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Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:19 pm

mine is the lazer collection 3. DR. OCTA MOTHERF**KINGGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! :grin:

News Credits: 2 · Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:41 am

RiffTrax. I've only seen a handful, but in almost all of them there's a point where I will nearly suffocate from laughing.

News Credits: 3 · Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:51 am

on tv- a news report. the journalist said "Mister johnson was arrested... Mister is is first name..." and i thought that was hilarious.

on the web-probably this

irl- an annoying guy at my house. my room mates arm reaching out of the darkness and one handed chokeslam. it looked like a black tendril lunging out of the shadows and strangeling the guy, before lifting him in the air and slamming him into the ground.

Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:53 am

youtube poops, robotnik videos by Boogidyboo, i love em! i laugh so much i stop breathing! and there are a few that are not by him that i like.

Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:13 pm

Name_Violation wrote:on tv- a news report. the journalist said "Mister johnson was arrested... Mister is is first name..." and i thought that was hilarious.

on the web-probably this

I saw something like this when George Herbert Bush was in office. The news reporter said they couldn't reach the President because he was quail hunting. He clarified the bird not the Vice President.

YouTube · Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:20 pm

The penguin beating elwood and jake in The Blues Brothers

News Credits: 2 · Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:43 pm

I can't name the funniest thing, there are so many but I always get a kick out of Lack of Social Awareness: Megaman. Don't worry, it's SFW.

News Credits: 402 · Updated Oct 21, 2022

Drunk (most likely) homeless man in his underwear, yelling at a shopping cart because it wasn't Jesus.

Seriously, Vancouver after 9pm is weird

News Credits: 3 · Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:12 am

Mkall wrote:Drunk (most likely) homeless man in his underwear, yelling at a shopping cart because it wasn't Jesus.

Seriously, Vancouver after 9pm is weird

QFT my friend. QFT.

I did see a fellow on Broadway yell to his friend in an alley (whilst peeing) "POLICE!!!"

The Pee'r then proceeded to turn around, hit a tree, knock himself out, fall backwards. ehem...Whilst peeing straight into the air on himself.

Unconscious.

Epic, win.

News Credits: 1 · Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:07 pm

It might be a bit cruel, but I saw a "large" man trip and falls on his back in Walmart a few weeks ago. After cussing the floors, WM, the employees and whatnot, he tries to get up and trips again.

Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:52 am

Oh I got so many funny thinks. But one was so hilarious, I wished that I could turn back time and film it XD

I was playing with my bro a bit Transformers - the Game on PS3. We made a race. Altmode Jazz vs Altmode Blackout. We used the area with Sam's home (I don't get the name yet XD) We started the race and I had to fly with Blackout along the street pathes not over the buildings. But I had the chance to fire at my bro. So he used his Nitro to catch up with me near the gas station and I fired a rocket at him. I missed him and hit the gas station. Jazz was captured in the explosion and I thought I could win, but then he flied up and hit me, so I crushed from the sky to. Burning and shocked we looked at the screen and saw that we both got killed at the same time XD

Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:00 am

Back in college, it was about 3 a.m. or whatever. Two friends and I just came back from... somewhere... anyway, we were exhausted. One guy just flopped out on the couch and I and the other guy were talking. Anyway, we turned to him, asked him a question, and he just lay there, paused and open-jawed, went HHNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHH!!???? It was the longest voweless word I've ever heard. Didn't realize he was practically asleep with his eyes open. Sounded like a zombie.

Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:16 pm

youtube poops, mostly morshu and weegee videos for me, i used to watch a lot of robotnik, but it's the same joke over and over again so i got sick of it.

morshu joins team rocket is one of the best poops i have ever seen

News Credits: 129 · Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:55 pm

One of my ex girlfriends has two kids.

So much for traveling the world now hunh bitch? :APPLAUSE:

And NO, I'm not bitter. I am spiteful. There is a difference.

Also, my wife is prettier, better educated, and a better cook than the previously mentioned stepping-stone.

News Credits: 3 · Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:09 pm

Counterpunch wrote:One of my ex girlfriends has two kids.

So much for traveling the world now hunh bitch?

And NO, I'm not bitter. I am spiteful. There is a difference.

Also, my wife is prettier, better educated, and a better cook than the previously mentioned stepping-stone.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

edit: hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

thats friggin hilarious

Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:06 am

I had seen a very funny scene which we had seen in the lots of movie. One boy is watching a girl and He accident with anything. I saw a boy who is watching a girl and He accident with the one car and that car's owner is that girl. He is driving the bike and he damaged her car.

Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:04 am

Try to image Ironhide (don't care which one - best one is from the movie) dancing to the song of the "bird catcher" of the "magic flute" (opera) or maybe the swan lake XD

That should be enough XD

Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:37 pm

When I was a student nurse, me and several other students were rolling an unwell patient. As we rolled said patient they had horrible diarrhoea, so we panned them.

After we panned them, we came to get them off the pan, one of the other students lent over, and out of her pocket slipped her cell phone and it landed squarely in the poop.

We all just stood there as she whispered "Oh... no" with a shudder of horror as the reliasation slowly dawned on her that the patient had ESBL (super poo bug).

THen the phone rung.

The ring tone: that destiny's child song (is it?) "I'm a survivor".

What made this extra funny, was this girl was someone very few people liked cos she was an arrogant prat, and she had been told on numerous occasions not to carry her cell at work.

So that was an 800$ phone totally wrecked! She wasn't even allowed to get the sim card out because of the infection control risk - it was straight into the biohazard bag!!

News Credits: 104 · Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:43 pm

Name_Violation wrote:
on the web-probably this

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:17 am

A few years ago, on a hot summer day, me and my ex went to a mall in Milwaukee. It was the typical hell of trying to find a parking spot on a busy day. The spot we found had one of those drinkable yogurt containers in it, so we pull in expecting the container to be empty. That was not the case, it was still sealed.

We hear a nice popping sound as 95 degree yogurt sprays all over the car parked in front of us, which happened to be an Escalade. We sat there laughing for about five minutes before we went to find a different parking spot far far away. I kind of feel sorry for the other cars owner, but I still laugh about to this day.

Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:43 am

LOL XD That really is stupid destiny

Like when my sisters and I made some cookies last weekend XD She wanted to say, that we should share the cookies with mum and dad, but she said then that we "cookies" should share the sugar with everyone. I laughed so hard, that I totally forgot the cookies and then one plate of them became stonen-like hard >_<'

Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:16 pm

Just Negare wrote:When I was a student nurse, me and several other students were rolling an unwell patient. As we rolled said patient they had horrible diarrhoea, so we panned them.

After we panned them, we came to get them off the pan, one of the other students lent over, and out of her pocket slipped her cell phone and it landed squarely in the poop.

We all just stood there as she whispered "Oh... no" with a shudder of horror as the reliasation slowly dawned on her that the patient had ESBL (super poo bug).

THen the phone rung.

The ring tone: that destiny's child song (is it?) "I'm a survivor".

What made this extra funny, was this girl was someone very few people liked cos she was an arrogant prat, and she had been told on numerous occasions not to carry her cell at work.

So that was an 800$ phone totally wrecked! She wasn't even allowed to get the sim card out because of the infection control risk - it was straight into the biohazard bag!!

ROLFMAO!!!! :lol: