shot myself by sitting on the toilet.

Now THAT must've been explosive diarrhea!

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:33 pm

Halo wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*steals halos gun and ejects it out into space and then pulls out a BFG 9000* NOW WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR MESSING WITH

Yeah, dude has absolutly NO idea whom he's messing with. If he did, he'd know that you can't take/destroy my weaponry, and myself cannot be destroyed, or even harmed.

that doesn't seem fair. Why do the girls get more places to hide weaponry? :-?

by **Tweezy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:38 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*steals halos gun and ejects it out into space and then pulls out a BFG 9000* NOW WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR MESSING WITH

Yeah, dude has absolutly NO idea whom he's messing with. If he did, he'd know that you can't take/destroy my weaponry, and myself cannot be destroyed, or even harmed.

that doesn't seem fair. Why do the girls get more places to hide weaponry?

Because most guys don't give a damn about the setup of their house! Especially those in a marital relationship!

by **UFO** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:50 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*steals halos gun and ejects it out into space and then pulls out a BFG 9000* NOW WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR MESSING WITH

Yeah, dude has absolutly NO idea whom he's messing with. If he did, he'd know that you can't take/destroy my weaponry, and myself cannot be destroyed, or even harmed.

that doesn't seem fair. Why do the girls get more places to hide weaponry?

Because most guys don't give a damn about the setup of their house! Especially those in a marital relationship!

Halo should beat him with her flute. If he (possibly attempted to) took that away, It'd make all of us cry.

by **Tweezy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:39 pm

Just call me the Q, because I have modified Halo's flute to shoot small hypodermic needles causing the immediate incapacitation of whoever is shot with one!

It also has a built in sattelite TV

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:53 pm

my question: why do people call me when I'm on the toilet and no other time?

by **Tweezy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:00 pm

It's all a government conspiracy! look.. Agents are approaching your door right now! QUICK... free your mind!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:15 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:It's all a government conspiracy! look.. Agents are approaching your door right now! QUICK... free your mind!

... my mind's so free it didn't hear you morphios. WOOOAH... my hands are HUGE... and they can touch everything but themselves. oh wait.

by **Exdominus** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:24 am

*shows halo in a cryo tube to shut her up* Now where did I put that stack of playboy magazines? *start rummaging through the locusts office trying to find them* Ohhh that bastard *locusts has used them as tp*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:49 pm

*sells tickets and popcorn to the next great ass kicking*

by **UFO** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:23 pm

Rex Necros wrote:*shows halo in a cryo tube to shut her up* Now where did I put that stack of playboy magazines? *start rummaging through the locusts office trying to find them* Ohhh that bastard *locusts has used them as tp*

Imma slap you.

That's not Halo.

That's her giant masterpiece award winning action figure.

You will now die.

Why are her toys award winning? Because she's cool like that.

by **Halo** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:02 pm

Sonic wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*shows halo in a cryo tube to shut her up* Now where did I put that stack of playboy magazines? *start rummaging through the locusts office trying to find them* Ohhh that bastard *locusts has used them as tp*

Imma slap you.

That's not Halo.

That's her giant masterpiece award winning action figure.

You will now die.

Why are her toys award winning? Because she's cool like that.

Have a cookie. And grab a seat. Cuz this b*astard is goin' down.