The Energon Pub

by **Ouroboros** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:59 pm

It's common knowledge that I'm a bit of a laughing stock of the Decepticon faction of late, mainly due to the fact that, to many of you, I'm such a newb, that my mistakes and posts on this forum are nigh-on stupidly humourous. Who could forget the crotch-kicking saga in a hurry.

Well, I've had it.

You all want to have a piece of the Hollow One, well now you shall have it! You believe that it's our veterans that make our faction great, but even we, the grunts and recruits, can claim victory.

In fact, we HAVE claimed victory! The competition is so pathetic, that this war is all but over, we've won, and that's the honest truth!

Not convinced that victory is ours, well prove it.

I am now leaving myself open! To any Autobot that is not convinced that even I can secure victory for our side, then best me in the ring of battle, post your kills, show us your massacres against me!

Of course, I too can show Decepticon supremecy, and any victories I get against you shall be glorified for you to see. So the question is, can you kill me more than I can kill you.

We've always said that Autobot's suck, that even slag ranks higher than they do, now I, the Hollow One, underestimated warrior of the Decepticon faction, shall prove this right! Autobot's are weak, the competition they pose is laughable, such to the point that fighting them is completely worthless. Smack-talk is one thing, but if you can't kill us, then you're not worthy to be fighting in this war.

Those who wish to stand against me and prove their worth for their faction, post your kills against me! Any other Cons who are not well known or are newbs like myself, feel free to stand by me, and prove your power and worth for the Decepticon empire!

I challenge all of you Autobots! Get out of hiding and prove yourself to your faction! Either that or admit Decepticon supremecy.

Your call, but I'm coming for you all, so be prepared.

Any team that is declaring combat against me or any other Con team, or declaring combat against an Autobot team for the Decepticons, make yourselves known, post your team link, then start slagging!

By the way, here I am!

News Credits: 16 · by **Super Megatron** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:51 pm

You really need to get out more.

by **Animus** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:07 pm

Autobot cowardice is well documented and legendary. I don't think they want a piece of even the weakest of us. I doubt you'll have any takers Hollow. It's bad enough we humiliate them on a daily basis, but for them to be proven to be the incompetant bumbling Keystone Cops of the game? Meh, they'll just stick to the Arena where it's safer. We all know the Autobots talk a tough game, but in the end they don't have what it takes to compete with us.

And their furry lackies/sidekicks/running gags are pretty much the same news. Although I'm going Pred at the earliest oppurtunity, I take pride in the fact that while I'm a Decepticon, I'm already in one of the 2 best factions in the game. The other being the Predacons. Because from my limited experience fighting Autobots and Maximals is like shooting fish in a barrel.

One of the first things that OS needs to impliment when he gets back is NPC missions. That way, we Decepticons and Predacons have a challenge in missions. And he could dumb down their AI and stats for the Autobots and Maximals so they can feel better about themselves. An army of Vehicons and generic Seeker NPCs with dumbed down A.I. is just what the doctor ordered for the Bots and Max's.

I mean why else would they hide in their own forums and in the arena if they weren't cowards? Our supremecy of the game has left them running scared. I have to wonder if they've ever presented a challenge to us in the past.

But assuming they get up the nerve to challenge us, I'm sure that I can set aside my differences with you to help prove our dominence. And I'm sure I won't be the only Decepticon or Predacon to do so. Afterall we love proving we're the best. Again. And again. And again.

News Credits: 1 · by **Whisper** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:49 pm

Animus wrote:Autobot cowardice is well documented and legendary. I don't think they want a piece of even the weakest of us. I doubt you'll have any takers Hollow. It's bad enough we humiliate them on a daily basis, but for them to be proven to be the incompetant bumbling Keystone Cops of the game? Meh, they'll just stick to the Arena where it's safer. We all know the Autobots talk a tough game, but in the end they don't have what it takes to compete with us.

I love it when 'mini-Cons' try to talk big, makes 'em more fun to squash... :lol:

by **Animus** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:54 pm

Whisper wrote:
Animus wrote:Autobot cowardice is well documented and legendary. I don't think they want a piece of even the weakest of us. I doubt you'll have any takers Hollow. It's bad enough we humiliate them on a daily basis, but for them to be proven to be the incompetant bumbling Keystone Cops of the game? Meh, they'll just stick to the Arena where it's safer. We all know the Autobots talk a tough game, but in the end they don't have what it takes to compete with us.

I love it when 'mini-Cons' try to talk big, makes 'em more fun to squash...

