The Energon Pub

[Halo]

Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

So locust is a chubby chaser now?

looks like the bases are loaded!

Halo steps up to the plate...

Time to complain, Family Guy style!

Ugh, this is worth than the time Locust was a Dominatrix Weatherwoman.

*Flashback, Locust talks in fake girly voice*

"Today will be cloudy with a 100% chance of YOU GETTING A WHUPPIN!"

*Unflashback*

So, who wants to die first?

[UFO]

Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

So locust is a chubby chaser now?

looks like the bases are loaded!

Halo steps up to the plate...

Time to complain, Family Guy style!

Ugh, this is worth than the time Locust was a Dominatrix Weatherwoman.

*Flashback, Locust talks in fake girly voice*

"Today will be cloudy with a 100% chance of YOU GETTING A WHUPPIN!"

*Unflashback*

So, who wants to die first?

You know, I haven't ever been stomped, squished, or shot by you, so, what the hey, go ahead. Pummel me with 11-dee-gazillion laser bullets.

[Halo]

Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

So locust is a chubby chaser now?

looks like the bases are loaded!

Halo steps up to the plate...

Time to complain, Family Guy style!

Ugh, this is worth than the time Locust was a Dominatrix Weatherwoman.

*Flashback, Locust talks in fake girly voice*

"Today will be cloudy with a 100% chance of YOU GETTING A WHUPPIN!"

*Unflashback*

So, who wants to die first?

You know, I haven't ever been stomped, squished, or shot by you, so, what the hey, go ahead. Pummel me with 11-dee-gazillion laser bullets.

You'll be so unrecognizable that people will confuse you with a Randy.

[UFO]

Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

So locust is a chubby chaser now?

looks like the bases are loaded!

Halo steps up to the plate...

Time to complain, Family Guy style!

Ugh, this is worth than the time Locust was a Dominatrix Weatherwoman.

*Flashback, Locust talks in fake girly voice*

"Today will be cloudy with a 100% chance of YOU GETTING A WHUPPIN!"

*Unflashback*

So, who wants to die first?

You know, I haven't ever been stomped, squished, or shot by you, so, what the hey, go ahead. Pummel me with 11-dee-gazillion laser bullets.

You'll be so unrecognizable that people will confuse you with a Randy.

*Puts on a hat that says 'Merandysmackme' (all one word)*
I'm ready...I think....

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Happy Locust"]Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

So locust is a chubby chaser now?

looks like the bases are loaded!

Halo steps up to the plate...

Time to complain, Family Guy style!

Ugh, this is worth than the time Locust was a Dominatrix Weatherwoman.

*Flashback, Locust talks in fake girly voice*

"Today will be cloudy with a 100% chance of YOU GETTING A WHUPPIN!"

*Unflashback*

So, who wants to die first?

You know, I haven't ever been stomped, squished, or shot by you, so, what the hey, go ahead. Pummel me with 11-dee-gazillion laser bullets.

You'll be so unrecognizable that people will confuse you with a Randy.

*Puts on a hat that says 'Merandysmackme' (all one word)*
I'm ready...I think....[/quote]
Run run run as fast as you can, you can't escape the armor peicing rounds from Halo's machine guns!!!

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

So locust is a chubby chaser now?

looks like the bases are loaded!

Halo steps up to the plate...

Time to complain, Family Guy style!

Ugh, this is worth than the time Locust was a Dominatrix Weatherwoman.

*Flashback, Locust talks in fake girly voice*

"Today will be cloudy with a 100% chance of YOU GETTING A WHUPPIN!"

*Unflashback*

So, who wants to die first?

You know, I haven't ever been stomped, squished, or shot by you, so, what the hey, go ahead. Pummel me with 11-dee-gazillion laser bullets.

You'll be so unrecognizable that people will confuse you with a Randy.

*Puts on a hat that says 'Merandysmackme' (all one word)*
I'm ready...I think....[/quote]
Run run run as fast as you can, you can't escape the armor peicing rounds from Halo's machine guns!!![/quote]

He, like the rest of us, yearns for any sort of physical contact with a female. Even a clubbing is close enough.

[UFO]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

So locust is a chubby chaser now?

looks like the bases are loaded!

Halo steps up to the plate...

Time to complain, Family Guy style!

Ugh, this is worth than the time Locust was a Dominatrix Weatherwoman.

*Flashback, Locust talks in fake girly voice*

"Today will be cloudy with a 100% chance of YOU GETTING A WHUPPIN!"

*Unflashback*

So, who wants to die first?

You know, I haven't ever been stomped, squished, or shot by you, so, what the hey, go ahead. Pummel me with 11-dee-gazillion laser bullets.

You'll be so unrecognizable that people will confuse you with a Randy.

