Blaster shows Hot Rod some new moves!

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

What did you say about my "slow, imobile" alternate mode?

trailbreaker says:

“What did you say about my mom ??”

weebot17 says:

Blaster: Hehe... hey Hot Rod, let's see far the barrel of this gun can go.

MagnusLabel says:

(high pitch) Woooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

RatchetJazz says:

Haha looks like blaster showed him to much

Crashcomet says:

B: See? You can really feel the music this way!
HR: Music...riiiiiight...

Zeedust says:

You know, going through the UCC archives, it's amazing how many pictures are variants on this theme...

Roadshadow says:

Blaster: Uhh...yeee-ah, you like that, don't ya?
Hot Rod: WTF!? Get the ---- off me, you humping radio!

trailbreaker says:

Blaster - "Give me back my wallet !"

juggaloG says:

As soon as I scramble your brains...PERMANENTLY..with my electro-scrambler here, I'll be the rightful leader of the Autobots, which I deserve! I got ripped off in the Marvel comics, but I'll make the TV show have a VERY different ending!

MiGrAinE says:

Blaster: "Can I get a reach around?"

Zeedust says:

Hot Rod: "Wake me up when the sodomy jokes are over."

Blaster: "Well, if we have THAT long, I'll take a nap too..."

shockwave_inoz says:

BLAST: "Hey, hey! Now I've got you right where I want you!! Care to see MY version of Hot Rodimus?!" RODIMUS: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BLAST: "Okay, okay - take it easy, I

Zeedust says:

Rodimus: "Nice one, Blaster. Real graceful. Mind gettin' up now?" Blaster: I.... I can't." Rodimus: WHAT?" Blaster: "I think I broke something when I fell on you." Rodimus: &a

Anonymous says:

Methinks the Autobots don't have a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

Anonymous says:

I would post something kinda funny about this image... but it's too easy... ah... what the hell...

Blaster: Do you mind? We'd like to be alone!
Hot Rod: Yeah! Mind your own damn business!

Dark Nemesis Prime says:

Give it back! Optimus sent me to take back the Matrix that you keep taking. He also said to take it by any means necessary!

Shadow Fox says:

Blaster- Damit bitch, quit squirming, your gonna take it prison style and like it!!!

Anonymous says:

uh....ahh...oh yeah!!

SilverStar says:

HotRod: Blaster I'm not gay now GET OFF!! Blaster: You too are a gay admit. HotRod: Give one good reason why I'm gay and for not shutting you in the frigging head. Blaster: Cause I got pictures off you with Ultra Magnus. HotRod: DAMN YO

Anonymous says:

Blaster: I've been sent by Transformers fans world wide so I could blow your punk ass away and make sure you NEVER become Autobot leader? Hot Rod: LEADER?? You must be having me on!

Anonymous says:

blaster- hold on rodimus, there is something written on your back- MADE IN JAPAN.

SilverStar says:

Springer: See I told you he was cheating on you! Springer show Ultra Magnus a picture of Blaster on Rodiums. Ultra MAgnus: NOOOO!!!! It's NOT TRUE!!

Anonymous says:

Hot Rod: OOF!! Blaster, you can get off of me now. ...Blaster? What in the Pit are you doing?

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Arcee's coming, time to put on my fake Hotrod disguise....

gLOVES1000 says:

Rodimus"so thats how doggie style is done"

Zu Darkness says:

Blaster on top of HotRod need I say more

Anonymous says:

My mama say, boobies are the devil....Right.

Anonymous says:

Blaster: you can't go there
Hot Rod: she needs me and I'll save her because I love her and I'll never give up on anyone
Blaster: Hot Rod

Anonymous says:

I'm the master of stealth.

Broadside says:

You see anything Arcee can do I can do better!

Anonymous says:

Hot Rod: Blaster, get off me or I shall kill you.

yo says:

R: Uhh, Blaster? The Decepticons stopped shooting about ten minutes ago. You think that maybe you could get off now?

Bruticus says:

Blaster: "Heh heh . . . I'm BLASTER! Heh heh!"
Rodimus Prime: "Sorry, Blaster, it just doesn't work. Now get off of me and I'll show you why they call me RODIMUS PRIME."

Zu Darkness says:

Umm Blaster why is your gun Jabbing at my backside

Anonymous says:

This gives a new meaning to "new moves"

Anonymous says:

Hotrod: Please be gentle..

Anonymous says:

Rodimus was stunned when he turned around to see that Blaster was morphing into Skeletor.

PlasmaRadio says:

Hot Rod: "Now who is gayer than ultra magnus?"

Anonymous says:

is it...is it in yet?

Chrono says:

*shsss* i promise i'll still love you in the morning.

Anonymous says:

You know, relationships that start in emergency situations like this never work out. They've done studies.

