The Ultimate Caption Contest
Chip Chase surfing the Internet?
270 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:
Ah yes, Teletraan Chase. Also known as luckatron, green teletran, Scooby Dooby Dooby Tron, and much more but we're short on time.
Easy Tiger says:
Wow, it sure is lucky that you giant alien robots have all these wheelchair-accessible human-size computer terminals.
Unknown says:
No. I was not just looking at Pamela Anderson! More like, um, Sean Connery!
(We mean fully clothed.)
Roadshadow says:
Chip: Oh, uh, hey Prime! I was uhh...ordering a uhh...
Optimus: Don't give me that crap! I saw you oogling at Playboy.com! I'm telling Ultra Magnus!
Chip: He can't deal with that now!
Masterpiece Prowl says:
Chip: No, NO, NOOO!
Prime: (offscreen) What's going on Chip?
Chip: It's, It's, IT'S...
Prime: What is it?
Chip: THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!
Other Autobots: (also offscreen) (screaming)
Chip: It's, It's, IT'S...
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trailbreaker says:
"Okay, guys, who's been surfing the 'ArceeBigBoobs.com' website????"
darkwind25 says:
Damnit, looks my bank account is low! I guess I have to start spending my money more wisely, yessiree!! Mmhmm! Im a dork.
Not Sonic says:
Chip:Whadd'ya mean no computer!I didn't break Rodimus's window, it was Sparky!
Optimus:Right, andi am gonna save the univese from humongous planet eating meanace with horns..
*Sparky walks in with gun and bat*
Sparky:Stupid Rod,
juggaloG says:
Aw, crap! Now I gotta fix Teletran-1 because Optimus Prime decided to install Microsoft Windows XP. I told him that it was unstable, and Internet Explorer even more so. But, did he listen to me? Noooo. He had to install the "latest, greatest Operatin
Greg says:
Hey! Do You Like This New Chair I Got? It Makes Me Pull Funny Faces!
Don't Try To Change The Subject Chip! What Were You Looking At On That Computer?
Errr...
Kal-Seth says:
Chip: see this funny face im making? put the barrel of an energy rifle between my lips and please pull the trigger...
chip comesto the relisation that being crippled means certain parts of him can't "rise to attetion"
Soda Pop Kurtis says:
Chip: Time to check the e-mail.
(reads aloud): Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?
(response): What the crap, its all people ever ask me, I got just the thing for you... DELETED!!!!!!!
Tiedye says:
"I'm sick of being everyones lacky.. Just wait till Everyone see's all the pictures I took of them sleeping in weird postions posted on the net."
Tiedye says:
Chip- I'm sick being everyone's lacky. Just wait till everyone sees all the funny pictures I took of them sleeping in weird positions posted on the web.
LordTyphon says:
Chip:: No one will notice if I change this little line of code to improve Seibertron.com (type type type) Gah, I just reset everything, well maybe no one will notice.
nothing_face says:
CHIP: "Whoops. With one little keystroke, I just took out six months worth of data from some fan site. Eh. Nobody will notice." SEIBERTRON, at home on his own computer: "****!!! ****ing son of a *****! ****!! Well... guess I&a
Anonymous says:
Chip,"Wow boy I sure took one hell of a beating in the caption contest,but hey that was three pictures ago,I should be safe....What,wait what the hell.Seibertron goes down and I'm back in the barrel.Just F'n great."
Galvatron says:
all right megatron ive gotten you the Spice channel now put my kitten down.
Anonymous says:
Prime: Is that immorale material you're looking at, Chip?
Chip: What? No! I would never...!(alt-F4, alt-F4 faster Telatran!)
Anonymous says:
Wow this new 1987 PC is a blistering 10Mhz and only 4 times the size of last year's version.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Ooohh,Chip,Brian,and the rest of your Dungeons & Dragons club are here.Should I send them down to the basement dear?" Chip,"MOM,how many times have I told you on friday and saturday night that's not Brian,it&am
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Chip,"Well,Optimus it seems the dreams you've been having about eating your own crap,come from the fact that your spark was briefly housed in the body of a cyber ape 4 million years ago." Optimus,"Well that might explai
EverythingIsFodder says:
Why, yes, I DO want to refinance my mortgage... and enlarge my penis. This "internet" thing is great!
Anonymous says:
Hey Prime! Microsoft says that you have an illegal copy of Teletran 1 (do they own this too?).
