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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Carly, Spike and Blaster at a concert

Carly, Spike and Blaster at a concert
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Ravage XK says:

Spike: You like this crap? Gah!!! Its over,we are through. It feels good to say that. You are such a pain. Oh, that band on your head, ARE YOU 12. Mind you, I have yellow Boots so I can’t talk. I've changed my mind, lets stay together.

Carly: What you

Mar 17, 2016

DedicatedGhostArt says:

Spike: Man Carly, the Newsboys just don't seem as good as they used to be.

Feb 28, 2016

trailbreaker says:

Thanks to TicketMaster charging a "convenience fee" of $25 a ticket, Spike and Carly are in the crap seats.

Mar 12, 2013

Evil Eye says:

Spike...Behind you...It's Alexis!

Mar 20, 2012

Flame Cheetor says:

Carly:Will you marry me?
Blaster:Of course I will!
Carly:I was not talking to you Blaster!

Jun 19, 2006

Ratbat says:

I'm glad Carly and I brought you along, Blaster. You get to enjoy the concert in total anonymity!

Apr 10, 2006

Unknown says:

"Blaster, just start recording! We're NOT gonna get in trouble, no one will notice!"

"I dunno, Spike... I saw that episode of 'What's Happening' where Rerun got busted taping a Doobie Brothers concert..."

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Mar 29, 2006

Unknown says:

Psst....get lost Blaster...I can't score with you hangin around all the time !!!

Mar 29, 2006

JPrime says:

Spike: This song is way better than that cheesey rock song Jazz and Blaster always play.

Mar 7, 2006

SilentBlaster says:

Spike:HA Kid Rock sux.
Carly:WHAT!!!!
Spike:I SAID KID ROCK SUX!
Carly:WHAT!!!!!!!!
Spike:I SAID KI....AW FORGET IT!

Mar 6, 2006

Fananga says:

Spike - Galvatron just got put down by Simon Cowell
Carly - Well duh, who told him he was good enough to Audition for Pop idol.
Blaster - Ha look, hes crying

Dec 26, 2005

Fananga says:

PA System - Just to remind you folks, using any type of recording or camera equipment is illegal and you may be escorted from the premesis or arrested.

Spike and Carly Duck down as the Reflector trio are removed from the building.

Dec 26, 2005

archangel_tears says:

Spike: Please don't tell me the guards are coming this way. Are my eyes dialated?
Carly: Blaster you can take me home any time you want.
Blaster: Spike is at it again. I keep telling you to stop smoking Angel Dust, you snort it not Smoke it.
Carly

Nov 27, 2005

luevanoalx says:

SPIKE:YOU THINK WE'LL GET CAUGHT FOR SNEAKING?
BLASTER:WILL YOU SHUT UP...WUSS I CAN'T HEAR.
CARLEY:WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU!,WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU!....I JUST LOVE YUNA....

Oct 16, 2005

Soda Pop Kurtis says:

Why in the blue hell are you clapping, Carly, they are only playing the same damn cheesy background music!!!!

Oct 6, 2005

Pokejedservo says:

Spike: Uh guys how did this band called Lion know about the Transformers?

Blaster: Duuhhh... I dunno... (Whispering in his communicator) Jazz, their on to us run!

Oct 3, 2005

Byrerprime says:

Carly: "Guess what Bumblebee told me about his backseat?"

Spike: "Uhm, does Bumblebee even have a backseat?"

Blaster: "You of all people know he does."

Carly: "He told me his backseat's getting sore, and yo

Oct 2, 2005

Lela Tragus says:

Spike: Who knew Starscream was so good at kareoky?
Carly: I think he's up to one of his Decepticon tricks again!
Blaster: I'm digging these beats..

Oct 2, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"I could do that."

Carly,"You could win at American Gladiators? Yeah okay right."

Oct 2, 2005

Dragonoth says:

Carly: I want a hot dog this big.
Spike: There's one over there!
Blaster: That's no hot dog, it's Buzzsaw in disguise!
Spike: *blinks* So that's why we never see him.

Oct 1, 2005

Castle74 says:

Hey Carly, this boombox is kinda big to lug around. Maybe you should start thinking about investing in an MP3 player or maybe an Ipod?

Oct 1, 2005

-Soundwave- says:

Spike: Look Vanilla Ice is the opening act!!

