by Grahf_ » Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:49 pm
- Motto: "I am the seeker of power."
- Weapon: Razor Tipped Wing Swords
I wanted to not hate on these but it's difficult not to. I wanted to like that Grimlock more too even knowing what it was going to be. It is better than Power Rangers Time Force's Q-Rex though.
I can get behind simple Transformers. Armada Overload, Tidalwave, Megatron, Cyclonus, Thrust, Sideways, Demolisher, Jetfire, Hoist, Red Alert, Wheeljack, Starscream Optimus, even Scavenger was kinda cool in all his derpiness and that's just Armada. There are so many other simple yet effective figures out there in other lines. I can even get behind one step transformations. Machine wars basic figures and the early Beast Wars basics are all fun little guys without looking like crap.
I was a very grateful child and appreciated all my gifts but if I got these as a child I would've thrown a fit. They don't do anything. I fondly remember my Pretenders back in the day and the play factor that those brought but these bring none of that. I don't want to be grumpy old 30 something but damn, these are just that bad. At least G1 figures had some playability in them. Something to keep you coming back for more despite how bland they were. These just don't have that.
Now that I think about it, I can kinda see the fun in smashing the toy and it transforming but that novelty would wear out far too quickly when the robot doesn't do anything. I can smash my Beast Wars Optimus vs Megatron too and have them transform just as fast but at least they could do things in robot mode and had weapons. These just remind me of the RPM hot wheels cars things. At least they look like they'd have cool designs if they were made into standard Transformers.