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TEAM SUMMARY
Team: WarPorn Industries [RDD]
Energon: €2,707,443
Total XP: 97,701,717 xp
Decepticon

PERFORMANCE SUMMARY
Mission: 75%
Arena: 55%
Kills: 18118 (1.02 per day)

WarPorn Industries [RDD]

"WarPorn Industries: united as one, divided by zero"
Commander: Psychout
Allegiance: Decepticon
Sub-faction: None
Members: 12
Energon: €2,707,443
Donations: €1,313,000
Total XP: 97,701,717 xp
Average XP: 8,141,810 xp
Average level: 5

Team members

Character
Tech Specs
Rank
Location
Cassette
Psychout
Level 837,991,627xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
185 Active (Idle)
10 7 10 10 5 9 0 2
Battle Ambulance
Mal Practice
Level 714,624,701xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
262 Active (Idle)
10 6 10 6 2 7 0 0
Praying Mantis
Parasite
Level 714,108,159xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
263 Active (Idle)
10 4 8 6 0 5 10 3
Sharkticon
Chompy
Level 59,253,160xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
282 Active (Idle)
10 0 10 8 0 5 0 0
Rabbit
Zombi Cheerleader
Level 56,269,815xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
302 Inactive
10 0 9 4 0 6 0 2
Toaster
Nemesis Wheelie
Level 55,276,569xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
312 Active (Idle)
10 0 9 1 0 6 0 2
Porsche 935 Turbo
Evil the Car
Level 53,842,905xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
367 Inactive
10 0 8 2 1 5 0 2
Starfighter
Darth Burnius
Level 41,816,005xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
450 Inactive
9 0 5 1 0 5 0 2
Semi Cab
Primal Fear
Level 41,451,714xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
481 Inactive
8 0 6 2 0 5 0 2
Tank
Hard Wired
Level 41,237,674xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
495 Inactive
9 0 4 2 0 5 0 0
Tenticled Creature
Tetrahydrocannabinol
Level 4968,845xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
N/A Inactive
8 0 5 2 0 4 0 2
Futuristic Car
Hazard
Level 3860,543xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
537 Inactive
9 0 5 0 0 0 0 0

About WarPorn Industries [RDD]

WarPorn Industries
Taking the last shred of dignity the Heavy Metal War had and selling it on eBay.

WarPorn Industries are a Decepticon team in the Heavy Metal Wars and are one of the commanding units within the outlying warrior clan, the Renegade Decepticon Dissidents.

Preferring to be referred to as a corporation, WarPorn Industries is chaired by the scheming Decepticon cassette reject Psychout and aided by his sadistic Medic partner Mal Practice. WPI have many interests but all unite under a single purpose; Prolonging the great war, where they make their fortune in energon as entertainers and industrialists, zealots and playboys, and like it that way.

The public face of WarPorn
Modelling themselves heavily on the ethically-devoid media giants of planet Earth, the corporations enormous industrial facility and off-shore tax-haven resembles a gigantic seemingly dilapidated industrial facility situated on the RDD warmoon Neo Kaon. With their entertainment facilities legendary across the planet, WarPorn Industries in the past have led hunts, tournaments and created micro-wars within wars all in the name of having a good time and raking in the energon. Believing in showing the best face possible at all times, Psychout ensures that all those who sign up to follow his Master are supplied with the very best of everything - from refined energon upon demand to the fluffiest pillows left in their personalised CR Chambers. They make a great point of not taking the war seriously, fully aware as they are that should peace break out across Cybertron their income would dry up in an instant, and try to ensure that all around them have as much fun as they do.

It is also widely rumoured that the public entertainment arm of WarPorn Industries is a mere front, and their commanders light-hearted and outgoing demeanour hides a dark secret that few outside the Decepticons are aware of. What most aren't aware of is just how dark this secret could be.