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Chip,"Let's see what kinda rumor can I start today.....I've got it.The Mazda Alternator's name is ... Skids,yeah that'll work they'll buy that.Well at least for a couple of days.And then in a couple of
Minicle says:
Chip: Heh heh, that false information I planted on the Net about there being a live action Transformers movie has thrown the Transfan community into chaos and flamewars..... oh! no change there.
longlatinlocks says:
Guess what I just snagged for twenty bucks on eBay? A better friggin wheelchair, that's what!
joykiller says:
Years after quitting smoking chip still found his hand slipping into that familiar position.... damn you marlboro
joykiller says:
The most powerful computer in the universe and i can't even play counterstrike on it
BlItZeR says:
"oh Great, Atari Pong..and I though you Autobots were highly advanced.."
Anonymous says:
Today on America's most wanted, we show you the exclusive photo of the mastermind behind all the Viruses and SPAM created. Listen up scumbag, you better not eat, or sleep because were coming for you...
Anonymous says:
Chip: "Geez, isn't that Seibertron guy ever going to change the picture for the caption contest? Even I'm getting tired of looking at myself."
Anonymous says:
"Chip Chase,yeah I put the little bastard in the chair,he was a theart to me.Now who's the biggest man in the business.I got no regrets I'd do it again,and let that little,and I do mean 'little' punk try�
Anonymous says:
Wanted: Chip Chase
Crime: Creating the MyDoom virus
Caution: Subject is very dangerous and wets his bed nightly.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
"I downloaded this mysterious untitled file thinking it would be something cool, but it's just a grainy video of Starscream's Ghost crawling out of a well and ambling towards the screen."
lockepsb says:
Look wheeljack, I upgraded Teletran One to an x86 Processor with 640Kb of RAM, CGA Monitor, Dot-Matrix printer, and finally last but not least, we'll be soaring on the net with a 300Kbs baud modem... now isn't that fast?!?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Hey! Who put nude pics of Carly on the net? Oh wait I did."
killfranken says:
Don't bug me! I'm submitting a long, unfunny caption on seibertron.com!
Anonymous says:
What did I tell you about pirating music? The RIAA is gonna run you up $h!t creek for this one!
Minicle says:
Meet Chip Chase, the Harry Potter of the Science world, all he needs now is the scar.
Grimlock:(Sharpening sword) Me Grimlock see to that...
Minicle says:
Chip: Yes I can see your problem Optimus, this super computer is infact a 2d background drawing, come to think of it so am I...
Anonymous says:
"Help save the Master's of the Universe? I was part of that movement,the first time they tried canceling the toy line.That's how I got into this chair,I took a case of Trap Jaw's to the lower back.Please don't
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"AARRGGGHH Windows NT,and only a 4 gig memory,that's what I get for buying a closing K-Mart's pharmacy computer."
Anonymous says:
Dave, I'm afraid. Chip: My name's not Dave, and you damn straight you're gonna be afraid once I shove this virus up your a$$
Senor Hugo says:
Chip: Aha! I knew it! Teletran 1 wasn't telling us that asteroids were heading for earth! He was telling us that Bumblebee was dicking around with my Asteroids game again!
Anonymous says:
Chip was the producer on the'Transformers For Food' album,which featured a both Autobots and Decepticons covering 'Heal The World',and Optimus and Megatron singing,'He ain't Heavy He's my Brot
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
1985:Chip makes a bad call,"I'm tellin you this beta max machine is gonna kick the VHS's @$$.I'm investing every dollar I've got in them."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"ARGH! Who put nude pictures of Dr. Arkum on the internet?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Pictured here is Chip Chase and the Sega Genesis with ALL of it's add on components.
Alvin Prime says:
"So after you've hacked into the pentagon, you can change your social and get a brand new life!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The Autobots took quickly to earth customs such as humor.They however didn't quite get it right,several days earlier Grimlock taped a sign on the back of Chip's chair that read "Throw me Chip down lot of stairs",causing
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"When I was 17 I realized with a name like Chip,I wasn't really gettin any tail so I drove my car headfirst into a wall trying to end my sexless existence.That's how I got into this chair.I still blame Dad,HOW COULD HE LET MOM P
Anonymous says:
In one life Chip Chase is nothing but a nerdy cripled wanker. In the other he is in fact: BATMAN!
Anonymous says:
Wait, you're a highly advanced civilization and you don't know Windows?
