The Ultimate Caption Contest

Bombshell reacts to watching another episode of “The Masked Singer.”

Mar 9, 2022

*Bombshell lies in his own vomit, completely out*
Kickback: I TOLD you not to get that drunk, dude.

May 12, 2016

Hey - holy crap!
ugh... *laying on the ground*
Dude, did someone shoot you- *sees the vomit he's laying in*
Help... *hurls for 5th time* Can't... get... up... *6th time* help... *7th*
Soundwave! We have a situation! *goes to his knees* And I think it'

May 11, 2016

ultraprime0914 says:

Ughh i feel like i'm gonna barf nuts and bolts

Apr 12, 2016

DedicatedGhostArt says:

Bombshell has been friend-zoned.

Mar 2, 2016

trailbreaker says:

"Cosmic Rust all over my nipples!"

Dec 11, 2015

Zeedust says:

"My sticker's falling off! Quick, go get the Reprolabels before someone sees me like this!"

Aug 18, 2012

Sideswipe619 says:

Bombshell: uuuuuuggggggh I shouldn't have eaten shrapnel and rumble
Kickback: why?
Bombshell: they hate each other

Aug 9, 2012

peacethroughtyranny says:

Kickback: hey Bombshell OHHH MY GOD!!

Bombshell: (barf all over the floor) g..g..go get Soundwave

Kickback: what happen
Bombshell: GO GET SOUNDWAVE NOW!!

May 30, 2012

Evil Eye says:

I can't believe it...My best toy is a 3rd party product...

Mar 19, 2012

BeastProwl says:

Bombshell: AHAA! AHA! HE JUST...RAN OUT THERE!
Kickback: Were's Shrapnel?
Shrapnel: Rout 66 huh? Wonder why they call it tha-

Dec 11, 2011

#Sideways# says:

"If I puke in this helmet..."

Dec 8, 2011

darth_paul says:

Kickback: What's up Bombshell?
Bombshell: I read somewhere that Coca Cola can dissolve the head off a nail and I didn't believe it so I drank some and now it's dissolving my inisides! ARRRAGGGHH!

Apr 18, 2007

hot rod 907 says:

WHERE THE HELL IS THE PEPTO BISMAL!?!

Apr 9, 2007

Dclone Soundwave says:

Kickback:"What's wrong with you?"

Bombshell:"My stomach hurts, but I don't even have a real mouth to put the food in. I'm so confused!"

Aug 16, 2006

bringo says:

Ah..oohh..wwheez..
Now I know why they call you "Kickback"..

Aug 4, 2006

Minicle says:

Bombshell: Ooo! That's the last time I play the Cello.

Kickback: ?

May 16, 2006

Starazor says:

If Skywarp ever makes dinner again, remind me to get takeout.

May 11, 2006

snavej says:

Bombshell: I shouldn't have put that cerebro shell in the supermodel's head. Now I keep feeling her barfing up breakfast, and lunch, and snacks, and dinner, and more snacks, and supper, and...

Kickback: So turn it off, fool!

Bombshell: Ma

Apr 19, 2006

starscream_the_eternal says:

Kickback: "What's wrong Bombshell".
Bombshell: "I've got heartburn again."
Kickback: "Regular episodes of heartburn could be a symptom of a bigger health problem called
chronic acid reflux."
Bombshell: "Rea

Apr 11, 2006

The_Kirby says:

I need some anticid

Apr 2, 2006

Unknown says:

something inside me........... aaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!
(alien bursts out) i knew i shouldnt have had the special.

Apr 1, 2006

Stormshadow says:

Kickback: No no...
(Bomshell spews)
Kickback: ewww, wait...where did you get carrots?

Mar 30, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Kickback: What's wrong, Bombshell?
Bombshell: Dammit...I always knew 5 bean burritos and 12 Big Macs would lead to one hell of an indigestion...

Mar 29, 2006

Korium9 says:

You said you loved me!

Nov 16, 2005

luevanoalx says:

KICKBACK:BOMBSHELL,WHAT'S WRONG..WRONG....
BOMBSHELL:ME NO QUIERO TACO BELL.......

Aug 8, 2005

Zeedust says:

He can drink hydrochloric acid without so much as being gassy afterwards...

Diet Cherry Vanilla Doctor Pepper, on the other hand, almost killed him.