Carly: Oh my GOD now this concert really sucks.

Blaster: Don't mind me I am just going to shut down.

Sep 30, 2005

Ravage XK says:

Carly: " Dont look now but the girl in the pink top is taking a dump and.... HEY!! Wheres my PSP gone!!!?"

Spike: " I threw it at that guy over there, you know the guy just out of frame."

Blaster: " I cant believe you agreed

Sep 30, 2005

Ravage XK says:

Carly: "Look at them, they are tiny! The whole bands only this big."

Spike: "No Carly, they are just far away."

Blaster: "We always get the cheap seats."

Sep 30, 2005

saiyan_prime says:

Spike (pointing at Janet Jackson): "Carly, why can't your wardrobe malfunction like that?"

Carly: "Don't you remember what happened at last year's New Year's Eve party?

Spike: "No. I passed out"

Carly

Sep 30, 2005

Hi-Eye-Q says:

Spike - "Carly, can you believe someone lobbed an egg at Maiden!"

Carly - "RUUUN! TOOOO! THEEEE! HILLSSSSSS!"

Blaster - "Ruuun For Your Liiiiffffeeee!"

Sep 30, 2005

DeltaOmega says:

Spike: Have you seen this week's before Carley girl?

Sep 29, 2005

Dr Buffalo says:

Blaster: So apperently in this movie, Optimus dies and, I get eaten by a planet. Then, some wird car named Hot Rod and a female auto bot go dancing with a giant robot of Robert Stack, after he gets blown up by Lenoard Nimoy and everyone dances with the gu

Sep 29, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Bruce Lee has come back from the grave!

Carly: Never fear! With my powers of Girly-Fu, I will send him back to his eternal rest!

Blaster (thinks): Why did they have to get involved with amateur dramatics?! These impromptu rehearsals are so

Sep 29, 2005

trailbreaker says:

"Carly, the girl dressed in red next to me looks like she needs to take a dump."

Sep 29, 2005

trailbreaker says:

"Hey Carly! Ashlee Simpson sounds just as crappy from up here as she does on the front row!"

Sep 29, 2005

LeafsFan2005 says:

Spike: Carly, hon, Blaster says he's seeing some kind of subliminal message in this hear concert. Don't look.

Carly: Megatron is the coolest. Megatron is the coolest. Must serve Megatron and his benevolent ways.

Blaster: Too late. She&#039

Sep 29, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"I was skeptical at first, but this Misfits / Stingers / Jem and the Holograms battle of the bands is pretty cool!"

Sep 29, 2005

snavej says:

Carly: Yes, I am blonde down there, and so is Blaster if you look under the plating. Now, can we discuss this at a less embarrassing time?

Sep 29, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: The next caption picture is coming. I can see it just coming over the horizon. Can you guys make out what it is yet?

Carly: A red shape and a white shape, with some blue and pink. It could be a crocodile in a forest.

Blaster (using superio

Sep 29, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Carly, "I can't let Spike know that I'm really Minerva from the future sent here to make sure that the Autobots can't properly dispose of Prime's body because I need Ginrai to find it several years from now and fuse with it to bec

Sep 29, 2005

Chaingun says:

Maybe I should have brought something a little smaller than my comically large boombox to bootleg the show with.

Sep 29, 2005

Dragonoth says:

Spike's boom-box is bigger than he is! Talk about livin' large!

Sep 28, 2005

Redfox1701 says:

Blaster:(whisper to Spike) I got to go. The Decepticons are attacking the base.
Spike: Carly look over there
*Blaster transforms and goes away
Carly: What happened to the cooler?
Spike: Um...I have to go to the bathroom *runs away*

Sep 28, 2005

crypto199 says:

Spike:Blaster, Soundwave sings better then YOU!
Blaster:Shut up,

Sep 28, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"Look Carly the Green Knight beat our Knight!"

Carly,"You know these Medieval Times theme'd restaurants put on a pretty good show, but I still don't understand why they can have radio mics wired to them, but I can't

Sep 28, 2005

snavej says:

Blaster expertly taps into the stage sound system and makes Fifty Cent sound very good for once. Autobot generosity knows no bounds.

Sep 28, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: I've just seen some nerds. I have to go and beat them up badly. Back soon!

Carly: Give those caption writers one for me!

Blaster: 'Give them one'? Is that a sexual reference?