TheRoMan says:
Hey Ratchet, I'm just checkin out a website. Its the official website off my cousin Timmy's band "The Lords of the Underworld". He lives out in Colorado, so I don't see him much.
Ractus Karr says:
oh!crap! I deleted vector sigma...
..just then...
Zaap! Zaap!
AAAAAAGH
hrpanelvan says:
man the pc's that old it has the stoned maryjane virus now wheres that old copy of DOS
Anonymous says:
HeHe, when nobody's watching, I'm hacking the banks and transfering the money to a Swiss'account, muhahahaha!!
Anonymous says:
This Damn computer is so big, I had to buy a chair on wheels to get me to one button and to an other!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"This is great Wheeljack,but isn't a little big for a toaster? And where's the slot to put my poptart? You really dropped the ball on this one."
Minicle says:
Chip: Ok first I'll have to wipe your old memory files Teletran.
Teletran: I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave.
Chip: Huh? My names not Dave.
Teletran: Do'a giv a Scrap Sucka!!
Andrew says:
You know last time was on teletran 1 I thought it was orange. Has Sunstreaker given it a paint job
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
*BRING*CHIP YOU'VE GOT SOME MAIL:Its New, Its Safe!
Its The Most Advanced Penile Enlargement Solution!
It's 100% Guaranteed To Enlarge Your Penis. 3+ INCHES
NaturalGain+
Chip,"AAARRRGGGGG WHY CAN'T I GET THIS CRA
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Unnnn....Optimus I'd love to help you with your computer problem,buuuutt uhhm all these keys are in cybertronian."
TheRoMan says:
I am sorry Optimus...I couldn't get your Matrix back. It looks like we were outbid at the last second by some kid in Iowa. I hate eBay! Besides, what kind of a leader lets Ultra Magnus borrow the Matrix anyway?
TheRoMan says:
Let me get this straight Perceptor, you built a computer 13 feet long...and it doesn't have enough memory to run "The SIMS®". I mean seriously... 13 feet long?
TheRoMan says:
Um, Optimus...you better see this. It apears that Spike's dad has been trading some intresting photos back and forth with a fellow named Pete Townsend.
Bruticus Buckeye says:
"Crap! SPIKE has dysentery for the third fricking time. I love playing 'The Oregon Trail,' but Teletran likes to screw you badly!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
ATTENTION SEIBERTRON:Bumblejumper's 'chatroom' post is the funniest anybody is gonna post on this picture(not that I won't post like 50 more times trying to beat that).
Bumblejumper says:
Hey Sparkplug! I'm in a chatroom with Megatron! I told him I'm a hot little number who turns into a pink motorbike. He wants to polish my rear fender while I pull his trigger!
Anonymous says:
Oh Prime!! No I'm not looking at pictures of Elita-1 Stripped down! Wait Prime! No!! Don't Shoot!!!
Bombshell says:
Computer: How about a nice game of chess?
Chip: Screw that! Show me some smut!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
What ever happened to Chip? Theory 27:Just then Tony Soprano walked in.Chip sleeps with the fish.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Hi,welcome to the Ark.How may I direct your call?"
lockepsb says:
*whistling* looking at por-no-graph-ic pictures do dah, here I found some of Carly... Do Dah Do Dah... WoW! she sure is hot! Hehe I can almost see Spike in this picture.... oh wait that's his Reflection.... SPiKE!??!?! Hey Buddy whats up? Spike
Anonymous says:
"La La La, I'm sitting right here, but hey you can see me!"
Anonymous says:
Whoops! I accidently pushed the button that launches a rocket to Iraque by mistake again! It will costs hundreds of lives. How clumsy!!
Sideswipe says:
Murphy: So, Sparks, would we get Chopper Dave with this setup?
Chip: Who are you, and how did you get in here?
TheRoMan says:
"Greetings Professor Falkin".... -HELLO JOSHUA.- "I have had a difficult time reaching you...and there is no response at your home in Oregon...It is 30 hours, 5 mins and 24 seconds until I launch my missiles at Autobot Headquart
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
What ever happened to Chip? Theory 15: He got REALLY into EverQuest,no one has heard from him since.
Anonymous says:
Chip programs Teletran 1 to eradicate the New England Patroits during the AFC Championship Game, allowing the Indianapolis Colts to go to Superbowl XXXVIII.
Anonymous says:
Ok... internet properties.... set home page..... www.goatse.cx/hello.jpg... alright! The Autobots won't know what hit 'em!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
It's good to see my prays have been answered,and God has indeed crippled the Armada writers.
