The Energon Pub

Burn wrote:I wonder if duragrip's ever been stuck in a closet.

There's a joke here about exiting closets that I'm not going to tell.

So I just fried up a piece of Hoki (it's cheap fish really) and then slapped it between two piece of bread, threw on some salt and that was breakfast.

I want another one now.

I had a late lunch/pre-dinner snack of a burger with ranch dressing and bacon on it. Yum.

So I'm sure most of you have heard various countdowns of the best songs of the year. But I want to know your LEAST favorite song for 2014. It can be one or more, whatever you feel like.

For me, it's that song Rude, by Magic. I thnk I hate it equally to the color Yellow.

Nemesis Maximo wrote:So I'm sure most of you have heard various countdowns of the best songs of the year. But I want to know your LEAST favorite song for 2014. It can be one or more, whatever you feel like.

For me, it's that song Rude, by Magic. I thnk I hate it equally to the color Yellow.

Ah-hah-ha, oh this is great, considering I bitch about pop music online. Buddy I could write a review on all the things wrong with Rude. In fact I did, but that's beside the point. I'd say for me it's "Rude" by MAGIC!. Let’s review, In Rude, person “A” wants to marry woman “B” but her father “C” says no, so Person “A” does nothing throughout the song but whine and moan about how the father "C" is the worst most awful crotchety old-bastard that's ever lived evers. Hypothetical situation; would you let your daughter marry a man who looks a beach bum, that just plays he’s guitar all day, when you know this is just a phase that early 20 somethings go through, were they think guys in bands with no futures are greatest thing to hit planet Earth just because he’s in a band. That’s all I see in this song, a father with the intuition to know his daughter marrying the unemployed slacker in a garage band will lead to a miserable life, and he's setting her up with a self made millionaire who's a nice dude, and not some douche.

SW, I request the highest of fives. It is indeed one $#!++¥ song.

Anything from Redfoo, Bieber, or any other wanker that requires auto-tune to "sing".

Nemesis Maximo wrote:SW, I request the highest of fives. It is indeed one $#!++¥ song.

For years I use to have three pork sausages on toast for breakfast, then my Doctor suggested I stop that (and for a while I actually lost weight, but I'm a good scavenger, found it again!)

Now and then I have them for breakfast, and this morning was one of those times.

So very content right now. Shame I have to go to work.

I'm not a fan of pig. Bacon being the exception.

Rodimus Prime wrote:I'm not a fan of pig. Bacon being the exception.

I generally tend to enjoy pig, except for ham... unless it's with cheese.

Nobody Important wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:I'm not a fan of pig. Bacon being the exception.

I generally tend to enjoy pig, except for ham... unless it's with cheese.

Welcome to the boards!

So it seems I'm becoming addicted to BBQ ribs. Aside from a bowl of cereal, that's all I have eaten in the last 3 days.

Rodimus Prime wrote:So it seems I'm becoming addicted to BBQ ribs. Aside from a bowl of cereal, that's all I have eaten in the last 3 days.

That might be up there as one of my favorite foods. The only thing I really ask for on my birthday is that I get a rack of ribs for dinner.

Shadowman wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:So it seems I'm becoming addicted to BBQ ribs. Aside from a bowl of cereal, that's all I have eaten in the last 3 days.

That might be up there as one of my favorite foods. The only thing I really ask for on my birthday is that I get a rack of ribs for dinner.

I like it too, but it's to the point that my house smells like BBQ sauce. And I'm not trying to get rid of it, because it smells good.

He Burn, can I come live with you in Australia? You guys look like you have so much more fun than we do here, in the middle of Michigan's Lower Peninsula, where all of nature has been consumed by snow. As pf this typing, it's negative twenty (-20!) degrees outside.

We have our own horrible weather patterns.

Nemesis Maximo wrote:He Burn, can I come live with you in Australia? You guys look like you have so much more fun than we do here, in the middle of Michigan's Lower Peninsula, where all of nature has been consumed by snow. As pf this typing, it's negative twenty (-20!) degrees outside.

You're going to have to narrow that down, because I was just outside and it sure wasn't -20 out.

Four lamp chops is far too much to eat for one person in one sitting.

Burn wrote:Four lamp chops is far too much to eat for one person in one sitting.

You eat lamps?

I'm just going to blame that one on ScoutBumblebee editing my posts to make it look like I have more typos than her.

Burn wrote:I'm just going to blame that one on ScoutBumblebee editing my posts to make it look like I have more typos than her.

But we know better, don't we.

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Burn wrote:I'm just going to blame that one on ScoutBumblebee editing my posts to make it look like I have more typos than her.

But we know better, don't we.

pfffffffffffffffft.

So there's a guy walking around Australia in an effort to raise money for a children's hospital in Melbourne.

Now Australia being what it is with all our nasty animals constantly trying to kill us, poor ol Scott was wandering along the road and a King Brown snake decides to have a go at him, right on his shin.

Now king brown's are deadly. But that's okay, his storm trooper armour protected him!

Yes ... he's walking around Australia in storm trooper armour. Still looking for those damn droids ...