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Thanks Mkall!

Love it!

Truckload of new missions = AWESOME!!

Great job guys!!

MKall, rest of staff associated with HMW: superb stuff! The new missions and the Smelting Pool reset have really made the game fun again! Good to see renewed interest and new competition too!

Love the new missions, gotta ask though... What's with the 15 year old WWE/WWF quotes?

Absolute Zero wrote:Love the new missions, gotta ask though... What's with the 15 year old WWE/WWF quotes?

I'm not sure, but I know I like them. Kudos to who came up with them. Especially "For the benefit of those with flash photography".

PS, Double Gold Rules!

Editor wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:Love the new missions, gotta ask though... What's with the 15 year old WWE/WWF quotes?

I'm not sure, but I know I like them. Kudos to who came up with them. Especially "For the benefit of those with flash photography".

PS, Double Gold Rules!

That one's only 8 1/2 years old.

Tehnically, a 15 year old wrestling quote would be "we're two dudes with attitudes."

Editor wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:Love the new missions, gotta ask though... What's with the 15 year old WWE/WWF quotes?

I'm not sure, but I know I like them. Kudos to who came up with them. Especially "For the benefit of those with flash photography".

PS, Double Gold Rules!

It was me.

They'll only be around for a month though as we're going to work on keep things fresh.

For what it is worth Burn, it's a good laugh and works with being 2-2 matches.

If we are pulling them in short order, it would be good to keep in reserve to bring back for tournament usage.

any chance at some point you can post up the mission briefs so we can see both sides of each? either here on on the wiki?

Burn wrote:

Editor wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:Love the new missions, gotta ask though... What's with the 15 year old WWE/WWF quotes?

I'm not sure, but I know I like them. Kudos to who came up with them. Especially "For the benefit of those with flash photography".

PS, Double Gold Rules!

It was me.

They'll only be around for a month though as we're going to work on keep things fresh.

So every month will be new missions?

Editor wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:Love the new missions, gotta ask though... What's with the 15 year old WWE/WWF quotes?

I'm not sure, but I know I like them. Kudos to who came up with them. Especially "For the benefit of those with flash photography".

PS, Double Gold Rules!

What does the Decepticon ones say? Autobots are Rock related. Which me and Windy(or mostly me) had fun with

well of the two I'm able to see is Dudley's for lvl2, and Edge and Christian for lvl3.

RUMBLE! GET THE TABLES!

Rumble and Frenzy's challenge was accepted, now it's time to check those Autobots into Smackdown Hotel on your quest for tag team glory. Eject and Rewind have gotten a number of Autobot tag teams together, throw them over the top rope and grab those titles for the Decepticons!

For the benefit of those with flash photography

This totally reeks of awesomeness! Our fightingest tag teams have fought long and hard and are on the verge of tag team glory, just a few more chumpstains remain in your way from claiming tag team gold!

*raises middle finger to Psychout*

The masses have spoken!

So, if they're tag team mission themes, why aren't there more tag intros?

Burn wrote:*raises middle finger to Psychout*

Screw you all

Editor wrote:any chance at some point you can post up the mission briefs so we can see both sides of each? either here on on the wiki?

We'll do the Wiki thing later, for now though, the original uneditted (because of damn 50 character limits!) mission texts.

Slamdown 2010
Level 1
2 per side

Autobot
"THE CHAMP IS HERE!"
That pair of obnoxious Decepticons Rumble and Frenzy have thrown out the challenge for the 2010 Tag Team Championships. While we have better things to do than answer their challenge, Rewind and Eject believe otherwise and have already accepted the challenge on behalf of the Autobots. So it's up to you to get out there and win those belts for the Autobots!

Decepticon
"And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!"
It's on again Decepticons! Rumble and Frenzy present Slamdown 2010! The challenge was issued and accepted by those minion knock-offs Eject and Rewind. Work your way up the tag team ladder and claim the championship belts!


Slamdown 2010
Level 2
2 per side

Autobot
"YOU'RE NEXT!"
Eject and Rewind accepted Rumble and Frenzy's tag team challenge and it's been a slobberknocker of a fight as tag teams scramble to the top of the ladder to claim gold. Get into the thick of things with a partner of your choosing and bring those titles to the Autobots!


Decepticon
"RUMBLE! GET THE TABLES!"
Rumble and Frenzy's challenge was accepted, now it's time to check those Autobots into Smackdown Hotel on your quest for tag team glory. Eject and Rewind have gotten a number of Autobot tag teams together, throw them over the top rope and grab those titles for the Decepticons!


Slamdown 2010
Level 3
2 per side

Autobot
"Finally ... The Rock ... has come back, TO IACON!"
The Great One is here and he wants you to layeth the smacketh down on ALLLLLLL those Decepticon candyasses! You know it's your role to bring those tag team titles back to the Autobots, so what in the blue hell are you waiting for?


Decepticon
"For the benefit of those with flash photography..."
This totally reeks of awesomeness! Our fightingest tag teams have fought long and hard and are on the verge of tag team glory, just a few more chumpstains remain in your way from claiming tag team gold!

Slamdown 2010
Level 4
2 per side

Autobot
"The excellence of execution"
Tag team glory awaits, prove that you are the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. Rise to the top and secure the tag team championships for the Autobots. Rumble and Frenzy inferior, Eject and Rewind superior!


Decepticon
"And if you're not down with that, we've got two words for ya ..."
Are you ready? No, we said, ARE. YOU. READY?! Then, for the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching across the universe, and for Eject and Rewind who think they're the best communications minions out there but fall just that little bit too short in every department, let's get ready to ...

Burn wrote:
Slamdown 2010
Level 3
2 per side

Autobot
"Finally ... The Rock ... has come back, TO IACON!"
The Great One is here and he wants you to layeth the smacketh down on ALLLLLLL those Decepticon candyasses! You know it's your role to bring those tag team titles back to the Autobots, so what in the blue hell are you waiting for?


Slamdown 2010
Level 4
2 per side

Autobot
"The excellence of execution"
Tag team glory awaits, prove that you are the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. Rise to the top and secure the tag team championships for the Autobots. Rumble and Frenzy inferior, Eject and Rewind superior!

Are these really parts of the mission texts?

Feel free to write your own if you don't like it.

I mean come on, it was a long weekend, Mkall said if we wanted new missions added we had to have them in by Monday, shut up and enjoy the Cybertron Inferno texts.

Burn wrote:Feel free to write your own if you don't like it.

I mean come on, it was a long weekend, Mkall said if we wanted new missions added we had to have them in by Monday, shut up and enjoy the Cybertron Inferno texts.

Did you get docked cool points for turning them in late?

SOME of us have written missin text......maybe you haven't noticed?

I've noticed. But someone should knuckle down and write them for all level brackets. Goddamn slackers!

15 year old wrestling stuff 26 year old TF stuff whats the difference? I suppose at least Hulkamainia isn't running wild...

Burn wrote:I've noticed. But someone should knuckle down and write them for all level brackets. Goddamn slackers!

Hey, my mind is full of so many things......i'll get to writing them down for at least 4-5....maybe....hrmmmmm

Sustain wrote:15 year old wrestling stuff 26 year old TF stuff whats the difference? I suppose at least Hulkamainia isn't running wild...

Clearly you don't watch TNA.

Need one of the tag team ones where the text is "Garhz Zambah namnam Nahg Ahhk'z bra!nz!!.....INDEED!"

Raphael Prime wrote:Need one of the tag team ones where the text is "Garhz Zambah namnam Nahg Ahhk'z bra!nz!!.....INDEED!"

Zombie themed tag team missions ... hmmmm ...

Klatu Barata necktie...