Editor wrote:any chance at some point you can post up the mission briefs so we can see both sides of each? either here on on the wiki?
We'll do the Wiki thing later, for now though, the original uneditted (because of damn 50 character limits!) mission texts.
Slamdown 2010
Level 1
2 per sideAutobot"THE CHAMP IS HERE!"That pair of obnoxious Decepticons Rumble and Frenzy have thrown out the challenge for the 2010 Tag Team Championships. While we have better things to do than answer their challenge, Rewind and Eject believe otherwise and have already accepted the challenge on behalf of the Autobots. So it's up to you to get out there and win those belts for the Autobots!
Decepticon"And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!"It's on again Decepticons! Rumble and Frenzy present Slamdown 2010! The challenge was issued and accepted by those minion knock-offs Eject and Rewind. Work your way up the tag team ladder and claim the championship belts!
Slamdown 2010
Level 2
2 per sideAutobot"YOU'RE NEXT!"Eject and Rewind accepted Rumble and Frenzy's tag team challenge and it's been a slobberknocker of a fight as tag teams scramble to the top of the ladder to claim gold. Get into the thick of things with a partner of your choosing and bring those titles to the Autobots!
Decepticon"RUMBLE! GET THE TABLES!"Rumble and Frenzy's challenge was accepted, now it's time to check those Autobots into Smackdown Hotel on your quest for tag team glory. Eject and Rewind have gotten a number of Autobot tag teams together, throw them over the top rope and grab those titles for the Decepticons!
Slamdown 2010
Level 3
2 per sideAutobot"Finally ... The Rock ... has come back, TO IACON!"The Great One is here and he wants you to layeth the smacketh down on ALLLLLLL those Decepticon candyasses! You know it's your role to bring those tag team titles back to the Autobots, so what in the blue hell are you waiting for?
Decepticon"For the benefit of those with flash photography..."This totally reeks of awesomeness! Our fightingest tag teams have fought long and hard and are on the verge of tag team glory, just a few more chumpstains remain in your way from claiming tag team gold!
Slamdown 2010
Level 4
2 per sideAutobot"The excellence of execution"Tag team glory awaits, prove that you are the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. Rise to the top and secure the tag team championships for the Autobots. Rumble and Frenzy inferior, Eject and Rewind superior!
Decepticon"And if you're not down with that, we've got two words for ya ..."Are you ready? No, we said, ARE. YOU. READY?! Then, for the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching across the universe, and for Eject and Rewind who think they're the best communications minions out there but fall just that little bit too short in every department, let's get ready to ...
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