Aug 1, 2005

Demonic Femme says:

Starscream (off screen): "Now! If anyone else wants me to blow a hole through their chest, be my guest!"
Kickback: "Oh no!no!"
Starscream: "Then GET TO WORK!"

May 29, 2005

gauthic_angel7680 says:

bombshell: oh sh*t here comes the big one. mexican food is coming back to haunt me. was it the lsd or the pot i ate... rippppppp.
sharpnell: run away.

Mar 7, 2005

Predagade says:

Bombshell:ME BOMBSHELL HATE GRIMLOCK. FIRST HIM TAKE BRAIN NOW HIM HIT ME HARD. ME BOMBSHELL HATE GRIMLOCK
Shrapnel: What is wrong with you?? wrong with you??
Kickback: He had one too many cerebro shells for dinner last night

Feb 22, 2005

Screambug says:

"Ooh...a pretty bad heartburn from too much buffalo wings!"

Jan 27, 2005

Armbullet says:

bombshell you need to stop pruging

Dec 9, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

That's the last time I eat Thundercracker's cooking!

Nov 1, 2004

commander setinel says:

AAAHHHH to much tacos

Oct 14, 2004

Marv says:

Whatsamatter buddy? Ate a little too much Autobot Base again?

Oct 13, 2004

cipher98 says:

Bombshell:Spark Attack! Kickback call 911!!

Sep 4, 2004

Zeedust says:

Bombshell: "Wild bean vines... Hard to digest..."

Kickback: "Oh no, I've seen how this one ends. I'm outta here."

May 29, 2004

trailbreaker says:

Bombshell after having a Big Mac attack....

May 5, 2004

Zeedust says:

Bombshel: "Bwahaha... ahaha... HAHAHA!"
Kickback: "What's so funny?"
Bomshell: "Shrapnel got hit in the head and thinks he's Waspinator! How's THAT for irony?"

Jan 6, 2004

Zeedust says:

Bombshelll: "Primus in a stasis pod...."

Kickback: "What's wrong now?"

Bombshell: "They've got us listed on eBay as 'Incesticons' again..."

Kickback: &q

Jan 6, 2004

prim says:

hey that pizza we had yeah iam starting to get indigestion

Nov 21, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Bombshell,"Oh god I feels so empty inside." Kickback,"You too?"

Nov 10, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bombshell: Ohhhhh, god...
Kickback: I told you not to eat that 8 day old cherry pie!

Oct 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

After the previous episode of WWE Smackdown, Bombshell found and ate what was the same tacos with Eddie Guerrero's "special sauce" that The Big Show ate! Now Bombshell feels like he has to go to the toilet!

Oct 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

hey...your tatoo came off, why won't mine...HELP, get it off, mom is going to kill me.

Aug 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

bombshell- wow you're right kick back, thansk to jenny craig, i can finally see my feet.

Aug 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bombshell : "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA !!!!"
Kickback : "Oh come on, it wasn't that funny."

Aug 14, 2003

Alphatron2k3 says:

Com'on Bombshell Armada isn't that bad you need to upchuck you lunch.

Jul 24, 2003

Zeedust says:

"Ugh... Figgin' Carbolite jellybeans..." (This one's based on a true story, folks...)

Jul 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bombshell: That is the LAST time I ever eat at Taco Bell's AGAIN! (pphrrt)
Kickback: Primus, that just reeks.

Jun 22, 2003

Nightshadow says:

Ohhh..... I knew I shouldn't have eaten Megatron's five-alarm chili!

Jun 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Note to self: NEVER, EVER drink Megatron's "Carrot juice" again.(see picture "Megatron's ultimate weapon" picture)

May 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bombshell: Damn worthless stickers, keep peeling off.

May 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dam, high engreon fuel.

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bombshell : Ah ha ha ha ha! That's a good one, Kickback! Except the version I heard had a priest and a nun instead.

Apr 23, 2003

Ten-Four says:

"After a night of too much high-grade energon, thou must kneel before the commode and pray to the porcelain Gods." Kickback 12:01 am

Apr 20, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Oooh....that Ex-Lax's kickin in...... I'll be right back!!

Apr 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

It's Bombshell's time of the month.

Apr 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bobshell just saw ARMADA. Now he'll REALLY be scarred for life.

Mar 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bombshell just saw "Batman and Robin." He'll be scarred for life!

Feb 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ugh.... don't EVER try Megatron's cooking...

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

bombshell- hey kickback when did i eat that?

Jan 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Kickback: It was not that funney!