Carly: Spike can decide what to do when he get

Sep 28, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"Oh man I can't believe it their laughing Buster right off the stage."

Carly,"Well what did you expect, we warned him that a musical stage production of 'Buster Witwicky and The Car Wash of Doom' was stupid."

Sep 28, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: It's time for our streak across the field!

Carly: I knew we should have got front row seats.

Blaster: I'll stay here and keep your seats warm with my enormous metal ass!

Sep 28, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: I asked the top physicists in the world how Blaster can shrink down like this.

Carly: What did they say?

Spike: They told me to call Alcoholics and Narcotics Anonymous.

Sep 28, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: I can't believe they crammed so many resentful negroes into one little Superdome!

Carly: Mesmerising.

Blaster: Is it normal to have this level of theft and violence? It feels like I'm trapped in a Decepticon terror-dome!

Sep 28, 2005

Castle74 says:

Ok, if Oprah is giving us cars....what do we tell Bumblebee?

Sep 28, 2005

LeafsFan2005 says:

Spike: I can't stand this Sylvia Browne woman. First she refuses to tell me what's gonna happen to my dad, then she says me and Bumblebee are gonna stop hanging out, but, and here's the kicker, she says me and you, YOU of all people, are go

Sep 28, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike," SCREW YOU CARLY I AM NOT CARRYING THIS HUGH ASS BOOMBOX BACK TO THE CAR! IT'S THE 80'S FOR GOD'S SAKE BUY A SONY WALKMAN!!"

Sep 28, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"Whooaaa look at the rack on that chick over.......ugh yeah maybe that was inapropriate to point that out when I'm on a date with you isn't it?"

Carly,"Sofa city for you sweetheart."

Sep 28, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"Wow I never woulda believed it if I hadn't seen it for myself, but A Flock of Seagulls is still touring. I'll be damned."

Sep 28, 2005

LeafsFan2005 says:

Spike: Hey, why is that guy on stage flipping me off?

Carly: He's not flipping you off, honey.

Spike: Then explain the huge "Spike Witwicky Sucks" sign behind him.

Sep 28, 2005

LeafsFan2005 says:

Spike: This is the last time I let you drag me to your monthly meeting of the Oprah Book Club.

Sep 28, 2005

LeafsFan2005 says:

Spike: So, Carly, explain to me why we're at this meeting of the People's Congress again? We're supposed to be Americans.

Carly: Oh, Spike honey, you know I'm a card carrying Party member of the American Chapter of the Chinese Commu

Sep 28, 2005

LeafsFan2005 says:

Spike: See, see the warning? They want us to keep it to a somewhat decent nature.

Blaster: You dolt, you're projecting your thoughts out of the scene.

Spike: But my finger is pointing at the word "warning".

Carly (thinking): Oh ple

Sep 28, 2005

LeafsFan2005 says:

Spike, Carly and Blaster attend the very first "Megatron and the Starscreamers" concert.

Sep 28, 2005

LeafsFan2005 says:

Spike: Look, I think the animators are on the way to draw in the guard rail for us.

Blaster: 'Bout time. I just don't think Sunstreaker can hold all these people back with his forcefield anymore.

Sep 28, 2005

LeafsFan2005 says:

Spike: Holy crap! Carly, it's some lawyers from the RIAA! They found out Blaster's been recording all these concerts we've been going too.

Blaster: Just knew I shouldn't have let Cosmos broadcast that last Metallica concert to the e

Sep 28, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike and Carly were very short lived as a couple when Carly's shameful secret came out.

Spike,"WHAT THE HELL? CARLY YOUR A GO-BOTS FAN!"

Sep 27, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"Hey this is the young Republicans convention. I thought we were going to the Meatloaf concert."

Sep 27, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike," Oh jeez Carly I think I pee'd myself. "

Carly," Again? "

Sep 27, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"The Gaithers kick ass! YEAH!"

Sep 27, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

Carly waches as the two blood crazed fighters trade wild punches..sweat beading, breathing heavily, their firm bodies collide againts each other...then she wanted Spike more than ever...

Sep 27, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Carly! Quit yelling for the Packers! IT'S A BASEBALL GAME!"

Sep 27, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"It's Bush! GET HIM!"

Sep 27, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"NOW I finally get good seats at the Superdome..."

