Well, it's very simple really.
Way back just when you humans were starting out. My dad decided to immaculately sex-up some lady, like he always does around every spring, and well nine months later I was conceived upon the world. Though I kinda felt bad for my step-dad, since I didn't look anything like him, he was always suspicious about my mom. But on the bright side, they did get some shiny-metals, and some incense out of the deal. Some snobs wanted to see me when I was born, so they brought gifts.
Funny story, later on in my life I ended up being picked up the soldiers over in Rome, they slapped me on a telephone pole on a hill next to a bunch of other blokes, I met this really nice guy, had pretty much the same story as me, funny as hell I tell you, though he looked at me funny when I asked if his dad knew my dad "Odin." But to make long story short, I busted off the telephone pol, stomped some roman legion ass and headed west.
Anyway, several thousands upon thousands of years later, I got interested in these robots that go from car-to-robot, and then around 1999 I found this site while searching the internet, showed up played HMW religiously for a bit, then started talking on the forums, then we fast forward to the present where I answered a thread about what brought us here and I insulted half the population by comparing myself to their lord and savior in a funny and poorly told story, which will go great next to my zombie jesus story around easter.
