The Energon Pub

Autobots=Team
Maximals=Family
Cons=Backstabbers
Preds=EXTINCT 50%, Found at the bottom of my BareFeet 50% = 100% DEAD
Need I say more.

zemper wrote:the only thing we'll be suckin' on is Decepticon jet exhaust.

:MAX:

Fxxed

DtreetViper2 wrote:Cons=Backstabbers
Need I say more.

Backstabbers!

I'll have you know only the ignorant are punished, sure the paddle initiation test turned some heads, and the rack torture for tardyness upset some people, but backstabbers?

At least we have the nerve to jump into a match we cannot win, just to reassure the next guy in line that there death can be a little easier.

And maybe, just maybe, we WILL win the day, and Cybertron will be ours!

But in all likeliness, we propably would stab SOME people in the back Here's looking at you head-shot!

DemonWolf wrote:Only you Preds suck! I mean look at the map man you're wide open for an attack by Me and 2 of 3 of my roommates. We are still trying very hard to get MaterCroc to join a differant team

Awww can't you attack the Predacons without your room mates holding your hand?

Uncrazzimatic wrote:

DemonWolf wrote:Only you Preds suck! I mean look at the map man you're wide open for an attack by Me and 2 of 3 of my roommates. We are still trying very hard to get MaterCroc to join a differant team

Awww can't you attack the Predacons without your room mates holding your hand?

Maybe he just likes to hold their hands. Leave the guy alone

:MAX:

Galvatron Primal wrote:

Uncrazzimatic wrote:

DemonWolf wrote:Only you Preds suck! I mean look at the map man you're wide open for an attack by Me and 2 of 3 of my roommates. We are still trying very hard to get MaterCroc to join a differant team

Awww can't you attack the Predacons without your room mates holding your hand?

Maybe he just likes to hold their hands. Leave the guy alone

:MAX:

Oh ok, but only because you made me laugh.

Stabbing people in the back is the way to defeat enemies to stupid to understand that war is more than fighting

Go Bot or Max if you want fight with honour...
and get your heads blown off as you futilely try charge us down.
___________

Stabbing people in the back successfully requires skill and planning beyond "go attack them over there"

Go Bot or Max if you think tactic's are a sweet and a strategy is a layer in the ozone.
___________

Go Con if you've got the intellect and the skill, we'll take you in, show you what you're doing wrong and what you're doing right, we'll show how to improve your Good Guy Arse kicking abilities by over 110%

make the smart choice, Go Con in V2

JoeFish wrote:Stabbing people in the back is the way to defeat enemies to stupid to understand that war is more than fighting

Go Bot or Max if you want fight with honour...
and get your heads blown off as you futilely try charge us down.
___________

Stabbing people in the back successfully requires skill and planning beyond "go attack them over there"

Go Bot or Max if you think tactic's are a sweet and a strategy is a layer in the ozone.
___________

Go Con if you've got the intellect and the skill, we'll take you in, show you what you're doing wrong and what you're doing right, we'll show how to improve your Good Guy Arse kicking abilities by over 110%

make the smart choice, Go Con in V2

I've said it before and i'll say it a gain the con are the only democracy here! there are no heroes here with us you don't step forward the rest steps back and then laugh at the poor fools Misfortune thats what make us cons great! long rule the cons

JoeFish wrote:Poking people in the back is the way to defeat enemies to stupid to understand that war is more than fighting
___________

Poking people in the back successfully requires skill and planning beyond "go attack them over there"
___________


Go Con if you've got the intellect and the skill, we'll take you in, show you what you're doing wrong and what you're doing right, we'll show how to improve your Good Guy Arse poking abilities by over 110%

fixxed.

i didn't know Cons were so much like "Brokeback Mountain"-types, but hey, to each his own. LOL.


and yeah, this time i must vehemently agree with a Con, "poking" people in the back substantially requires skill and planning and even maybe a wee bit of intelligence - i mean, there's not much of a hole in there...isn't there?


*ROFL*

:MAX:

JoeFish wrote:Go Con if you've got the intellect and the skill, we'll take you in, show you what you're doing wrong and what you're doing right, we'll show how to improve your Good Guy Arse kicking abilities by over 110%

No way, if someone has intellect and skill, then they are way to overqualified to be a con

Yoru Ookami wrote:No way, if someone has intellect and skill, then they are way to overqualified to be a con

oh wait, so us Cons continually managing to outdo our opposition despite being almost permanently out numbered is a sign of stupidity now?

