The Ultimate Caption Contest
Car racing to Transformers: The Movie

59 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Ratbat says:
Now THIS is what I call ironic: We're passing by a movie theater that's showing TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE...and we're being chased by Arcee, who happens to be IN that movie!
bringo says:
Where is that guy drivin? On the crosswalk? Whoa. In fact where did he come from..there's a buliding there? What the hell? His he in the middle of a u-turn? what the hell?
Ratbat says:
Someone sure is in a hurry to see the animated blockbuster, TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE.
Ratbat says:
Subliminal message to all Transformers fans:
Get ready for TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE! It starts playing August 8, 1986 at your favorite theater; so be sure to be there! You'll love it!
Kamakaze Thrower says:
Obviously, this proves how goofy and insane the earlier Transformers cartoons were. \
The managed to rip off the Flintstones...
gauthic_angel7680 says:
Daniel thinking to himself: Sh*t Arcee promise to f**k me all night long if i get her some Viagra by 9 o'clock. I just have to make there in time.
Daniel snort a half of gram of crack and lays down the gas to the floor.
Tails says:
Hydrolics (the long forgoten autobot on his radio with his agent):Holly Crud I'm late for my big premier....what......I'm not in it?... THEY EDITED ME OUT!!!! WTF those *&^%(*@#!!!
Soda Pop Kurtis says:
Michael Moore (in Pink Limo): Hah, that ought to show those Disney morons. No one will ever suspect that we are really showing Fahrenheit 9/11 instead of Transformers: The Movie.
Minicle says:
Passerby: Hey! Theres an "S" missing of that Banner!
Another Passerby: Thats, not very funny...
Mosaic says:
Passenger: Hurry up! I heard they're re-doing one of the scenes, and having Wheelie get eaten by those Sharkticons!
Nightshadow says:
Guy in the Car: Hey isnt this transformers? then why are we going to transformers the movie...
Zu Darkness says:
Driver: Who hoo!!! Transformers the Movie. *makes Radical turn*
Driver: Whoo hoo!!! I'm driing on two wheels just like any Autobot would do right now "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD
*SCREACCCCHHHH!!! CCCCCRASHHHHHH!!!*
Driver: Damn
kaoslord says:
Dead End: I'll show them... Leave me out of the movie. I'm gonna ram every thearter in town...
Ratbat says:
A lot's happened to me in the past few days: I turned sweet 16, took my driver's license exam, passed it with flying colors, got my driver's license, and even bought a car! Now, I'm gonna drive myself to the theater and see [i]Transfo
Ratbat says:
The next showing of Transformers: The Movie will be in one hour. But in the meantime, I'll cruise the streets in this neighborhood--and show off my ride! :)
Powermaster Jazz says:
Husband: No wonder they're showin' Transformers here. It's a Transformers movie theater.
Wife: Watch where yer goin' you moron!
CRRRAAASSSSHHHH!
Newspaper reads: HARDCORE TRANSFAN AND WIFE KILLED IN CRASH. CAR CO. AND HASBRO FACE LA
Galvatron says:
DRIVER:"Odolay amigo! Check out my hydrolics esay!! ARRRIBA ARRRIBA!!! I can bounce! Aye corumba holmes! Let's go watch a movie!"
Anonymous says:
Yes, even adults and teenagers are looking forward to seeing Transformers: The Movie! :)
PlasmaRadio says:
Finally, proof that Transformers the Movie didnt go straight to an aircraft near you.
Anonymous says:
Beavis: It sucked when Optimus Prime died in Transformers: The Movie. Butt-head: But it was cool when that purple Galva-dude killed that lil' wuss Starscream. Beavis: Yeah. That Starscream had an annoying voice. He sounded like a girl. Both:
star_sabre86 says:
Jazz: bout time there was a transformers movie. I wonder whos gonna be in it
Optimus Prime: I think they make me die in this one...who's stan bush? and why is that annoying song still playing?
Anonymous says:
Transformers:The Movie,or Lido wow That is a hard choice.What do I go see?
Anonymous says:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO THE HELL COVERED ALL THE WINDOWS IN THE CAR WITH WHITE OUT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Anonymous says:
Driver of Car- Is it just me or does that van over there look like Ironhide?!?!
Ironhide- Ah damn! My cover's blown!
Anonymous says:
Decepticon:Pimpatron:Function:Pimp:Moto"My bitch better have my money" He cruises the hood the baddest player there is and if his bitchs don't make with the green he provides them with his patented Cybertron bitch slap!Secretly
Pokejedservo says:
Yes folks even Tommy Vercetti is a fellow TransFan as well, who'd knew?
Anonymous says:
Hmmmmm...it's the official debut of Transformers: The Movie! Speaking of Transformers...my boss, Megatron, gave me orders to steal as many cars as possible! He promised me--and my brothers--a cool million dollars.
Anonymous says:
[Driver of car] Hey, I'm just in time to see the animated blockbuster, Transformers: The Movie! Hopefully, there'll be an empty seat with my name on it. :)
Anonymous says:
[Teenager in passenger seat of car] Hey!!! There's a theater! And it's playing the really-cool Transformers: The Movie today! Let's go see it, pleeeeeeease!:)
Anonymous says:
"Dude slow down your going so fast I'm missing so many ultimate caption contests."
Anonymous says:
Holy crap! That's me in the blue suit coming out if TF:TM back in the 80's.
Anonymous says:
Hmmm is it me who is seeing things, or is it the car they put all wrong onto the background??
Anonymous says:
In this new version of grandtheft auto, you get to transform your vehicle and go on a rampage, killing assorted gangs.