Dec 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Go to denny's he said! the foods great he said! well Up yours shrapnel!!!!!!!

Dec 6, 2002

Manchester Devil says:

Bombshell: I should've known eating bricks was a bad idea!
Starscream: ha, ha, ha!

Nov 18, 2002

gabriel says:

oHHHHHH!!!!!! C O N S
T I P A I T I O N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 16, 2002

Kickback says:

Kickback, now where did you say those porto-potties are again? (darn tacos!)

Nov 11, 2002

Sledge says:

Kickback -- "I have some Mylanta right here Bombshell"

Nov 11, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

Alas, Bombshell was one of the many victims of the Nauseatingly shaky camera in "The Blair Witch Project".

Sep 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bombshell learns that there are no plans to include him in "Armada".

Sep 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bombshell: Argh! my space-heart!
Kickback: Okay, you are never watching Gundam Wing again!

Aug 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

Kickback: Almost to the bathroom, Bombshell, almost . . .
Bombshell: *Puuuuuuuke!*
Kickback: *Sigh* Too late. -.-;

Aug 22, 2002

Stacey says:

Bombshell: I need a TUMS the size of a hockey puck.

Jul 23, 2002

Anonymous says:

Whoaahh... that nova power core is giving me heartburn! That is, if I have a heart!

Jul 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bombshell: I think I have heartburn.

Jul 1, 2002

Omega Supreme says:

Bombshell:Oh man I really have a bad case of acid diahorea,that does it no more unleaded energon for me.

May 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bombshell reacting to this weeks Fear Factor

May 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bombshell tries to conceal it from his insecticon brothers, but he always starts to cry at the end of Titanic.

Apr 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Kuchh BULLs&pound;!t!!Kuchh BULLs&pound;!t!!

Mar 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

The Xenomorph! It's trying to get out! Where's Sigourney Weaver?!

Feb 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

Kickback: Bombshell I told you that tacobell would upset your stomic! Bombshell: Shot up Im fine...... Awwwww god I tink it's coming out the wrong tail pipe! Kickback: Bombshell I been meaning to ask you? What the hell is that on your head...

Jan 30, 2002

Galvatron Z says:

Kickback: "Ummm is that thing on your head what I think it is?" Bombshell: "Shut up! It's just a bad haircut!" *Oh God, he knows!*

Jan 27, 2002

Silverwolf says:

Bombshell has a poor reaction to Kickbacks account of exactly what he and Megatron had done the night before.

Jan 18, 2002

Stelartron says:

KICKBACK: And so I says to the guy, that's no Sharkticon, that's my wife, wife!

Jan 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Announcer:Please support World Vision NOW and help these ,poor,hungry people from third world countries for only A dollar a day.

Jan 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

"you should've seen yourself, kickback. I had no idea i could have so much fun with those cerebro shells"

Jan 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

ACK!!.. My .. Heart.. *thud*

Kickback: I got dibs on his wallet!!!

Dec 26, 2001

Unknown says:

your sternum punches do hurt like heck

Dec 25, 2001

Unknown says:

Bombshell: I could sure use some of that Pepto Bismol right now!

Dec 18, 2001

Anonymous says:

BOMBSHELL:That Bin Laden tape looked so corny,I HAD TO LAUGH! SHRAPNEL:There, there.

Dec 14, 2001

Anonymous says:

Me no feel good... damn tacos... *moan*

Dec 12, 2001

Unknown says:

ahhhhh!! the invisabel autobot!!

Dec 12, 2001

Unknown says:

Bombshell: I knew I shouldn't of ridden on top of Star Scream.....

Dec 6, 2001

Jackpot says:

"And THAT, my drunken, vomitous comrade, is why faceplates are a bad idea."

Nov 28, 2001

Anonymous says:

HEART BURN AGHHHH!!!! wait we don't have hearts.... KICKBACK: then what the hell r u doing? shrapnel: I'm posing for these seibertron.com losers to make fun of us.

Nov 25, 2001

Anonymous says:

I souldn't have ate that week old chili last night. Damn, what you do sh!t yourself

Nov 23, 2001

Jackpot says:

"Heimlich maneuver? Do you realize what that would look like to those Seibertron.com jerks?"

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

Uhh the pain!
Whats wrong!?!?

I'm not like other boys.

Every time there is a full moon I become......a teenage werewolf!!!

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

A couple of Tums tablets, and you'll be okay!