Starscreech says:
I'll show them all how to do a trojan hose by God! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Vanish says:
Tonight on Unscrewed... We show you how the Matrix of Leadership can be used as a digital bong... but first, Girl Gone Wired
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"I'm starting my own hot chick section on Seibertron it's called:Before I was in this damn chair."
Anonymous says:
Chip: Uhm, hey Prime... I don't know if you know this, but it looks like someone put the Autobot Matrix for sale on ebay again.
Anonymous says:
Optimus: 'Chip, what are you doing?'
Chip: (softly)'Think, Chip, think. What do normal people do on the internet?'
Chip: I'm looking for porn! DAMMIT!'
Anonymous says:
Prime-"What are you doing on my computer.
Chip- The anti-matter formula is boring. Pamela Anderson, here I come
lockepsb says:
*BLING* Carly-Con@Aol.com: Hiya you sexy little geek-muffin you!
Geekboyinawheelchair: Hey I told you not to Instant Message me when I'm on TeleTran, Spike could come in and see.
lockepsb says:
What do you mean that I'm in the Matrix Morpheus? That's in Optimus Prime's chest, and he's standing Right behind me.
Anonymous says:
"T-Teletran One? W-Why do you keep calling me "Dave"??? Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Anonymous says:
"So much for Howard Dean's poll numbers! Bwaaahaaahaa!!!"
Anonymous says:
Teletran 1: "what are you doing, Dave???"
Chip: "Oh, crap!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"All this Cybertronian technology and I still gotta push my a$$ around in this chair,I'm going to join the X-Men at least their cripple's get hover chairs."
killfranken says:
Hey Spike! There's a picture of you frenching Bumblebee on GayRoboluv.com!
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: "Oh sorry Chip... I didn't realize you could even do that..."
Chip: "Bumblebee, I'm not COMPLETELY paralyzed." Bumblebee (now looking at the monitor): "Hey, where did you get that
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Chip,"Unnngh,Optimus...I think I started the self destuct for the Ark's engines." Optimus,"Well it's my own fault really I never should've let a primative lifeform have unlimited access to technology w
USDA Prime says:
Chip: "Hey, these Tranformers caption contests are pretty funny! What's next? 'Chip Chase surfing the internet'? What the hell?"
tremor3258 says:
Optimus, why does this computer look like we borrowed it from G.I. Joe?
DeceptiGojira says:
Sparplug¡, are you downlading Porn again? This computer is not for personal use¡.
Geminii says:
Ebay: For Sale: G1 collection, 1:1 scale. No boxes, some battle damage, comes with all weapons and accessories. NO RESERVE!
thexfile says:
chip is conduckting the minicon aucestra in D minor that is out of shot..... we always knew he was a geek...
Meister says:
Optimus Prime: Great cybertron! You're not Chip!? Who are you?
???:So you finally found it out? I'am...
"BILL GATES(C)TM.!!!"
Suzuki says:
Okay, which of you installed Windows on this thing? Do you have any idea how long it's going to take to clean up the hard drive now?!
thexfile says:
eaver wonderd who the hel sidways is in the new armada series ??
whel sinds chip was already a mad genius and a could not walk and kinda blamed the outobots , so they did the robocop thing and turned him into the head of sidways...
here is a little
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Chip,"Hot damn I love this Schwarzenegger sound board." "DILLON!"
Zu Darkness says:
Chip: Umm Optimus I fail to see why You wanted me to hack into thiswebsie with a Fake ID and credit card.
Optimus: Chip it is Vital that yuo sucessed in this mission cause the fate of the Universe is instake on this.
Chip: Okay then but I want dou
Anonymous says:
lol.. oh Spike you are so funny! I'm blonde,blue eyed,and love men in hardhats.Can we meet.---(If Spike only knew that Chip is Carly and Carly is Chip!!!Great Primus!!!
Anonymous says:
Teletran One: Hey Chip, you have mail.
Chip: Really Tran? From who?
Teletran One: Deeeeeeeeeeez nuts!
Chip:(Turns around) Optimus, Teletran is being a meaning!
Optimus: That's right, biotch!
Anonymous says:
How the hell do you get this damn pop up alert away?! Ok, control, alt, delete. No, how about F1, command W?.....Damn it!!!!
gir says:
Where’s the mouse?.. for being advanced alien robots..they sure have low tech equipment..
trailbreaker says:
"Hey look! Teltran 1 has that sound clip of Howard Dean saying 'YEEEEEAARRGHHH !!!!!!'"