The truth about WarPorn
Few have been allowed to set foot inside the vast facility where WarPorn Industries hide themselves away, but those who have been given that privilege tell whispered stories of the opulent luxury and wealth that they have witnessed, rumoured to be far beyond that which is possible from the mere spoils of war. It will never be known exactly which stories are true or planted by Psychout himself, but whilst the compound does indeed contain a factory it is but a cog in the greater machine, the true nature of the facility is far more sinister. Enthralled by the will of the Necronomitron, the members of WarPorn Industries collect souls for their master, the auditor of sparks and keeper of the 'masterlist'. Fuelled by an insanity brought on by millennia of imprisonment and now under Psychout's strict control, the bringer of death has been tricked into an eternal pact; to aid Psychout in extending the war indefinitely and grant him the power over life and death. Using a combination of mechanical necromancy, illegal enhancements and experimental mind techniques alongside good old fashioned smelting equipment, graves are looted, empties are harvested and the occasional contract collections are abducted and either brainwashed into servitude, their bodies used a vessel for an undead horror, or they are smelted down and recycled into armaments and equipment to be sold on the black market.
In return for this callous abuse of his power, the unhinged Necronomitron waits in his cranial imprisonment harvesting the extinguished sparks for his forces of the damned, laying in wait to strike down the living and usher into existence the reign of the undead.


WarPorn Operations
Media
The 'public' and most widely known arm of WarPorn Industries. All the teams public operations converge here under the watchful eyes of the Zombi Cheerleader (with her pet Sharkticon, Chompy,) Evil the Car, and Nemesis Wheelie, collectively the youngest members of the squad. It is the job of these three to ensure that those inducted into the way of WarPorn learn the true delights of joining the team only when they are truly ready. They use whatever means are required to keep its secrets intact, and it is from here that the all invasive and public entertainment facilities of the WarPorn media empire is controlled, for the good of all the masses.

Also found here is the giftshop, which takes all forms of energon payment (no refunds).

Industrial
The lower-key recycling operation of WarPorn; making regular trips to the war torn wastelands of Cybertron collecting the dead and wounded that litter the planet, bringing them back to the factory and sorting them by their usefulness like cattle. Those who are strong of mind or body are sent for processing into the Necronomitron's service whilst the weaker acquisitions are forcibly smelted down and used for fuel, materials and, on one memorable occasion, wallpaper. The luckiest ones are the those that die, for they will join the Masters army and be free. Two vile overlords, Primal Fear and Hard Wired oversee the factory and its raw materials processing with an adamantium fist, viciously putting down any insurrection and enjoy their work with a soulless passion passing these wretched creatures on to their fate with a callous glee.

Union membership is punishable by death.

Scientific
Directed by WarPorn's well known technological necromancer, Mal Practice, he and his vile creations - Tetrahydrocannabinol and Parasite - work secretly and in the shadows. The most repulsive of the WarPorn Industrialists, as well as being accomplished engineers all three are dark practitioners and drug refiners responsible for giving the active team members the edge in combat, be it through illegal substances, organic enhancements or just invoking the darkest of infernal empowerments and cursing their subjects to an eternal unlife as unwilling, soulless decaying automatons. These mechanoid vivisectionists care nothing for those who's upgrades they are amputating, what creatures they summon or how much anguish they cause, only that the Master is kept happy and that the boss still approves their astronomical expense claims.

PPE only supplied on request.

Cultists
In the darkest recesses of the WarPorn Industrial Facility and Recycling centre lies a hidden crypt. Within that crypt lies an altar, and upon that altar lies a handful of ancient gears and cogs. It is through these items that Psychout truly gains the power of his captive dark-deity. Hazard, the last surviving cultist of the Necronomitron prior to its entrapment on a forgotten asteroid, tracked Psychout down and, realising there was no hope of immediately releasing his Master, pledged his service to WarPorn Industries. In return the scheming cassette charged him a great task: To take both Psychout and his second, Mal Practice, to unlock the power of these artefacts, thus bringing the true power of the Necronomitron back to the living realm (and under the control of Psychout himself).
He named Hazard as his Cardinal and gifted him with an ornate dagger crafted from the gears and pistons of the Necronomiton itself. Now, using this sacrificial knife, Psychout pierces the spark of those who he dedicates to his dark god whilst calling upon the Necronomitrons power, and each victim brings he and his 'corporation' one little step closer to returning the Auditor of Reality to his rightful place at the top of the universe, and he as his new master...

This is the closest guarded secret of the team, as Psychout is fully aware that even most of his fellow Decepticons would shun him should these dark acts become common knowledge, therefore Hazard keeps his true identity shrouded and his secrets hidden from all, especially to his allies and team mates...

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