The Ultimate Caption Contest
Bruticus blows up!!!
134 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Bennington1234 says:
Why Megatron transfered the Combaticons personality components to new bodies.
Shuttershock says:
The new third party Bruticus MIGHT have some quality control issues.
Skywarp64 says:
"Damnit, I KNEW I should've paid more than 5 bucks for that new chestplate!"
Octocon says:
A failed attempt to increase the speed of the combaticons' dissengaging systems.
SoundMaster1 says:
Bruticus-DAMMIT! I knew I shouldn't have swallowed those 573 raisin bran muffins!
Skywarp-0h...so that's where all the lazatives went...
Dragonoth says:
Onslaught: "Combaticons, merge into Ruination! I mean Brut…" *BOOM*
Ever since, some superstitious Transformers refuse to say "ruination".
Swerve says:
Starscream: Oh, sucks to be him!
(Looks over and sees megatron with arms folded in disapproval)
Starscream: I... I bet the Constucticons can probably buff that right out...
Dclone Soundwave says:
Oh, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that bean & cheese burrito............
Rebirth Megatron says:
Megatron: BRUTICUS IS DEAD!!
Starscream: You're an idiot Megatron. *shows Megatron a piece of Bruticus*
Megatron: Made in Mexico? IT'S A KNOCKOFF, WE HAVE BEEN TRICKED!!
Onslaught: Our plan has worked brilliantly, SNEAK ATTACK!!!
Scatterlung says:
A just as all the Decepticons leapt out to wish Galvatron a happy birthday, he spun on his hill and opened fire on what he believed was the most immediate threat
Tiedye says:
Today in Iran there was another suiside bombing. Luckily no one hurt but the dumbass who blew himself up.
Ccampbell23 says:
The only time in the history of the world, that the extended service plan wasn't a complete rip off.
Octocon says:
*megatron radio call* bruticus report the jets report that your exploding!
Bruticus: "megatron urm no, seriously it just a exostructure wound! woosy jets"
SiriusPrime says:
Bruticus: "You fools! If I can't have the last golden ticket, no one will!"
DeltaSilver88 says:
Onslaught: "No, Swindle! I told you to..."
SHRAKABOOOOOOOOM
"...Take.. your... stuff someplace... else... ZORK...KZZZIIIiiiIIIRRRRrrrr" *stasis lock*
Shadow of Lio Convoy says:
Starscream: OMG they killed Bruticus!!
Megatron: You B*****ds!!!
Road Turtle says:
Megatron, "PULL!"
Bruticus, BRA-BOOM!
After every defeat, Megatron relaxed by using his gestalts as clay pigeons.
Road Turtle says:
Megatron, "Brilliant Starscream! Why build them out of the most advanced military technology available, when you can use abandoned rusted-out WWII vehicles instead? I suppose this time you'll be using a fleet of Model-T chassis for your next ges
Myriagon says:
It was this turn of events that prompted the beast wars leader Megatron to find new technology to put his soldiers back toghether and have them live on in the next episode... until he killed them himself.
Unknown says:
Brutius: "you can't destroy me I'm destine to take over cybertron; with my new attatments. After that he explodes. Just then his debrie lands on cybertron when with small writting that states "Made in Taiwan"
tomaxxamot666 says:
ONSLAUGHT- "What's this red button for?"
BRAWL- "no, no, no....not the red button!!!!!!"
Fireblast says:
I told Michael Bay and Don Murphy it states in my contract I'm not going get blown up.
Dragonoth says:
The boss of stage 5 of the G1 video game that was never produced gets pwned.
lenjr says:
"Time to test out my cool new upgrades! This is going to be so bad ass"
"GO GO GADGET OIL SLICK! Oh...snap."
Octocon says:
Bruticus trys to find away to speed up his seperation protocols. (but messes it up)
snavej says:
Those young Pakistanis told me that it was just baby milk but no, it was liquid explosive!
snavej says:
Bruticus exploding with rage and hate, just after seeing the superior Energon Bruticus. Out of shot, Menasor laughs but he hasn't seen Cybertron Menasor yet!
snavej says:
Bruticus: I knew I shouldn't have tried to fight Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson AND Arnold Schwarzenegger! Damned script force got me blown up right good!
Atamus says:
American components, Russian Components, Decepticon Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
spider_j says:
Galvertron decided to stay with Windows 98 instead of upgrading to Windows XP.