Anonymous says:
HEY, I CAN HACK INTO HASBRO'S WEBSITE AND TELL THEM THAT ARMADA BLOWS !!!!
Anonymous says:
"I have hydraulics in my wheelchair, with gold rims and neon lights!"
JazZeke says:
Spike: "Chip, what're you on?"
Chip: "I'm on GeekMatch.com!"
Anonymous says:
Back in the 80's, noone has ever heard of the Internet. 20 years later, everything has changed.
Anonymous says:
Chip: Optimus, your computer keyboard has no letters. What buttons do I push?!
Starscreech says:
Optimus:"Alright, who the hell put AOL 9.0 on Teletran?"
Chip:*whistles* I dunno Prime...
President Optimus Prime says:
Chip Chase, one of our trusted allies from the old days. I wonder where he is now.
Anonymous says:
Uhm Optimus....... I got a hacker on to Teletran and he's deleting his HDD.
thexfile says:
chip thinking : now if i do this , and put this here i should have a lot of new info.....stupide outobots wil pay for not giving me as much airtime..... they wil be sowwie ....just wait.... in a few years you all wil be sory when i launsh my own series ca
Alphatron2k3 says:
Chip, Damm this is advanced its a 486!
hmmmm... Intel may want these designs............
(Optimus comes in)
Optimus: Whats going on here?
Chip: Nothing, I'm not sending any blueprints of telatran one to intel, honest!
Optimus: Wel
Anonymous says:
Chip:"The Decepticons are breaking into the Ark? Unicron is about to eat the Earth? Prime just died, Wheelie is now in charge, and Grimlock accidentally ate Spike? So what?! I'm about to download the Paris Hilton sex video! Now get outta
teletran 1 says:
CHIP: Uh, Optimus. I been watch these Family Guy episodes and I can't believe you're jewish.
OPTIMUS PRIME: I had no clue I knew that.
Dragontron88 says:
Welcome to Mc Donalds, how may I help you? ....Pull up to the next window please
Cliffjumper says:
Chip: Well, all I'll do now Prime is restart teletran 1 and...
Optimus: Good lord no!
Chip: too late Prime
Op: You've erased teletran's personality.
Chip: did I do that.
Cliffjumper: I told you he was a traitor Prime!
Prim
Anonymous says:
Chip:Optimus! Megatron's about to release another version of AOL!
Optimus: He must be stopped, no matter the cost.
Cue 80's rock
Anonymous says:
Recording Industry Executive: I'll stop you from downloading free music. Chip: Not if Wheeljack's invention works you won't!
Anonymous says:
In an effort to preserve Napster and the availability of free music on the Web, Chip takes control of Prowl and sends him to destroy Metallica, Dr. Dre and the RIAA.
aeleven says:
HOW THE F#*K, AM I SUPPOSE TO TYPE ANYTHING IN WHEN THERES NO F*#KING LETTERS ON THESE KEYS!!!
Anonymous says:
Hey! Do you mind, I am trying to scan for uhh...viruses. Yeah that's it, scan for viruses.
Anonymous says:
Guys wanna see pics of Minerva in the cleaning unit? Autobots: Yeah, yeah, YEAH!
Anonymous says:
Screw those artists!! They are rich and keep being awesomly dirty rich, so I say: Long Live MP3's! (lateron it was Chip the man behind Napster and KaZaA)
Anonymous says:
Well actually my name is Bill Gates but I always thought of that as a dorky name so i changed it myself to Chip.
Stormwolf says:
Chip: I predict that in 20 years the computers will become twice as fast and 4 times bigger than they are now. And that Microsoft thing will be bankrupt before 1995!
Galvatron(from 2006): Alright, let's bet for your wheelchair...
nothing_face says:
Chip: Hey, guys! I got that webcam installed in Arcee's CR chamber - an' she's not wearin' her chasis!
Minicle says:
Chip: Don't worry Optimus, using my awsome nerd powers I will find a solution using the computer your race built but only I can work .
Optimus: Err Chip. You do realise that is the Cyber-Bidet your touching..
Minicle says:
Teletran: You've touched me in ways, I've never been touched before.
Chip:Eep!... I hope nobody heard that.
Soundwave (3 Miles away): Too late.
Megatron: Soundwave, stop talking and bend over already!