Anonymous says:

hot rod if i hear you say one more thing about me not having a cd player.....

Anonymous says:

"Hot Rod, don't transform or I'll be stuck in your tailpipe !"

Anonymous says:

Hot Rod: *uncomfortably* Blaster, are you sure this is what Prime meant by improving my "one on one" fighting skills?

Starscream K'dash says:

hotrod: BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!!!!!!!!!

z says:

Blaster: You like that doncha? Doncha??
Hot Rod: Oh yeah... oh yeah...

Hot Rod says:

are you sure this is how to recieve the matrix

Anonymous says:

You got 5 seconds to give me back those baby pictures of me or Ill decorate the floor with your brains!!!
Hot rod: blow it out your hole you overatted tape dispenser!!!!!

Anonymous says:

BLASTER: "Let me see if I can reach the Matrix this way!"

Anonymous says:

HOT ROD GOT BACK!!

Anonymous says:

Hot Rod "I want to be on top next time"

Anonymous says:

"you like that don't you..say you like it or I blast you"

Firestorm says:

For the last time, Hot Rod- Give me back my NRG CD and you won't die.

Galvatron says:

Blaster: Oooh

Hot-Rod: -Wakes up- JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE F*@&!!!

Blaster: Oh ermhm!..Sorry. I was just trying to..

Hot-Rod: SHUT UP.

Anonymous says:

Stick it in my pipe !

Anonymous says:

Hot Rod says: Hey now,watch where you point your other laser,buddy...!!

APOLLO says:

Blaster "In the comics I was the Autobot Badass, as I would have been in the cartoon if yo'punk ass never showed up."

mouse says:

Blaster takes "got your back" abit too far.

Anonymous says:

"Too much lovin'! Too much lovin'!!!"

Vector Sigma says:

"Where's my money bitch?!? You'd best have my money!!!"

astrotrain's first friend says:

*hotrod about to be shot by Dirge when Blaster pushes him out of the way* Blaster: dude you should watch your back more often! Hotrod: Blaster thanks but could you get off me?!

Anonymous says:

And Hot Rod decided it was best to think happy thoughts of puppies and kitties...

Anonymous says:

Welcome to &*$%@ OZ!

Anonymous says:

Welcome to *&@$% SHAWSHANKE!

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Did you pack any Vassaline for this Hot Rod?

Anonymous says:

Rodimus:"Ihope nobody gets a picture of this."
Blaster:"Yo, bro, you ashamed of our love?"

Anonymous says:

HR: "dude, get off me dude."

B: "is this so bad hot rod? IS IT?"

HR: "now dude."

Rodimus Major says:

blaster and hot rod
the new cast members
of "queer as folk"

Anonymous says:

Hot Rod:"Dammit, Blaster, at least kiss the back of my neck when you do that!"

Anonymous says:

"THE AMBIGUOSELY GAY DUO"

Anonymous says:

. . . and Hot Rod bites it just two yards shy of a touchdown . . .

Anonymous says:

pssssst..hey hotrod, i forgot to tell you i have synthetic herpes

Sledge says:

Right in the tail pipe!

Sideswipe says:

Blaster:ooops I forgot the rubbers
Hot rod: Aw crap. Gee I hope Arcee doesnt see this

Anonymous says:

squeal like a pig, boy!

Dynamus Prime says:

Hot Rod: GET THE #$@% OFF ME, YOU CRAZY TOURIST!!!

Anonymous says:

Hey Hotrod, wanna see my Big Gun

Sledge says:

Blaster -- "Give me back my ARMADA collection!"

DEVASTAT0R says:

"Blaster, are u even thinking of me?" "Of course i am soundrod! I-I mean HOTWAVE! $#@*!"

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Give it to me baby!

Anonymous says:

HotRod: "Get off me Blaster. Get of.. *Thud* OO HEELLLOOO! You feel like Prime"

Anonymous says:

So I learned this massage trick from a nice little honey in Iacon...

Jeremy says:

blaster: hotrod dam it stand still this wont take long all i have to do is stick this nediel gun up your bumper hole

Anonymous says:

Blaster time-travels back to the year 2005 and tackles Hot Rod moments before the impulsive lad interfers with the last duel of Optimus Prime and Megatron, thus preventing one of the greatest blunders in Transformers history. Hot Rod: Blaster, what are yo

Anonymous says:

I know were on the same team but damn!!

Anonymous says:

Hot Rod: Get the hell offa me Blaster!
Blaster: Not until u say "who da man!"

Mr. X says:

OH! Child Rape!!

Anonymous says:

where is my crack, bitch?

Anonymous says:

Blaster, could you please stop watching Smackdown?!

gr8kingrat says:

Blaster: You want me to put it where??

Anonymous says:

Hot Rod, this is your second time-out since your first appearance...