The results were....regretable...
Death-Ray Charles says:
YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!!1 OH WHY!!!???? YOU BLEW IT UP!!!!
CynicalFailure says:
After seeing his reputation tarnished at the hands of cheap knockoffs and humiliating remakes, Bruticus decided to end it all!!
snavej says:
Starscream: Bruticus, disobey Megatron!
Bruticus: I obey. Wait, does not compute! Does not compute! Does not compute!! KAAABOOOOMMMMM!
Roboto750 says:
Actually, this isn't Bruticus at all. This is one of those darn cheap knock off transformers 2 minutes after being removed from it's box.
Dex Antares says:
Sideswipe had always been known for his underhanded and inventive combat techniques, but by stuffing a potato in Swindle's exhaust pipe, he truly redefined the term "devious."
Zeedust says:
The Fallen always did his best to ignore the fanboys, but they kept resorting to more and more dreastic means to get his attention... Some even tried to look like him, with predictable results.
Velos says:
Bruticus: Now I know what happens when you try to hold in a fart, and sneeze at the same time.
City Commander says:
An advert for eating healthy food:
"This is what happens when you don't eat vegetabels. You do eat your vegetables, don't you? DON'T YOU?!"
transformerguru says:
Fembots are not the only beings that cannot handle Austin Powers mojo...
Roadshadow says:
Onslaught, who was drunk one day, accidently shoved a ten-ton hydrogen bomb straight up his ass.
The results here are self-explanatory.
Roadshadow says:
Bruticus: Now I know how Unicron felt when his body was blown up! It hurts like a motherf***er!
Pokejedservo says:
Nothing says having a really bad day until you spontaneously combusted into little pieces huh?
Death-Ray Charles says:
SUNNUVA B**CH!!!!!! YOU GODDAM MOTHER f****ERS!!! YOU BETTER F**KING HOPE THAT I NEVER GET F**CKING PUT BACK TO-F**CKING-GETHER!!! OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR ***** AND FORCEFEED IT TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!
THOR THE GOD says:
bruticus:oh no i never should hve had that mexican food boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Rolling Thunder says:
Megatron: Sigh, they just don't build Decepticons like they use too.
Soundwave: I blame outsourcing.
Immortal Starscream says:
Starscream: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED BRUTICUS!
megatron: YOU BASTERDS!
shockwave_inoz says:
"Ohh, damn that was one hot curry - I feel like I'm going to..."
KABOOOOOOM!!!
other diners in unision: "cheque please!"
(What? You haven't seen 'Spaceballs'??)
snavej says:
Is your super-advanced city-smashing super robot malfunctioning? Apparently, it's not unusual. Write in to Consumer Watchdog and we'll campaign to get you compensation.
This is shaping up to be worse than the unstable 4x4 scandal!
snavej says:
Blast Off based his Earth design on the NASA Space Shuttle Challenger. It wasn't the best idea he ever had.
Roux says:
Swindle: Remember Brawl, don't activate our self destruct device when we've merged.
Brawl: Right, activate our self destruct device when we've merged.
Swindle: No!
New Omen says:
Bruticus soon learned that the Earth vehicles the Combaticons where built from didn't have the structural integrity to go into space.
Autobot bubbs says:
Martin the Martian: " where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering Kaboom!"
Megatron: " wait for it.... THERE!"
Martin: " Oh my... that is much better."
teejimusprime says:
michael bay: OK CUT..ok lets try that again
bruticus: i know i should've gotten a better agent..or atleast waited til the sequel
dabattousai says:
Unicron: Destiny..you cannot...destroy...my...destiny!
Director: CUT! Bring in Bruticus
~Film Crew setup bombs all over Bruticus' body~
Director: And.....ACTION!!!
~Bruticus Blows Up!~
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!
Director: CUT! That's
Damolisher says:
"And as we can clearly see, Megatron did not have UNICRON'S armour, but rather, Bruticus's.
teejimusprime says:
New reporter: today we've learned that robots can aswell spontaniously combust.
Bruticus: %&*#@%#!@^%#!$#*^!%#(!%#^!%#^!%#@ :(
BOOOOOM
Rebirth Megatron says:
It was at this point that Swindle realised buying used fuelpacks in bulk was probably a bad thing.
Ratbat says:
[[Megatron speaking to Starscream]] This is only an illusion to make the Autobots THINK we've actually destroyed Bruticus.