Yep it seems to be the only way you Autobots can get wins over us. But hey, I'm not knocking you. Sometimes when I'm playing a fighting game I'll turn the difficulty down to 1 to make myself look better then I am. I'd imagine that's why Optimus Prime activated his Super Mode to take out Decepticons like Ransack and Crumplezone. But hey whatever makes you feel better.

by **Rat Convoy** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:51 pm

Animus wrote:
Whisper wrote:
Animus wrote:Autobot cowardice is well documented and legendary. I don't think they want a piece of even the weakest of us. I doubt you'll have any takers Hollow. It's bad enough we humiliate them on a daily basis, but for them to be proven to be the incompetant bumbling Keystone Cops of the game? Meh, they'll just stick to the Arena where it's safer. We all know the Autobots talk a tough game, but in the end they don't have what it takes to compete with us.

I love it when 'mini-Cons' try to talk big, makes 'em more fun to squash...

Yep it seems to be the only way you Autobots can get wins over us. But hey, I'm not knocking you. Sometimes when I'm playing a fighting game I'll turn the difficulty down to 1 to make myself look better then I am. I'd imagine that's why Optimus Prime activated his Super Mode to take out Decepticons like Ransack and Crumplezone. But hey whatever makes you feel better.

Wow, this one's mouthy. Isn't he cute? Who's a cute little Decepticon?

EDIT: BTW, Mission results in the last 24 hours:
Autobots 592 515 Decepticons
You should at least wait until the Cons have more mission wins before going out on a limb like that. You're just gonna fall like Wile E. Coyote.

News Credits: 3 · by **DISCHARGE** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:06 pm

Just because Autobots get to chalk up a win due to
no opponents in a mission just shows how flawed that system is.

Oh, I haven't seen anyone post a win against Hollow One yet.
Maybe he's on to something.

by **White_Noise** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:20 pm

You took the words right out of my mouth Discharge.

I see several low level missions with 6 bots vs 0 cons.
When the good guys say they stick together, I guess they mean huddled in a corner due to fear or some sick perversion.

There are a few missions with 2 or 3 cons and no bots .... I guess 2 or 3 "mini-cons" are too much for 6 bots

:CON:

White_Noise

by **Black Eyes** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:00 pm

Why not make a challenge to the only real threat to your faction?

:PRED:

News Credits: 3 · by **DISCHARGE** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:20 pm

Black Eyes wrote:Why not make a challenge to the only real threat to your faction?

It should be obvious, with the original Kremzeek gone we can't fight ourselves. :CON:

by **Bun-Bun** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:28 am

DISCHARGE wrote:
Black Eyes wrote:Why not make a challenge to the only real threat to your faction?

It should be obvious, with the original Kremzeek gone we can't fight ourselves.

That's actually kinda funny :lol:

Anyways, good for you HO.

I'd like nothing better than to smear you all over the place but I don't have any Preds low enough to take you on.
of course even if I did, there aren't any low level Con v Pred missions to do it anyways

But, let's have some fun anyways :twisted:

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:01 am

Now BB, play nice, we all know you Preds like to bully smaller animals, but we're not like you.

Considering in every mission you posted there HO is either outnumbered or outlevelled heavily, other than this, this and this one where he still out scores the bulk of the competiton, including all the AWC members, I still dont see a single L0-2 Autobot with the balls to stand up to him.

And this? 01:59 Mkall hits Baldr with a Heat-Seeking Laser Blasters. Baldr has gone into stasis lock! This is a poor effort BB. Posting an 6-1 Autobot outnumbering of him as a brag? You can do better than that.

How about you just let him have his fun and we can let HO's results speak for themselves. Either way, the logs you posted still gives him a better mission win % than you.

Bun-Bun wrote:Seems like they're not having such a hard time killing you, just the ones that do don't post.

Did it occour to you that may be why he was posting?
Either way Hollow's right.
The Autobots are beaten, this is a 3 faction game now.

by **Aerrow** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:49 am

Animus wrote:Yep it seems to be the only way you Autobots can get wins over us.

Funny you should mention it. Hate to break it to you but it happens on ALL sides of the war. There have been missions I have seen that are filled with just Bots/Cons/Preds/Maximals. It happens. I think it is pretty sad that players feel the need to hop into a mission that is already heavy on one side with no opponents on the other. I mean what is the point? Do they think that all of a sudden someone will drop a mech in to go 1 vs 6? Why do that when you can save your mech for a battle that means something? Yes, I'm sure there are excuses...er..reasons for this but I would rather not place any of my Sky Knights in a battle that is going to go that route.

btw are there that many level 1 Autobots/Maximals/Preds that he fights that ACTUALLY post in the forum? I have a few level 1s but I don't remember ever coming across Hollow One. Maybe if he can post some missions that he is in with time to spare we can find him. "Come out, come out where ever you are..."

