The Energon Pub

[Zombie Starscream]

Whats a Front Butt?

Glad you asked.

See, when someone gets so big (read fat), and I mean really, really big, not "Hi, I'm overweight, it's cool.", but "Lordy, I might die any minute of a heart-attack" big; that their zipper on their pants presses in to their front fat that it makes a whole new set of 'cheeks' on their front end...

well, that's front-butt.

Learning, is half the battle!

I had seen this phenomenon occasionally, but never knew until now that it had a name. It is something that is fascinating to see at the same time ya really don't want to see. Wow, the Front-Butt.

[City Commander]

Whats a Front Butt?

Glad you asked.

See, when someone gets so big (read fat), and I mean really, really big, not "Hi, I'm overweight, it's cool.", but "Lordy, I might die any minute of a heart-attack" big; that their zipper on their pants presses in to their front fat that it makes a whole new set of 'cheeks' on their front end...

well, that's front-butt.

Learning, is half the battle!

I don't know whether to vomit or laugh.

For some reason, my college has pictures of fat people with front butts on them all over the place. Every morning I get a little bit more disturbed by them...


I would never get tired of transformers.

The only way I would be tired after a botcon would be from fatigue from removing twist ties


I didn't go this year sadly, but the news got me pumped. More Classics, animated is supposed to pretty good...
Shame we couldn't get pictures, but I can see why. Plus I trust you guys' judgement.