Function: Battlefield Segregation Policies
Rank: Private First Class
Theme Song: Johnny Rebel - "N****r-hating Me"
It's a worm! A train! No, a GIANT MUTANT LOBSTER DECEPTICON!
Lobstercon was the brainchild of the finest lobotomized Autobot scientists, and the self-proclaimed son of Optimus Prime. Until he was destroyed and rebuilt by the Vindicticons, that is. Optimus denies that this transgression of nature and technology was ever an Autobot. Most 'bots think it's all a big scam set up by Megatron to make them pity the poor thing. Or Galvatron, depending on what year this is. Either way, this giant purple menace will creep under your skin... Or just skin you outright, whichever works better. Maybe he will just skin himself, for the shock value alone. Shame he doesn't have skin. He is secretly jealous of the Pretenders for theirs, and by jealous I mean really pissed off. He also hates anything that transforms into a car, because they remind him of his mother. The fact that he doesn't actually HAVE a mother, atleast not in the traditional sense, is irrelevant. When you are this ignorant, it doesn't matter anyway.
Lobstercon's recent battles
MISSION HISTORY
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ARENA HISTORY
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> COMM LINK: ONLINE
> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
> STATUS: STABLE ☑
> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...
> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."
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