Rat Convoy wrote:Isn't he cute? Who's a cute little Decepticon?

that just made me laugh :lol:

-Aerrow

by **ashe5k** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:27 am

If I could take you on Hollow One I would. My bots are a bit too big to actually get into misisons with you, unless you have some 1-11 missions you want to jump in with me.

I'm not one of the bots that shies away from a fight though. I'm one of those ones that sees a fellow bot outnumbered and will htrow in with him just to help out, which usually ends ina beating as it's 4 on 2 but sometimes we do all right.

I try to avoid missions where we overpower or are the only ones in it as there's little to be gained. Some of my high scores are on missions where I was outnumbered, but my bots perservered.

So if you want to throw down in a mission or two, post them and I'll join in. I'm not one to shy from a fight.

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:33 am

I think its funny when people say someone is so weak and cowardly but then boasts that they beat them.

If they really are all that weak then you just beat a weakling.

No glory comes with beating a weakling.

Plus, if this so called weakling beats you, then you just got beat by a weakling.

The downfall of trash talk

by **Aerrow** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:37 am

Original Sin wrote:I think its funny when people say someone is so weak and cowardly but then boasts that they beat them.

If they really are all that weak then you just beat a weakling.

No glory comes with beating a weakling.

Plus, if this so called weakling beats you, then you just got beat by a weakling.

The downfall of trash talk

Like in highschool, or anywhere really, if a girl hits a boy and tries to fight that boy, the boy can't win. If he hits the girl, he just beat up a girl but if she wins then he just got pwned by a girl. No win situation.

No that didn't happen to me. And no I am not calling HO a girl.

-Aerrow

by **Ouroboros** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:17 am

This is the only decent mission log that I have against the Autobots at the moment, yes, that was the best one out of my recent six.

This is embarressing, at the moment, beating up Maximals is a lot more fun!

by **Aerrow** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:32 am

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=40869
For levels 0-1. there is about 26 minutes left to join.

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=40870
for level 1 (not sure if it was 0-1 or just 1) about 26 minutes left to join.

-Aerrow

by **SlashAndBurn** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:51 am

http://seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/vie ... n_id=40841

Eat it. :grin:

Granted the Decepticons were sorely outnumbered but in situations where my bots are outnumbered I can at least give the oponents some quality time in the CR chamber. I mean come on...only 1 Autobot was injured!

Well....have fun in the CR Chamber Hollow One!

News Credits: 1 · by **Ram** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:09 am

Aerrow wrote:http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=40869
For levels 0-1. there is about 26 minutes left to join.

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=40870
for level 1 (not sure if it was 0-1 or just 1) about 26 minutes left to join.

-Aerrow

I'm in these

I'm also in these as well:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... n_id=40919

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... n_id=40916

Bring it auto-wussys

by **Aerrow** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:24 am

Aerrow wrote:http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=40869
For levels 0-1. there is about 26 minutes left to join.

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=40870
for level 1 (not sure if it was 0-1 or just 1) about 26 minutes left to join.

-Aerrow

Now see, if you would have joined these missions, Hollow One, the tide may have been turned.

Something about posting a challenge and then not meeting said challenge when it is met...or something like that

-Aerrow

by **megatenoh** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:26 am

Poor HO,you should never enter a mission if its too much bots in it,if its almost the same them by all means but even then i usualy wait till its 30 secs to start.

by **Aerrow** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:44 am

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=41013
0-1 level mission with 40 minutes left!

Anytime you are ready Hollow One. :grin:

-Aerrow

by **Ouroboros** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:59 am

Aerrow wrote:http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=41013
0-1 level mission with 40 minutes left!

Anytime you are ready Hollow One.

-Aerrow

Done and done.

Any competition please, it's no fun if three of us have to kill Aerrow on his own.

BTW SlashAndBurn and Megatenoh, there's no honour in gloating on a one-sided battle, gang matches are the lowest way of bragging about victory. Make it a kill on an even playing field, and then we'll talk :twisted:

!

EDIT: You can start here, (more cons please, let's make this bout fair) or here. (more Bots please, let's make an actual fight out of this one)

by **Aerrow** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:12 am

Hollow One wrote:Any competition please, it's no fun if three of us have to kill Aerrow on his own.

a little help would be appreciated :grin:

Hollow One wrote:BTW SlashAndBurn and Megatenoh, there's no honour in gloating on a one-sided battle, gang matches are the lowest way of bragging about victory. Make it a kill on an even playing field, and then we'll talk !

have to agree with Hollow One on this one. Gloating when you have the obvious advantage is pretty weak.