That must be some new form of Maximal logic...

If you can't tell your arse from your elbows, Go Maximal in V2.

They can't find either with a map!

zemper wrote:some rubbish

Are you going to start being rude about our mums to? because your really doing your "clever" look credit... I don't think you guys could make Con recruiting much easier.

JoeFish wrote:

zemper wrote:some rubbish

Are you going to start being rude about our mums to? because your really doing your "clever" look credit... I don't think you guys could make Con recruiting much easier.

Not to mention that "pokeing good guys in the back" would imply that he was on the recieving end...

You guys make this way too easy for me...

You're one sick little bunny Whisper

That is funny and wrong all bundled up into one disturbing package.

Innocence Proves nothing!
Power dose!
join the best of the best and forfill your dark side in the blood of the fallen
join the cons

Anyone want to recruit me?

Must have a join date of 2005 or earlier to apply.

I for one would like to have you in the con side but unfortunately my join date fails to meet the criteria.

Omaga red wrote:Innocence Proves nothing!
Power dose!
join the best of the best and forfill your dark side in the blood of the fallen
join the cons

How does being covered in the blood of your fellow con help fulfill your dark side?

Yoru Ookami wrote:

Omaga red wrote:Innocence Proves nothing!
Power dose!
join the best of the best and forfill your dark side in the blood of the fallen
join the cons

How does being covered in the blood of your fellow con help fulfill your dark side?

blood is the currency of the dark god! and it dosen't mean covered in blood it simply means to spill blood in the gloury of the cons Bwahahahahahah it also covers up damage and scares maximals

Alright.

The Maximal thread has been locked at the request of the creator.

Now, that would be a victory in our eyes, but seriously, the problem of spamming on that page got WAY out of hand.

I'm not saying that I'm innocent in all this, but I only occasionally popped in as the irritating Decepticon, eager to sway others to our cause. But soon, everyone else started to spam the thread, went WAY off topic, and now it's been locked.

I don't have a problem with retaliations on this thread, hell, I'd encourage anyone to wage their argument here, but let's not make an encore of that last thread. It's a shame it got locked, I enjoyed reading everyone's views on the matter and only made some retaliations to the thread, but if what happens there happens here (which is likely to happen as the Maximals have nowhere else to spam but here), then I WILL follow suit.

Maximals, you're welcome to post here, I've no problem with that. But everyone, regardless of your faction, watch your tongues or lose your right to speak here.

You have been warned!

EDIT: A new topic as been started, but this argument still stands, so watch it!

I probably should keep an eye on my Maximals in here to make sure they don't go overboard. It also seems that our old thread was going against the Cons more than anyone else. Maybe that is because we see you as the biggest threat or at least the most outspoken. In this stage of pre-V2, being vocal is anyone's best weapon.

Okay, if everyone wants to post on the Maximal forum, then I think a bump is more than necessary.


Fellow Decepticons!

This war is nearing an end, and we will inevitably emerge as the victors, against all the odds, victory is finally within our grasp.

So I ask, all of you that are not among us, you fought well and valiantly, but your efforts have been for nought. As a result, I implore all of you to come join us.

All of you that have turned Predacon, you may side with us but you are not among us, so we will show you no mercy.

All of you that have turned Maximal, you are nothing more than a disgusting half-breed race, and as such do not deserve to live, so I'll be more than happy to assist you in your eventual destruction.

And to all you that have turned to the Autobot's, as usual, see you on he battlefield, for that will be the last time your optics see anything ever again!

You know that we are the logical choice, on our own we can achieve victory, together, we can achieve domination!

Sign up now!

For the Decepticons!

I might give this a try, and I'd like to join the Decepticon faction. I'd like a little advice though if I may; do you think I should join now or wait for the reset?

Tekka wrote:I might give this a try, and I'd like to join the Decepticon faction. I'd like a little advice though if I may; do you think I should join now or wait for the reset?

Well nobodys choice is final until the reset so use the time between now and then to consider your options, that way whichever faction you choose you will be more sure of your choice than if you picked one spur of the moment.