The Energon Pub

Hey Burn!!!!

Why does your country hate Johnny Depp's dogs????

He brought them into the country without declaring them, thus breaking quarantine protocols.

I doubt we're the only country that has such protocols in place.

Next time on Border Security: Australia's Front Line.

We take cute little doggies away from people who should have known better. Oh and likely bust yet another stupid person who thought we wouldn't find their drugs.

Editor wrote:Next time on Border Security: Australia's Front Line.

We take cute little doggies away from people who should have known better. Oh and likely bust yet another stupid person who thought we wouldn't find their drugs.

Plus: find out how many bites from poisonous animals a single tourist can withstand before succumbing to the venom: spoiler alert: it's not many.

Burn wrote:He brought them into the country without declaring them, thus breaking quarantine protocols.

I doubt we're the only country that has such protocols in place.

I live in America. We let anyone and anything stroll across our border, then try t punish anyone who questions it.

Ironhidensh wrote:

Burn wrote:He brought them into the country without declaring them, thus breaking quarantine protocols.

I doubt we're the only country that has such protocols in place.

I live in America. We let anyone and anything stroll across our border, then try t punish anyone who questions it.

Yeah, we let people in, but God forbid you try to fly internation - uffhpfmfm kuhfjjgvbj. m,ljhvhgc kugfjug jkgvukgk jhgcjhgc hfdaefwab

Burn wrote:He brought them into the country without declaring them, thus breaking quarantine protocols.

I doubt we're the only country that has such protocols in place.

Maybe Depp or his nappy headed h03 thought there's a separate set of rules for them over the general public.

Iirc (correct me if I'm wrong) either it was Australia or Canada (same form of government)that you need a special permit to own MP-05. Thta's how strict it is there.

Ironhidensh wrote:

Burn wrote:He brought them into the country without declaring them, thus breaking quarantine protocols.

I doubt we're the only country that has such protocols in place.

I live in America. We let anyone and anything stroll across our border, then try t punish anyone who questions it.

Wait...going which way across the border? Are we talking about people vacationing outside the country, or illegal immigrants? Because we only have an organization dedicated to stopping one of those, and I'm pretty sure it's not stopping any trips to Tijuana...

fenrir72 wrote:Iirc (correct me if I'm wrong) either it was Australia or Canada (same form of government)that you need a special permit to own MP-05. Thta's how strict it is there.

The laws vary from state to state with some not having a problem while others require a gun license to keep replica firearms (which is what he was determined to be)

I have to pull a guy out of the trade today and demote him.

Should I take him to ihop for breakfast, or lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings to deliver the news?

This is the part of the job I hate the most.

Ironhidensh wrote:I have to pull a guy out of the trade today and demote him.

Should I take him to ihop for breakfast, or lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings to deliver the news?

This is the part of the job I hate the most.

IHOP. If you take him to BW3, he'll think he's getting a promotion.

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Ironhidensh wrote:I have to pull a guy out of the trade today and demote him.

Should I take him to ihop for breakfast, or lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings to deliver the news?

This is the part of the job I hate the most.

IHOP. If you take him to BW3, he'll think he's getting a promotion.

And get him coffee.

Agreed, for something like this, comfort food will be better than "fun" food.

We did enjoy up doing ihop, and h took it much better than I expected. There might be hope for him yet.

Ironhidensh wrote:We did enjoy up doing ihop, and h took it much better than I expected. There might be hope for him yet.

Cool Beans.

I just had a bacon sandwich for breakfast. I am left unsatisfied due to the limited amount of bacon I used.

It was either that or end up with gout again.

Ironhidensh wrote:

There is a distinct lack of onions present here.

Not sure if that's gravy or blood from the way too undercooked meat!

Burn wrote:Not sure if that's gravy or blood from the way too undercooked meat!

Yeah, when the top of the steak is still pink, you haven't cooked it enough.

Which reminds me, there's a place near where I live that sells just this massive slab of New York strip for something like $1 a pound if I remember right. Maybe not that but definitely dirt cheap. I'm getting that for my birthday dinner next month. Also all my dinners for the next month after that.

I actually think it was a tad over done.



It didn't moo when I stabbed it with a fork!

I get that you're a father, but we're not your kids so don't subject to us to your Dad Jokes.

What about Madeous?

Ironhidensh wrote:What about Madeous?

He wasn't joking about the onions.

I Consider putting onions near my meat a threat of deadly force and respond in kind.