Sep 27, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

Spike: "PSST! Someone's smoking pot!"
Blaster: "Be cool, man...(puff)"

Sep 27, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike," OH HOLY CRAP! There's Waldo! "

Sep 27, 2005

Zeedust says:

Spike: "See! I TOLD you that taking you to see Banenaked Ladies wouldn't be offensive!"

Carly: "That Creegan guy is mocking me, I just know it."

Sep 27, 2005

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Carly was too involved in the music to notice she was sitting three seats away from Aeris Gainsborough, even when Spike tried to point it out.

Sep 27, 2005

1337W422102 says:

"That's the guy! He's the one who shot Mr. Burns!"

Sep 27, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike," Whoa Edge and Matt Hardy just dove off that stage through the equipment!"
Carly...(in her mind)...Why God why do I stay with him?!
Carly,"Spike. We're done."
Spike,"W..W..What?"
Carly,"Look I've bee

Sep 27, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"Hey did you see that the beer guy just snubbed me?"

Carly,"Spike you don't even shave what makes you think your old enough to get served?"

Sep 27, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike," HOLY CRAP! That Battle Bot just got impaled on that spike from the floor! That was sooo cool!"

Blaster,"Ugh Spike that was Bumblebee."

Bumblebee,"ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......"

Sep 27, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"Man these John Edwards seminars are packed!"

Sep 27, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"Whoa did you see THAT the Burger King just intercepted that pass!"

Sep 27, 2005

1337W422102 says:

Spike: "Man, this emo concert sucks!"
Carly: "You're so right..."
*they both start crying*

Sep 27, 2005

Frobman says:

We'd better run! Those security guards know we're not gonna buy the cds for this concert later!

Sep 27, 2005

Raiden Gundam2 says:

Brown haired guy- Yo Blonde, whats with the robot thing it's kinda freaken me out. You know. Kinda freaky Ya.
Robot Ting-SSSSHHHH(statick)
Blonde-You got him on F.M. How come I'm blond and I'm still smarter than you! GOSH.
Blode-(turns

Sep 27, 2005

Light Blade says:

you see him, see the way he's curled up on the floor, that is brilliant time stalling

Sep 27, 2005

DeltaSeeker says:

Spike: Wow, isn't it amazing how high up we are?

Carly: Yeah, it's a case of vertigo just waiting to happen...

Sep 27, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Isn't this exciting, Carly? Hulk Hogan vs. Wheelie!

Carly: I'm on the edge of my seat!

Blaster: GO ON, WHEELIE! KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!

Sep 27, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Who'd have thought that audiences for the new Transformers movie would be so huge? They had to hire the New Orleans Superdome to accommodate the excess!

Carly: You are factually quite correct, Spike.

Girl in Pink: GO ON, RAMBO! KICK HI

Sep 27, 2005

Ultimate Optimus says:

Are ya sure it is a good idea to bring Blaster into the Concert?

Sep 27, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: At last, here come Simon and Garfunkel!

Carly: Head banging will now begin...

Blaster: Look out and shout! Owww!

Spike: What's wrong?

Blaster: There's a Fairport Convention tape tangled up inside me. I can't transform!

Sep 27, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: I will keep pointing at things until you forgive me, Carly. Those women on Seibertron.com mean nothing to me!

Carly: Please insert $1000 cheque for any kind of response.

Sep 27, 2005

snavej says:

Carly tries to play the bongos but Spike and Blaster keep interrupting her with their inane chatter about popular music.

Sep 27, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Where do you come from Carly?

Carly: Learn the facts of life, doofus!

Spike: I mean, what's your home town?

Carly: The Village of the Damned!

Spike: Which one? Ohio? New Jersey? Nevada?

Carly: The creepiest one.

Sep 27, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Hey, Carly! In a fight between zombies and Transformers, who would win?

Carly: Probably the company who wins the contract for reconstruction afterwards.

Blaster (singing): We do the mash! The monster mash! We do the mash! It was a graveya

Sep 27, 2005

snavej says:

Carly: This picture sucks.

Spike: Let's move over to that one with Inferno and Red Alert!

Blaster: Can one of you please drop me off at the Prime and Tracks picture?

Sep 27, 2005

Brakethrough says:

Neil Young's "Transformer Man" never had a better audience.

