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by Jeep? » Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:40 pm
Me, Grimlock! wrote:JP's not a noob. He just plays one on the Interweb.

What is that Transfanon site for anyway? You mean, I can go there and just make crap up?
Yep. Pretty nifty bastard, so it is - helps me keep tabs on all of my HMW-based writings, and allows me to track any cross-referencing I do.
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by Redimus » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:08 am
- Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
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Would be even better if he finished and uploaded the 5 armies stuff... *hint* *hint*
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Better still RDD!
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by Jeep? » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:45 am
Stop adding to my workload!
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by Redimus » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:11 pm
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Do you not mean dossing-around-and-drinking-like-the-layabout-student-you-are load?
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by Jeep? » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:51 pm
It's the Christmas/New Year season and I work in retail. In the northern part of Ireland. When I finally claw my way, bloodied and frantic, out of the mass of vulture-customers picking the bones of the Ghost of Christmas Past, and reach home, and realise I'm living on land that the Queen of England can legally take away from me at any time cause some Normans killed a bunch of my people in 1169, I like to have a tipple. If that makes me a drunkard then so be it, because I feel I've earned the right to be a drunkard.
Also, beer is delicious.
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by Archanubis » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:38 pm
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Jeep? wrote:It's the Christmas/New Year season and I work in retail. In the northern part of Ireland. When I finally claw my way, bloodied and frantic, out of the mass of vulture-customers picking the bones of the Ghost of Christmas Past...
This is why I will never work retail.
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by Psychout » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:48 pm
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Archanubis wrote:Jeep? wrote:It's the Christmas/New Year season and I work in retail. In the northern part of Ireland. When I finally claw my way, bloodied and frantic, out of the mass of vulture-customers picking the bones of the Ghost of Christmas Past...
This is why I will never work retail.
I spent 8 years working as barman, this time of year is a true nightmare.
At least I got free* beer at the end of each day though.
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stolen
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by slip » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:57 pm
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Are you out there on the front lines or at home keeping score?"
MMMH Pilphered Pilsners

Burn wrote:And some people said it was the RDD that caused the most problems ...
Of course we all know that was just Alpha Strike trying to cover his own arse.
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by Loki God Of Mischief » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:58 pm
Everything's better when it's free*!
*or stolen.

It's best to assume every link I post is NSFW, and every post I make is just me taking the piss.
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by Mogwai Prime » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:01 pm
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Psychout wrote:I spent 8 years working as barman, this time of year is a true nightmare.
At least I got free* beer at the end of each day though.
*stolen
I have this job*1, and at my job*1 I have to babysit*2 kids*3. This time of year we get all sorts of yaywhos*3.
*1 as a Deputy Sheriff
*2 watch like a hawk
*3 Adults who got caught stealin' amongst other things
*4 Beer stealin' bartenders

Have you had your Seibergasm today?
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by Psychout » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:26 pm
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Mogwai Prime wrote:Psychout wrote:I spent 8 years working as barman, this time of year is a true nightmare.
At least I got free* beer at the end of each day though.
*stolen
I have this job*1, and at my job*1 I have to babysit*2 kids*3. This time of year we get all sorts of yaywhos*3.
*1 as a Deputy Sheriff
*2 watch like a hawk
*3 Adults who got caught stealin' amongst other things
*4 Beer stealin' bartenders
Not sure if it's actually a crime when you own the pub.*

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...ok, thats a lie. I was only the mamager...
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by Mogwai Prime » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:45 pm
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We'll call it a fringe benefit!

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by Psychout » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:55 pm
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So what happens if I feed you beer after midnight?
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by Mogwai Prime » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:59 pm
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Psychout wrote:So what happens if I feed you beer after midnight?
Oh Psychout you know how to sweet talk me. I would take you up on that drink but I become such a gremlin on beer after midnight.

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by Psychout » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:11 pm
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I married a Vet for a
reason.
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by Archanubis » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:17 pm
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Psychout wrote:I married a Vet for a
reason.

Free rabies shots?
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by Psychout » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:44 pm
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You never know what these furry little critters carry...
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by Mogwai Prime » Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:23 pm
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Psychout wrote:You never know what these furry little critters carry...

I carry Tequila. As I don't half to work tomorrow, tonight we might find out what a drunk Mogwai is like!!! Could be interesting. *Here's the keys to the car*

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