Okay, maybe this is all just stupid, but if Kilowog being finished by his own transformed ass isn't funny, then none of these battles are:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=4143
And Again!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=63416
I upgraded him just in time - Ones beat twos, 2 on 2!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=70401
The 7th was an all around good day for the team, "Million Dollar Mystery" and all:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=25708
5 beats 7, one on one:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=426360
Finally beat the Crudgle, 2 on 2! With no alt-mode, their stats are about even despite 1 level of difference:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=436911
And beat the Crudgle 1 on 1! BUT, it was clearly luck that his opponent got in just one ram, a distressingly similar pattern to many of Redsnipe's losses:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=468354
"Backdraft defeated THEIR OWN ASS" is whole reason I did this. Now I can die happy:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=176811
51,700 might just be its biggest victory ever:
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=377196
53,648 beats it out, though:
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=392220
Just a funny mission, is all:
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=157011
7>8+9! The two-medic exploit:
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=30506
IDR it fighting another Sharkticon before, this just ended up being a funny match:
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=40908
3/26/2025, outnumbered 4 to 1, 8>6+8+8+4!!!!
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=325699