The Energon Pub

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Fri May 15, 2015 7:55 am

Last night before work I went to see Mad Max: Fury Road. Most fun movie of the year so far. Gonna see it again today.

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Tue May 19, 2015 4:26 am

http://www.discovery.com/dscovrd/wildli ... eryChannel

Im sorry, Burn, but it's time to nuke your homeland from orbit.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue May 19, 2015 5:09 am

Had one "parachute" into the shower cubicle last night.

Incy wincy spider quickly went down the drain.

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Tue May 19, 2015 9:35 am

It snows spoders in Australia. And I thought I had it bad when it started snowing **** dandelions over here in Michigan.

In any event, I imagine that when Burn was visited by his eight-legged guest in the shower, he had a similar reaction to this:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu May 28, 2015 11:25 pm

Just going to leave this right here. Watch it now, thank me later.

News Credits: 1 · by **SKYWARPED_128** » Fri May 29, 2015 1:31 am

Dino-riding Fuhrer for the win!!! :lol:

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Fri May 29, 2015 5:15 am

Where's Kung Tai Ted when you need him.

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:20 pm

So just a little north and to the west of me, in my childhood stomping grounds of County Michigan, there is a freaking bear roaming around.

First confirmed sightings since 1860 something.

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:40 pm

About a year ago I saw on just south of Otsego County, just about 12 miles away from where I live. But Berrien County is kinda oit there for bears.

News Credits: 16 · by **It Is Him** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:23 am

Bears? BEAR!? You think a bunch of us MANLY men care about bears!? Are you kidding? We ain't scared of bears. Bears are like stunted Chewbaccas that can't fly spaceships and advertise toilet paper.

Now ponies, that terrifies certain manly men. You mention ponies in these parts and people flip their ****.

News Credits: 1 · by **SKYWARPED_128** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:00 pm

It Is Him wrote:Bears? BEAR!? You think a bunch of us MANLY men care about bears!? Are you kidding? We ain't scared of bears. Bears are like stunted Chewbaccas that can't fly spaceships and advertise toilet paper.

Now ponies, that terrifies certain manly men. You mention ponies in these parts and people flip their ****.

Just the ones that come in crazy colors, and talk and behave like schoolgirls, specifically.

by **Zeek99g** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:16 am

This spider should scare you as its venom only affects men. :shock:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:22 am

NOPE!
Not watching that before I have to go to bed.

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:22 am

Yeaaaaaaah, not gonna watch that. It's enough I don't like spiders, last thing I need is a sexist spider.

by **Zeek99g** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:34 pm

Spoiler Alert!

Its venom causes erectile disfunction. The worst part is how they fix it. Something all men should fear.

Makes you want to burn down the Amazon Rainforest, right?

News Credits: 19 · by **Stuartmaximus** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:46 pm

Shadowman wrote:

Just going to leave this right here. Watch it now, thank me later.

I've seen it, btw you should also put the Hoff music video for this up too

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:44 am

let me just state that we're not getting into the sexually frank discussion again about gorgeous women, but I'd like to point out that it is the lovely Kate Upton's birthday today

. That is all.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 3:28 pm

Madeus Prime wrote:let me just state that we're not getting into the sexually frank discussion again about gorgeous women, but I'd like to point out that it is the lovely Kate Upton's birthday today . That is all.

Are you gonna give her a pearl necklace as a present?

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 3:44 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Madeus Prime wrote:let me just state that we're not getting into the sexually frank discussion again about gorgeous women, but I'd like to point out that it is the lovely Kate Upton's birthday today . That is all.
Are you gonna give her a pearl necklace as a present?

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:15 pm

SW's SilverHammer wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Madeus Prime wrote:let me just state that we're not getting into the sexually frank discussion again about gorgeous women, but I'd like to point out that it is the lovely Kate Upton's birthday today . That is all.
Are you gonna give her a pearl necklace as a present?

What? Pretty girls like jewelry, right? >:oP

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:30 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
SW's SilverHammer wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Madeus Prime wrote:let me just state that we're not getting into the sexually frank discussion again about gorgeous women, but I'd like to point out that it is the lovely Kate Upton's birthday today . That is all.
Are you gonna give her a pearl necklace as a present?

What? Pretty girls like jewelry, right?

I let Riker do the talking

Smooth as velvet.

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 7:01 pm

Get enough giant hairy house spiders here in georgia.
I just hate them because of how opportunistic they are... Door open for 2 seconds?
Release the horde!
Don't even get me started on the cockroaches. I swear, they breed in the walls. Like, if I were trying to sleep and it were quiet enough, I could probably hear them...