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Stupid Decepticons

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Stupid Decepticons

Postby CheshiredaCat » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:33 am

Top 50 spots are more or less all yours. I hate you all!!
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Tekka » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:34 am

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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Psychout » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:46 am

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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Loki God Of Mischief » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:48 am

So long as the top 100 belongs to the Decepticons and Predacons we're all happy subjugating the do-gooders to our whim. Evil must prevail! Pimps up hos down! Random catch phrase!
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby CheshiredaCat » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:56 am

Preds are going to have alot of trouble having at least one bot in the top 100, but alas we are trying are best and hopefully will come out as a low numbered powerhouse, as we were before the reset, in the coming weeks.
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Dread_Wing » Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:52 am

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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Psychout » Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:47 am

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... of pain.
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Phaze » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:27 am

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Psychout wrote:... of pain.

Pfft you can rarely fight your way out of a wet paper bag :P
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Psychout » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:34 am

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Care to back that up, Frenchie?
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Sinister Mentor » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:48 am

He's almost right, in the last few missions I've been in I would have been better off beating the crap out of a wet paper bag, but alas, there were none. It feels so lonely, I've had to resort to the Arena... and Maximal opposition instead of Autobots. :-(
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Phaze » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:52 am

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Psychout wrote:Care to back that up, Frenchie?

With Pleasure you midget prawn director :lol:
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Psychout » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:06 am

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Psychout wrote:Care to back that up, Frenchie?

With Pleasure you midget prawn director :lol:

Good, now all we need is for you Preds to actually turn up to a mission...

edit: make that more than 1 Pred, at least you turned up in time to surrender... :lol:
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Phaze » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:11 am

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Psychout wrote:
Phaze wrote:
Psychout wrote:Care to back that up, Frenchie?

With Pleasure you midget prawn director :lol:

Good, now all we need is for you Preds to actually turn up to a mission...

edit: make that more than 1 Pred, at least you turned up in time to surrender... :lol:
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Punch Bag is more apt i refuse to surrender :P
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Psychout » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:42 am

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Phaze wrote:Punch Bag is more apt i refuse to surrender :P

Hard Wired sure appreciated the work out. :lol:
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Jeep? » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:34 am

CheshiredaCat wrote:Preds are going to have alot of trouble having at least one bot in the top 100, but alas we are trying are best and hopefully will come out as a low numbered powerhouse, as we were before the reset, in the coming weeks.

Iunno, there's me and Red. I'm the guy that jumped from level 2 to level 9 in a year, and he's... ah, his heart's in it somewhere.
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby nightelfcrawler » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:33 am

:p Here to please!
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Kupp » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:39 am

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Phaze wrote:Punch Bag is more apt i refuse to surrender :P


So you admit you are full of sand and not much else?
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Halo » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:41 am

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nightelfcrawler wrote::p Here to please!

Ditto.

PS: 49 of the top 50 spots are Decepticon!
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby City Commander » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:47 am

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Maybe you autobots should rethink your stragety? Clearly, zombie rushing missions didn't work last time, and it won't this time either.
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Phaze » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:49 am

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Kupp wrote:
Phaze wrote:Punch Bag is more apt i refuse to surrender :P


So you admit you are full of sand and not much else?

its better than hot air mate :P
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Malicron » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:40 am

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Dealer wrote:Maybe you autobots should rethink your stragety? Clearly, zombie rushing missions didn't work last time, and it won't this time either.

I think they'd have to be smarter than your average zombie to think of something new.
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Kupp » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:43 am

Weapon: Twin Sonic Cannons
Phaze wrote:
Kupp wrote:
Phaze wrote:Punch Bag is more apt i refuse to surrender :P


So you admit you are full of sand and not much else?

its better than hot air mate :P


At least Hot Air rises, unlike sand which just gets washed away. :P
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Redimus » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:03 pm

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CheshiredaCat wrote:Preds are going to have alot of trouble having at least one bot in the top 100, but alas we are trying are best and hopefully will come out as a low numbered powerhouse, as we were before the reset, in the coming weeks.

Iunno, there's me and Red. I'm the guy that jumped from level 2 to level 9 in a year, and he's... ah, his heart's in it somewhere.


I'm hovering about in the top 50 right now, but as soon as things settle down, and people start getting a life again, then I will begin to rise.
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Rat Convoy » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:12 pm

Yup, I hope the people who are killing themselves to get into the top spots are having fun right now, cause HMW is a marathon, not a sprint.
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Re: Stupid Decepticons

Postby Redimus » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:20 pm

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
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I didnt get to 16th last time round by flogging my guts out in the first two weeks I was playing.

Hell, I didnt evne take this game seriously until I reach lvl 3 or 4.
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