Sep 27, 2005

Brakethrough says:

Spike: See, See!? I TOLD you Huey lewis and the News can still rock the arena.

Blaster: That's the power of love, baby.

Sep 27, 2005

saiyan_prime says:

Spike: Look Carly, that weird girdle that Marilyn Manson wears helps him urinate on the crowd more accurately.

Carly: Ewwww.....you can smell it from up here.

Blaster: Hey Carly! He's got the same organic anomalies in his chest that you do!

Sep 27, 2005

saiyan_prime says:

Blaster: Damn, Spike. This band you call "Slipknot" sure is loud!

Spike: Quiet, they're about to play "People = Sh*t". That's my favorite. Carly, what're you staring at?

Carly: The guy with the decrepid clown mask

Sep 27, 2005

snavej says:

Blaster: The time has come for me to challenge Grimlock for the leadership of the Autobots.

Spike: Well, he's down there waiting for you, with the most enormous cannon I've ever seen! And a really naff crown too!

Sep 27, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: They're going to play the brown tone at full volume. Everyone will in the arena will crap their pants at the same time!

Carly: That's why we're here!

Blaster: What will happen to me?

Spike: No idea. Perhaps Ramhorn's

Sep 27, 2005

Colinus Maximus says:

Blaster: You guys weren't kidding about the Hasbro pannel being the most popular at this convention.

Spike: What's that they're holding up?

Carly (dropping binocolurs): Holy Primus! That art work for the Beast Wars comic is awesome!

Sep 27, 2005

Colinus Maximus says:

Carly: I can't believe you scored Super Bowl tickets.

Blaster: This halftime show rocks!

Spike: LOOK! Janet Jackson's had a wardrobe malfunction.

Sep 27, 2005

Colinus Maximus says:

Carly: I still can't believe I won tickets to this 'Monty Python' reunion!

Spike: Look! They're about to start the 'Dead Parrot' sketch!

Blaster: Beautiful plumage.

Carly: The plumage dosn't enter into it.

Sep 27, 2005

thexfile says:

blaster : wow that hurt , these battlebots are cool man... wow look out littel fellow...

spike : wow did you see that carly ?? was'nt it amazing ???

carly thinking : yeah woppy... this is the last time you chose our date...

Sep 27, 2005

thexfile says:

anouncer : hey do i have a treat for you fokes guges how i spotted in the crowds , say a big hi to Carly and Spike from the transformers and i eaven think that they brought blaster along...

spike : hey carly your on the jubotron

blaster : wow dude

Sep 27, 2005

JazZeke says:

Spike leans over to kiss Carly.

Blaster: "Hold up you two. Sparkplug sent me as a chaperone so you two don't get hanky."

Spike: "Oh yeah?" *throws Blaster off the ledge* "Now, where were we?"

Sep 26, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike," OH MAN! Look at the great seats Chip Chase got! He's so lucky being handicapped. "

Carly," Your handcapped too Spike, but they don't give you better seats for being lame in the sack. "

Blaster," OHHHHH SNAP

Sep 26, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike,"Hey Carly do you think that bulge he's sporting is real. Carly. Carly? CARLY?!"

Carly,".....(drool)......bulge..so....hypnotic......"

Sep 26, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Mysterious brunette in reddish dress, "Curses! I'm stuck here on a ledge with that snooty sweater vest touting Carly and her lap dog Spike! There's no aisle, I can't get away! Curse these discount nose bleed seats!"

Sep 26, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike," Holy crap is that Adolph Hitler?! "

Sep 26, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Mysterious brunette in the reddish dress, “Oh, if Spike would have only asked me to go to this concert instead of that stuck up hussy Carley! I bet he doesn’t even know I'm here! I know! I'll throw them both off of this conveniently placed

Sep 26, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Carly, "...if your bored and you know it clap your hands, if you're bored an you know it clap your hands, if your're bored and you know it and you really want to show it..."

Spike, "Hey look, they don't have an aisle eithe

Sep 26, 2005

Screambug says:

See how far we can fall? There ISN'T any railing to protect us!

Sep 26, 2005

Raiden Gundam2 says:

Hello my name is Wang Hang Low.
BEOTCH!!!!!!!

Sep 26, 2005

Raiden Gundam2 says:

Yo Scott look what I can do!
BBBAAANNNZZZIII!!!!! BEOTCH!!!!!

