The Energon Pub

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:27 pm

My goodness. I walk away for two hours and everyone goes completely insane.
When are we actually going to talk about Ninja Turtles? Thats the whole reason I joined.

Wait, one more. The worst would be if they hid inside badly sculpted action figures, and "Pretended" to be something they are not.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:39 pm

Hahaha, pretend to be something they're not? XD
Next you'd tell me that they have like feelings and stuff.

News Credits: 4835 · by **william-james88** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:46 pm

Dead Metal wrote:Hahaha, pretend to be something they're not? XD
Next you'd tell me that they have like feelings and stuff.

Yeah, and different sexes, completely ridiculous.

PS to Cobotron: damn you for jumping on the pretenders joke before me.

News Credits: 456 · by **Sabrblade** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:48 pm

william-james88 wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Hahaha, pretend to be something they're not? XD
Next you'd tell me that they have like feelings and stuff.

Yeah, and different sexes, completely ridiculous.

PS to Cobotron: damn you for jumping on the pretenders joke before me.

No no no, genders, you mean.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:50 pm

Oh man, you know what would make that even lamer? If they all had cute little names that are supposed to make them sound cool, like Megaton or Optimum Prime or something.

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:50 pm

Cobotron wrote:The worst would be if they hid inside badly sculpted action figures, and "Pretended" to be something they are not.

Oh, God, can you imagine if they took THAT idea far enough to actually put the smaller ones INSIDE the larger ones, as if they were minions of some kind?

News Credits: 456 · by **Sabrblade** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:56 pm

Pfft, next thing you know people'll be saying some group named Hasbro or whatnot is behind these things.

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:05 pm

Sabrblade wrote:Pfft, next thing you know people'll be saying some group named Hasbro or whatnot is behind these things.

Yeah and like sometime in the 90's there were animals and dinosaurs, and general beasts Waring, in an era of beasts, full of these bestial ma-chines.

News Credits: 456 · by **Sabrblade** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:08 pm

Whatever, the Tonka series with the Hanna Barbera show was better.

"Gotrons" or something.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:23 pm

Not as good as that muscle Man show, She-Man or something.

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:25 pm

The weirdest thing that could happen would be people using a Website to talk about these transforming space Robots.

News Credits: 456 · by **Sabrblade** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:27 pm

Dead Metal wrote:Not as good as that muscle Man show, She-Man or something.

Ah, I think I've heard that! It had a cat dude with sword, right? And he lived in a sewer owned by some old rat.

Gotta wonder how they got She-Man's gender-bending past the censors, though.

News Credits: 293 · by **shajaki** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:34 pm

this all sounds so stupid. i hope someone like micheal bay comes along to fix it all.

News Credits: 4835 · by **william-james88** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:48 pm

Nemesis Maximo wrote:
Cobotron wrote:The worst would be if they hid inside badly sculpted action figures, and "Pretended" to be something they are not.

Oh, God, can you imagine if they took THAT idea far enough to actually put the smaller ones INSIDE the larger ones, as if they were minions of some kind?

I got one crazier for you. Not only can the small one inside change, but the big shell encompassing him can also change! :michaelbay:

News Credits: 4835 · by **william-james88** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:50 pm

shajaki wrote:this all sounds so stupid. i hope someone like micheal bay comes along to fix it all.

Dude totally, and hey to make them less lame he should just add some hot chicks to distract us from the lame robots.

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:16 pm

william-james88 wrote:
shajaki wrote:this all sounds so stupid. i hope someone like micheal bay comes along to fix it all.

Dude totally, and hey to make them less lame he should just add some hot chicks to distract us from the lame robots.

Or make a movie that's barely even about these "transforming alien robots".

This joke is getting so BIG, maybe, IT needs it's own thread.

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:30 pm

It would appear that the only thing "official" in this thread about the rumored Devastator is this...

At least we found a spot to have a little fun. :grin:

News Credits: 293 · by **shajaki** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:38 pm

Cobotron wrote:
william-james88 wrote:
shajaki wrote:this all sounds so stupid. i hope someone like micheal bay comes along to fix it all.

Dude totally, and hey to make them less lame he should just add some hot chicks to distract us from the lame robots.
Or make a movie that's barely even about these "transforming alien robots".

This joke is getting so BIG, maybe, IT needs it's own thread.

we should... but id hate to lose this momentive :lol:

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:05 pm

william-james88 wrote:
shajaki wrote:this all sounds so stupid. i hope someone like micheal bay comes along to fix it all.

Dude totally, and hey to make them less lame he should just add some hot chicks to distract us from the lame robots.

If he decides to make this movie, I hope he decides to kill off the majority of these God-awful sounding characters, so they can at least replace them with a "newer" generation.

News Credits: 4835 · by **william-james88** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:23 pm

Nemesis Maximo wrote:
william-james88 wrote:
shajaki wrote:this all sounds so stupid. i hope someone like micheal bay comes along to fix it all.

Dude totally, and hey to make them less lame he should just add some hot chicks to distract us from the lame robots.

If he decides to make this movie, I hope he decides to kill off the majority of these God-awful sounding characters, so they can at least replace them with a "newer" generation.

Nemesis, Bro, I like your thinking. But whatever he does, he can't let go of the chicks. That **** sells. And you gotta have them as barely legal as possible. Have them so barely legal that you gotta dedicate a whole 10 minutes to talk about how in some states, her and her boyfriend banging would be downright Illegal. Barely legal teens are the best. I now it, you know it, my parole officer knows it (and so does his 15 year old daughter).

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:26 pm

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:28 am

shajaki wrote:I'd hate to lose this momentive

That's not a word. >:oP

However, it is a company that makes fake boobs.

News Credits: 4835 · by **william-james88** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:53 am

Speaking of a newer generation, I think it's time we drop that guy's idea mentioned earlier about having bots called Optimus and Megatron. Those names are lame. You know what is an awesome name that ignites adrenaline in your veins? HOTROD! Yeah, they should have a guy like that be leader of these lamos instead. Have him all red and bad ass. And I better not catch him doing something lame like fishing with a small kid!

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:21 am

william-james88 wrote:Speaking of a newer generation, I think it's time we drop that guy's idea mentioned earlier about having bots called Optimus and Megatron. Those names are lame. You know what is an awesome name that ignites adrenaline in your veins? HOTROD! Yeah, they should have a guy like that be leader of these lamos instead. Have him all red and bad ass. And I better not catch him doing something lame like fishing with a small kid!

Are you attempting to be comical? Or sarcastic? Or both? >:oP

I wish the Generations like would start churning out figures of totally obscure characters like Spanner and Scrounge. And yes, I would like their alt modes to be a bridge and a yellow wheel, respectively. :lol:

by **Peridot** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:20 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
william-james88 wrote:Speaking of a newer generation, I think it's time we drop that guy's idea mentioned earlier about having bots called Optimus and Megatron. Those names are lame. You know what is an awesome name that ignites adrenaline in your veins? HOTROD! Yeah, they should have a guy like that be leader of these lamos instead. Have him all red and bad ass. And I better not catch him doing something lame like fishing with a small kid!
Are you attempting to be comical? Or sarcastic? Or both?
I wish the Generations like would start churning out figures of totally obscure characters like Spanner and Scrounge. And yes, I would like their alt modes to be a bridge and a yellow wheel, respectively.

I'd be down for a Legends Cosmos repaint as Scrounge.