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News Credits: 4 · by **SnapTrap** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:00 pm

Yahoo! News wrote:ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:02 pm

Better an iguana than a human!

by **Bubbatep** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:42 pm

At least he's got two! :shock:

News Credits: 4 · by **GrimSqueaker** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:23 pm

Jeeze i want two taddgers!

News Credits: 3 · by **muswp1** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:36 pm

SnapTrap wrote:It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht,

Wanna bet he figures it out really quick? I don't think that's going to be as smooth as the vet thinks.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:59 pm

muswp1 wrote:
SnapTrap wrote:It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht,

Wanna bet he figures it out really quick? I don't think that's going to be as smooth as the vet thinks.

They drug him, and then snip it off. It goes smooth as silk.

When Mozart wakes up, though, there will be quite a bit of reptilian depression.