Sep 26, 2005

Raiden Gundam says:

Spike: Look, A band of Decepticon are attacking.
Blaster: WWWWhhhhaaaaatttttt
Spike: I said Decepticons are attacking over there.
Carly: Did you say you want popcorn this big at the concesion stand your pointing at?
Spike: UUUUHHHHHH!!!!

Sep 26, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Spike: Hey, I can see the band playing!
Carly: I can clap my hands!
Blaster: I'm surrounded by idiots...

Sep 26, 2005

Godfather Bluto says:

Spike: Youre what? I can't here you over these cheesy bands.

Carly: nevermind, it will be like the omen.

Sep 26, 2005

Thanatos Prime says:

Spike: Isn't the drummer that guy you used to date?

Carly: What are you trying to say?

Blaster: I don't need this, I'm outta here!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: 26092005!

Carly: 48735990!

Blaster: HA HA HA HAAA! You're cracking me up! You guys must be the greatest comedians since Funnimus Prime and Jokertron!

Sep 26, 2005

Thanatos Prime says:

Carly: Blaster isn't it illegal to record this?
Spike: He does it anyway to pay for his enriched energon addiction...

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Look, I'm poking the edge of the frame. I know this is all a cartoon and we can never die. We will last as long as the datafiles are preserved!

Carly: No more Twilight Zone reruns for you!

Blaster: I'm going to spit oil over the s

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: And that's where I sat in the Kiss gig 1988, and that's where I sat in the Carpenters gig in 1982, and that's...

Blaster: BORING!

Carly has gone to sleep for a hundred years and only the kiss of a handsome prince or Autobot wil

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Carly: Stop pointing and start clapping! You don't want N.W.A. to bust a cap in your ass!

Blaster: N.W.A.? I'll kill the fools? White Power!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Carly, now you're one of the Undead, could you please kill Primal Scream? They're always intoxicated and their stage shows are a disaster!

Carly: Brains. Need brains. Mmm, fresh brains.

Blaster: She'd do well as a lawyer!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: That's all we need: the dead have risen and they have very kissable lips.

Blaster: Never mind, you can kiss me instead!

Sep 26, 2005

1337W422102 says:

"Carly, look! You're almost as pale as Michael Jackson!"

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Carly: I've gone into shock. The antics of Barney and Friends are beyond the pale!

Spike: Perhaps the next act will soothe you - it's Marilyn Manson!

Blaster (transforming): Time to go, Carly!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Carly: Spike, I can't enjoy this rapping, cussing and breakdancing. I'm just too white bread!

Spike: Don't worry, the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra is on next.

Blaster: Who on Earth organised this gig?!

Spike: Maybe it wasn't

Sep 26, 2005

Sun Runner says:

Blaster: I don't get it, is it common for your earth musicians, to bite the heads of bats then sodomize a fellow bandmate onstage?

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Michael Jackson's hair caught fire! He looks like a big matchstick, with arms and legs and doing the moonwalk!

Carly: He'll probably need a lot of plastic surgery!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Word up!

Blaster: Word.

Spike: Put your hands in the air like you don't care.

Carly: Can't you ...uhh... see that I'm ...gnn... trying?!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Aren't you enjoying the show?

Carly: No. I can't bear it that you ogle scantily clad girls on Seibertron.com every week.

Blaster: Damn your hypocrisy, woman!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Go on, flash your ---- at the boy band! I bet no one's ever done that before!

Carly: No, I'm not doing it. They were lousy in bed last night.

Sep 26, 2005

Powermaster Jazz says:

Spike: That guy looks like a chick.
Carly: Shut up, that's Cher.
Cher: HOW MANY LADIES BEEN HURT BY THEIR MEN?
Carly and other ladies: WOOOOOOOO
Spike: There goes my night...

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: I never thought they'd start Transformer Gladiator Games here on Earth. Look at Onslaught fight!

Carly: The overall winner will get my special treatment tonight!

Blaster: Take cover! Snarl is about to use a multiple rocket launcher!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Carly, I...

Blaster: Shut up, pipsqueak; she's my woman now!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: There's a fat chick sitting next to me, Carly. Do something!

Carly: Oh, get over it! I'm sitting next to an alien, transforming, mass-shifting, music-loving robot who looks like a really clunky ghetto blaster! My street cred is on t

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Carly, over there - a hand cream saleswoman!