Anonymous says:

Hey, lighten up, bro! This is just something I learned from watching Smackdown! :)

Anonymous says:

Id like to move hotrod,but i think i got one of my inputs,stuck in your output!

Kevinus Prime says:

BLASTER! You only use dead guys as a sheild! Wheeljack is over THERE!

Homer says:

Blaster: Why do you have so many claw marks on your back?

Hot Rod: Blaster...I got a confession to make about me and Steeljaw...

Soundblaster says:

Hot Rod(distressed): I think it moved. OH GOD, I think it moved!
Blaster:Yadda Yadda Yadda...

Anonymous says:

Nice tale pipe hot ROD!!!

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Man, where did I put that can of WD-40?

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Hot Rod? why does it say Galvatron was here?

Anonymous says:

Found your contact lens yet?

Anonymous says:

http://www.goatse.cx ...the aftermath!

Spark says:

Pssst ... Hot Rod, have you heard of this thing called ... lubricaant?

Savannahtron says:

Blaster :Is it there yet?
Rod : Damn it for the last time, IT IS IN! DO you want me to stop?
Blaster : No, it is just, you know, about my whole "Am I bigger than your last lover?"

Anonymous says:

...and I put in a Barry White tape, all for you baby, all for you...

Anonymous says:

ever seen deliverance?!?

Chee-toy says:

Blaster: Just be still Hot Rod!! I almost got that "Shoot me!" sign off your back. Another shot should do it.

Anonymous says:

Hot Rod:BLASTER WHAT THE F*@# ARE YOU DOING?
Blaster:given you a tune up! :)

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Oke Hot Rod on three we jump up and kill all the humans that made jokes about us being gay got that?

Hot Rod: Gotcha.

Spiderman says:

I told you to stay down! move another circuit and your dead!

Arioch says:

Now you know why they call me Blaster!

davewelttf says:

Blaster: Damn it I hate it when Rodimus naps in the middle of a battle!

Anonymous says:

Hot Rod: Umm Blaster I knew we were friends but im not ready for this kind of relationship right now.

Anonymous Iggy says:

Alright, Blaster. But the next time we impersonate turtles in heat, I get to be the male!

Anonymous says:

We want me to believe THIS is on the Billboard Charts????

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Dumbass, this Is for Prime.

Spiderman says:

Blaster: o.k, so you stick your cock in, then you put it in and out. its just like masturbating.

Anonymous says:

BLASTER:HELP! HOT ROD and I ARE MAGNETICALLY SEALED! HOT ROD: CURSE YOU,MAGNETO!

Black Arachnis says:

blaster,when I said I wanted a tapeplayer I meant one for my carmode.
NOW GET OFF ME BEFORE I RIPP YOUR INTERFACE OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR OWN TAILPIPE!!!

Dynamus Prime says:

Blaster catches on to the new "dirty dancing" craze.

Anonymous says:

"TILL ALL ARE ONE!"

Anonymous says:

I agree Blaster, you have the longest of them all!!

Anonymous says:

hey, how do you like my "HOT ROD"

Anonymous says:

Blaster, those better be quarters in your pocket.

BZArcher says:

Pimp Daddy Blaster is on top of it!

Anonymous says:

me give you hot ass sex.. im a lesbian goddess named blastara.. now give me your sweet sweet ass!

Chee-toy says:

Hot Rod: Oh yeah... little more to the left. Blaster: Ya know, you really need to find someone eles to give ya back rubs.

Anonymous says:

hotrod:are you sure this is what they called a universal greeting?
blaster:sure!now stop squirming around!

Anonymous says:

Hot Rod: Uh Blaster... GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!!!!!

Shermtron says:

can i check and see if steeljaw is up in there?

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Ha! Caught ya thief!! Now give me back my exclusive Unicron Prototype!
Rodimus: Up yours Blaster!

Anonymous says:

Blaster: sorry about that Rodimus, I tripped, now whats your battle plan. Rodimus.....Rodimus?
Uho

FortMax says:

Blaster: Who is the leader of the autobots, bitch, who is the leader!!!

FortMax says:

This is blaster blastin at ya

Anonymous says:

okay now if can...just... get his micro chip...there, now I can know what turns arcee on. SCORE!!!!

magnaboss says:

Blaster:Time to show you the real "hot rod."Hot Rod: Well thats just Prime.

Anonymous says:

Blaster: Hmm....Rodimus is out cold....Bet if I act quickly...I can grab the matrix and become BLASTER PRIME!!!

Sentinel Prime says:

Blaster time-travels back to the year 2005 and tackles Hot Rod moments before the impulsive lad interfers with the last duel of Optimus Prime and Megatron, thus preventing one of the greatest blunders in Transformers history. With his rifle, Blaster then

Anonymous says:

"I think it moved."