*Puts on a hat that says 'Merandysmackme' (all one word)*
I'm ready...I think....[/quote]
Run run run as fast as you can, you can't escape the armor peicing rounds from Halo's machine guns!!![/quote]

He, like the rest of us, yearns for any sort of physical contact with a female. Even a clubbing is close enough.[/quote]
Sure. I'll go with that.
*said Sonic as he pulled bullets out of his head and put in new eyeballs.*

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

So locust is a chubby chaser now?

looks like the bases are loaded!

Halo steps up to the plate...

Time to complain, Family Guy style!

Ugh, this is worth than the time Locust was a Dominatrix Weatherwoman.

*Flashback, Locust talks in fake girly voice*

"Today will be cloudy with a 100% chance of YOU GETTING A WHUPPIN!"

*Unflashback*

So, who wants to die first?

You know, I haven't ever been stomped, squished, or shot by you, so, what the hey, go ahead. Pummel me with 11-dee-gazillion laser bullets.

You'll be so unrecognizable that people will confuse you with a Randy.

*Puts on a hat that says 'Merandysmackme' (all one word)*
I'm ready...I think....[/quote]
Run run run as fast as you can, you can't escape the armor peicing rounds from Halo's machine guns!!![/quote]

He, like the rest of us, yearns for any sort of physical contact with a female. Even a clubbing is close enough.[/quote]
Sure. I'll go with that.
*said Sonic as he pulled bullets out of his head and put in new eyeballs.*[/quote]

and Lenscrafters laughed when I suggested they start doing in-an-hour eyeball replacements.

[Halo]

[quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]Talk about a backside you could pitch a tent on.

Yeah I'm pretty sure you could hallow her left ass cheek out and make a condo out of it and she'd neve notice.

of course, there's no denying she's still somehow attractive in an odd sort of way.

So locust is a chubby chaser now?

looks like the bases are loaded!

Halo steps up to the plate...

Time to complain, Family Guy style!

Ugh, this is worth than the time Locust was a Dominatrix Weatherwoman.

*Flashback, Locust talks in fake girly voice*

"Today will be cloudy with a 100% chance of YOU GETTING A WHUPPIN!"

*Unflashback*

So, who wants to die first?

You know, I haven't ever been stomped, squished, or shot by you, so, what the hey, go ahead. Pummel me with 11-dee-gazillion laser bullets.

You'll be so unrecognizable that people will confuse you with a Randy.

*Puts on a hat that says 'Merandysmackme' (all one word)*
I'm ready...I think....[/quote]
Run run run as fast as you can, you can't escape the armor peicing rounds from Halo's machine guns!!![/quote]

He, like the rest of us, yearns for any sort of physical contact with a female. Even a clubbing is close enough.[/quote]
Sure. I'll go with that.
*said Sonic as he pulled bullets out of his head and put in new eyeballs.*[/quote]

and Lenscrafters laughed when I suggested they start doing in-an-hour eyeball replacements.[/quote]
I have a feeling that their stock is about to be on the rise.

[UFO]

He, like the rest of us, yearns for any sort of physical contact with a female. Even a clubbing is close enough.

Sure. I'll go with that.
*said Sonic as he pulled bullets out of his head and put in new eyeballs.*

and Lenscrafters laughed when I suggested they start doing in-an-hour eyeball replacements.

I have a feeling that their stock is about to be on the rise.

What?! Eyeballs are $49.97 a pair now! They were only $7 yesterday! WTF?

[Halo]

He, like the rest of us, yearns for any sort of physical contact with a female. Even a clubbing is close enough.

Sure. I'll go with that.
*said Sonic as he pulled bullets out of his head and put in new eyeballs.*

and Lenscrafters laughed when I suggested they start doing in-an-hour eyeball replacements.

I have a feeling that their stock is about to be on the rise.

What?! Eyeballs are $49.97 a pair now! They were only $7 yesterday! WTF?

Kinda like gas prices.

[UFO]

He, like the rest of us, yearns for any sort of physical contact with a female. Even a clubbing is close enough.

Sure. I'll go with that.
*said Sonic as he pulled bullets out of his head and put in new eyeballs.*

and Lenscrafters laughed when I suggested they start doing in-an-hour eyeball replacements.

I have a feeling that their stock is about to be on the rise.

What?! Eyeballs are $49.97 a pair now! They were only $7 yesterday! WTF?

Kinda like gas prices.

Yes. 714% (the actual number) is insanity on eyeballs. My grandpa used to buy em a nickel a pair.

Damn bodypart inflation.

[Halo]

He, like the rest of us, yearns for any sort of physical contact with a female. Even a clubbing is close enough.