Carly: It's about time!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Blaster wonders how he is going to cope in future, rebuilt as an I-Pod. Where will his cassettes fit then?

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: This Grace Jones concerts sucks so bad, I'm being slowly pulled into it!

Carly: We gotta KILL the bitch!

Blaster: White Power!

Sep 26, 2005

ProwlBaby says:

S: Look, It's playing the theme to Transformers the Movie.

C: Oh, I know! Isn't it great!

B: Yeah, It's just a shame Prowl gets his fool butt killed off.

Sep 26, 2005

DeltaSeeker says:

You know the concert's bad when someone brings their own boombox to drown out the sound.

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Blaster, do you think this massive charity concert will really stop puppies with motion sickness from dying in African washing machines?

Blaster: Hell no, but the music's terrific!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Blaster: I fail to see the value in this 'MC Hammer' person or his act.

Carly: Stop!

Spike: Hammer time!

Blaster: Oh well, I suppose I should get with the beat. How does it go? Can't touch this!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

This is the biggest roller coaster we've ever been on!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: Carly, it's Kraftwerk! You can impress them with your robotic Alice-in-Wonderland routine!

Carly: Flipping cheek!

Blaster: What about my robotic robot routine?

Carly: The seat's not big enough, bozo!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: There's no guard rail. We could just jump to our deaths!

Carly: It would be worth it to get a little closer to those stinking hunks of manhood!

Blaster: The Pet Shop Boys?

Carly: Yes! Yes! The Pet Shop Boys!

Spike (whispers): So

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: I really, really love you.

Blaster: Sob! I'm overwhelmed!

Carly: Shut it, tan boy, I'm absorbing the 1980's vibe!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: So, how do you Transformers do this 'mass shifting'?

Blaster: Mainly we use big trucks, but sometimes we use small hand carts.

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Carly: Must ... fellate ... band members. Must ... fellate ... roadies. Must ... fellate ... security staff.

Blaster: Is she under the influence of Bombshell?

Spike: No, she's always like this. Damn it!

Sep 26, 2005

Duo Maxwell says:

B: spike you little bastard why the hell did you let her bring me allong to a K3 concert you know it makes me sick when i hear them.

S: sorry blaster i tryd

b: oh my god i'm gonna puke

s: EXCUSE ME MY BOOMBOX IS ABOUT TO THROW UP

c: whhh

Sep 26, 2005

Jaw Crusher says:

Spike: "Carly, quick! Defibrillate Jagger again before the audience figures out what's happened!"
Blaster: "And I'll crank the bass so that the audience will be too disoriented to notice the smell!"

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: So, why's Blaster so hot?

Carly: I sit on his speakers, he makes a deep base sound and it's heaven!

Spike: DJ Howard Stern, you've got a lot to answer for!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: With Blaster here and the cameras rolling, I bet that Soundwave will show up pretty soon!

Carly (consults script): I'll take that bet too!

Sep 26, 2005

snavej says:

Spike: So how big is Snoop Dogg's anyway?

Carly: About so big.

Spike: Bigger than mine?

Carly: By about four inches.

Spike: Maybe if I complete my white-to-black transformation, I'll gain those extra four inches!

Carly: Several mi

Sep 26, 2005

Payner™ says:

No one really knew, but back in the day Spike and Blaster made a nice living with Audio Piracy

Sep 26, 2005

Acelister says:

Spike: "Carly, I got laid behind that speaker once."
Blaster: "I told you man, she's too busy starin' at Brian Adams..."
Spike: "Damn that Canadian..."

Sep 26, 2005

Acelister says:

Girl in the back: "Come on... I've got $50 riding on Weird Al taking a dive..."

Sep 26, 2005

Acelister says:

Spike: "He's going to jump fifty cars now!"
Carly: "This is so much more fun than staying in and making out!"
Spike: "Why does it sound like you mean that...?"

Sep 26, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

These seats suck. The band looks like roaches.

Sep 26, 2005

Ratbat says:

Spike: Blaster, that's Guns N' Roses--one of THE BEST rock bands of the '80s.

Sep 26, 2005

Ratbat says:

Blaster! Carly! How do you like the concert?
Blaster: I LOVE it!!!
Carly: Ditto!

Sep 26, 2005

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