The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **Deathsaurus1** » Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:48 am

So i can snack on optimus prime this easter season huh?

News Credits: 56 · by **o.supreme** » Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:49 am

Rated X wrote:From far away it looks like a turd.

you beat me to it, I was going to be a bit more sublte but.... :lol:

. I really hope Death Reviews does this. It would go well with one of his earlier videos...I wont say which

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News Credits: 3 · by **Kyleor** » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:38 pm

Rated X wrote:From far away it looks like a turd.

From close up too. Takes a bit to figure out who it's supposed to be.

by **gothsaurus** » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:18 pm

I think they meant to say "Big Convoy" on the box ;-)

by **Silverwing** » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:30 pm

"Take a bite out of Prime."

(Forgive me).

News Credits: 4835 · by **william-james88** » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:36 pm

Silverwing wrote:"Take a bite out of Prime."

(Forgive me).

News Credits: 4 · by **Relic0037** » Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:53 pm

If I got one I think I would bite the antenna off first.

News Credits: 1 · by **SkyFire Prime** » Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:21 pm

looks like Jurassic pile of poo

by **Aimless Misfire** » Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:39 pm

Rated X wrote:it looks like a turd.

Just like the last movie.

News Credits: 456 · by **Sabrblade** » Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:51 pm

Rated X wrote:From far away it looks like a turd.

All chocolate does.

by **Rated X** » Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:05 pm

Sabrblade wrote:
Rated X wrote:From far away it looks like a turd.
All chocolate does.

True, but this really looks like a dog pooped on the lawn. If you discretely threw it in a public swimming pool you could cause some havoc...

News Credits: 456 · by **Sabrblade** » Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:07 pm

Rated X wrote:
Sabrblade wrote:
Rated X wrote:From far away it looks like a turd.
All chocolate does.

True, but this really looks like a dog pooped on the lawn.

That's some "art sculpture"-talented dog-pooping. :o)

News Credits: 11 · by **primalxconvoy** » Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:05 pm

At first, I thought it was Grimlock.

Then, I realised that perhaps, a company had released a product that truly encapsulated the spirit of the Michael Bay Transformers films.

News Credits: 4835 · by **william-james88** » Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:55 pm

Optimus Prime: strong, wise ... delicious? We will find that out today. A recent news post regarding an Optimus Prime Easter Chocolate had quite the following on social media. This being a regional yet fully licensed and rather peculiar product, I chose to buy one for myself to get a better taste. Below is a quick pictorial review, showing you what this product is all about, how big it is as well as a taste test.

What I find most intriguing about this product is how the box art and style is identical to the Premier Edition toys. With the same trio at the top.

There was also an image of Optimus Prime which you could colour on the back.

Here is how big the chocolate is.

And here it is next to toys more people have seen live.

The chocolate mold's sculpt is very intricate. It is extremely busy but there is a nice head sculpt. The sword has the detailed marking as well. There are stars at the top. I was wondering if the back had any sculpting but no. It does remind me of the state of Texas though when turned upside down, filled with stars (but no stripes).

As for how it tasted, well, this might be a Canadian exclusive product but I guarantee many of you have all tasted something very similar to it. It is simply your standard Easter chocolate taste. There are no nuts so it has none of the nutty flavour and it doesn't have that sweeter taste you would find in either Lindt or Kinder chocolates. It is simply standard milk chocolate, like any chocolate egg that hides Smarties or cooler chocolates inside, or any molded chocolate featuring your favourite characters. And unlike the standard ducks or dogs, you don<t have those ultra sweet candy eyes to mix things up. Still, it hits the spot if you want a chocolate fix.

News Credits: 19 · by **Carnivius_Prime** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:04 am

I really wanna colour in that line-art on the back. *grabs my marker pens*

News Credits: 10 · by **Omegatron.** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:57 am

william-james88 wrote:And unlike the standard ducks or dogs, you don<t have those ultra sweet candy eyes to mix things up. Still, it hits the spot if you want a chocolate fix.

Nothing past the < appears on the news post by the way.

EDIT: Fixed.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Pepsimus · by **Black Bumblebee** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:01 am

Is it wrong of me that I look over these pictures and just *sigh* about missing Misfire?

by **Rated X** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:29 am

It literally looks like a turd.

News Credits: 456 · by **Sabrblade** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:59 am

Rated X wrote:It literally looks like a turd.

You should see a doctor (or an art expert) if your turds come out looking like that. :lol:

by **General Incursion** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:36 am

Sabrblade wrote:
Rated X wrote:It literally looks like a turd.
You should see a doctor (or an art expert) if your turds come out looking like that.

Nah, he's right... and no food stuff should look identical going in as it does going out.

by **Rated X** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:50 pm

General Incursion wrote:
Sabrblade wrote:
Rated X wrote:It literally looks like a turd.
You should see a doctor (or an art expert) if your turds come out looking like that.

Nah, he's right... and no food stuff should look identical going in as it does going out.

You guys are lucky photobucket took away free accounts.

News Credits: 4835 · by **william-james88** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:52 pm

General Incursion wrote:
Sabrblade wrote:
Rated X wrote:It literally looks like a turd.
You should see a doctor (or an art expert) if your turds come out looking like that.

Nah, he's right... and no food stuff should look identical going in as it does going out.

But then we wouldnt have snack sized oh henry bars