Sure. I'll go with that.
*said Sonic as he pulled bullets out of his head and put in new eyeballs.*

and Lenscrafters laughed when I suggested they start doing in-an-hour eyeball replacements.

I have a feeling that their stock is about to be on the rise.

What?! Eyeballs are $49.97 a pair now! They were only $7 yesterday! WTF?

Kinda like gas prices.

Yes. 714% (the actual number) is insanity on eyeballs. My grandpa used to buy em a nickel a pair.

Damn bodypart inflation.

Sucks for you. Great for shareholders.

[The Happy Locust]

He, like the rest of us, yearns for any sort of physical contact with a female. Even a clubbing is close enough.

Sure. I'll go with that.
*said Sonic as he pulled bullets out of his head and put in new eyeballs.*

and Lenscrafters laughed when I suggested they start doing in-an-hour eyeball replacements.

I have a feeling that their stock is about to be on the rise.

What?! Eyeballs are $49.97 a pair now! They were only $7 yesterday! WTF?

Kinda like gas prices.

Yes. 714% (the actual number) is insanity on eyeballs. My grandpa used to buy em a nickel a pair.

Damn bodypart inflation.

Sucks for you. Great for shareholders.

I'm getting richer by the minute. Let's check that stock ticker.

*Locust's eyes pop out in a wild take and then explode.*

Crud... be back in an hour.

[Psycho Warrior]

Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

[Halo]

Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

[UFO]

Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

Leaves no sticky mess!

[Psycho Warrior]

Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

Leaves no sticky mess!

because bullets are so hard to clean.

[The Happy Locust]

Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

Leaves no sticky mess!

because bullets are so hard to clean.

You guys always complain even when I clean the bullets for you. Really, does industrial strength cleaners and polishers really sting that much? And those bullet's are ever so shiny in those ventricles.

[Psycho Warrior]

Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

Leaves no sticky mess!

because bullets are so hard to clean.

You guys always complain even when I clean the bullets for you. Really, does industrial strength cleaners and polishers really sting that much? And those bullet's are ever so shiny in those ventricles.

Well the warning on the bottles say don't swallow or get them in your eyes. The bullet eating contest was ruined.

[UFO]

Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

Leaves no sticky mess!

because bullets are so hard to clean.

You guys always complain even when I clean the bullets for you. Really, does industrial strength cleaners and polishers really sting that much? And those bullet's are ever so shiny in those ventricles.

Well the warning on the bottles say don't swallow or get them in your eyes. The bullet eating contest was ruined.

Damn mass produced label warnings...

[Psycho Warrior]

Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

Leaves no sticky mess!

because bullets are so hard to clean.

You guys always complain even when I clean the bullets for you. Really, does industrial strength cleaners and polishers really sting that much? And those bullet's are ever so shiny in those ventricles.

Well the warning on the bottles say don't swallow or get them in your eyes. The bullet eating contest was ruined.

Damn mass produced label warnings...

Well we started to worry when contestant number 3 starting crying blood and sweating gravy.

[UFO]

Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

Leaves no sticky mess!

because bullets are so hard to clean.

You guys always complain even when I clean the bullets for you. Really, does industrial strength cleaners and polishers really sting that much? And those bullet's are ever so shiny in those ventricles.

Well the warning on the bottles say don't swallow or get them in your eyes. The bullet eating contest was ruined.

Damn mass produced label warnings...

Well we started to worry when contestant number 3 starting crying blood and sweating gravy.

Last time I sweated gravy they tied me up und threw me on a huge pile of volcano shaped mashed potatos. My landing was very soft.

[Halo]

Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

Leaves no sticky mess!

because bullets are so hard to clean.

You guys always complain even when I clean the bullets for you. Really, does industrial strength cleaners and polishers really sting that much? And those bullet's are ever so shiny in those ventricles.

Well the warning on the bottles say don't swallow or get them in your eyes. The bullet eating contest was ruined.

Damn mass produced label warnings...

Well we started to worry when contestant number 3 starting crying blood and sweating gravy.

Last time I sweated gravy they tied me up und threw me on a huge pile of volcano shaped mashed potatos. My landing was very soft.

Sounds like fun.

[Psycho Warrior]

Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.

Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.

Leaves no sticky mess!

because bullets are so hard to clean.

You guys always complain even when I clean the bullets for you. Really, does industrial strength cleaners and polishers really sting that much? And those bullet's are ever so shiny in those ventricles.

Well the warning on the bottles say don't swallow or get them in your eyes. The bullet eating contest was ruined.

Damn mass produced label warnings...

Well we started to worry when contestant number 3 starting crying blood and sweating gravy.

Last time I sweated gravy they tied me up und threw me on a huge pile of volcano shaped mashed potatos. My landing was very soft.

Sounds like fun.

yeah but potatoes up your nose ain't.