Minicle says:
Chip: Hey! They have a picture of me on this site an.....hey! (Turns around to see Bumblebee standing behind him with a digital camera)
Bumblebee: Tee-hee-hee (Runs off)
Minicle says:
Lou: ANDY! Are you using the Autobots computer to download porn!
Andy:....No.....
Lou: Oh well thats allright.
(This will probbably make sense if you've watched Little Britain)
thexfile says:
PROOF CHIP IS FOOLING EAVERYBODY WITH HIS WEELCHAIR.... THIS IS THE PROOF , HE THOUGHT NOBODY WAS WATSHING BUT HE FORGOT OUR HIDDEN CAMERA.....>>> CHIP TYPING MADLY , LOOKS AROND THINKING : ( DAM I GOT A MIGHTY WEDGY , MY PANTS ARE RI
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Anybody know how Chip got in that chair? Lief Garrett almost got him killed in a car accident.
lockepsb says:
HEY, I just hacked into Sunbow/Hasbro Information systems to check out the Upcoming Transformers the movie that's supposed to take place 20 years in the future, it says... WHAT THE HELL, WHY AM I NOT IN IT... AND WHY DON'T THEY SAY WHAT
lockepsb says:
Chip: "WHAT?!?! What do you mean I'm only connected at 300Bps?!?! I thought Tele-Tran One was Hard Wired to the net? Oh, Cable & DSL won't be Installed for 20 years in this area. How the hell am I supposed to watch th
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"It's not porn.I'm using Teletran 1 to view a quaser in the beta 5 galaxy,but yes I was touching myself."
Prowl76 says:
Honest Prime!I was checking decepticon activity.Get your optical sensors checked that wasn't the Paris Hilton video.Really it wasn't.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Here Chip shows off the latest in Etch-A-Sketch technology.
Anonymous says:
CHIP: At last, everything has fallen into my favor. After selling the Autobots and Decepticons out to Unicron, he left me free to use their technology for any means I need! (Glasses fall off and shatter) No... that's not fair... there was time no
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Hey Chip I hear Chris Reeve is playing you in the movie!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The mystery finally resolved.Chip typing.Username:NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE..........
USDA Prime says:
Chip: "I found out that watching porn won't make you go blind. It will make you paralyzed from the waist down."
Anonymous says:
Chip: (looks to the left, right, and behind, then checks his e-mail) Yes! I may be a winner and nobody else can steal my money!
Zalf says:
This won't do,I was trying to draw Optimus Prime and ended up drawing Megatron.Ah,who can tell the difference
FortMax says:
Chip: MMMMM take it off Elita-1...okay now kiss arcee...thats right kiss her, no not on the lips. Go on she'll like it...now stroke her. Now stick that inanimate carbon rod in her (if any of you are getting aroused by this you should go shoot y
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Chip,"Well Optimus I was gonna post naked pictures of megatron on the net to discredit him,when it dawned on me.All of you Transformers ARE naked."
Anonymous says:
Chip:What uhh I'm not looking at anything bad uh just a pop-up is all *sweats*
Anonymous says:
Chip uses Teletran to AIM his new buddy...
Ch1pIzGoD14: OMG, no way!!!11
sEXXXyMegaTr0n89: Ya, dood, it was t3h h4xx0r! w00tw00t!!111
Ch1pIzGoD14: OMFG, 0pt1mu5 is back!!!111 g2g, dood!!1
sEXXXyMegaTr0n89: OMFG ROFLMAO!!!1
Anonymous says:
"Optimus! A Deceptcon saboteur must have snuck in last night and set our default home page to rotten.com...oh God, I think I'm gonna puke..."
icycandy2 says:
Exactly why did you guys have computers you fail to understand that seem to have been built with human users in mind installed on your ships anyways?
fishyofpain says:
Optimus: I told you, Chip... Stop downloading porn on teletran 1... We have virgin eyes here. Bumblebee: OOH... What's the hole for??? OOH...
tony says:
"Great, you could have the biggest, fastest computer ever made. Able to do anything and search online in seconds and yet once you install Windows, it crashes! Why?" "Because, Chip, we're only good at killing one anot
Anonymous says:
"Oh hi,I bet your wondering why I disappeared after season 2 well,I've no one to blame but me.You see Spike and I both had a thing for Carly.Well she ended up with him.I blamed the chair,blame turned to hate,hate to booze,and I turned up
Anonymous says:
I may be a computer nerd today. But, 20 years from now, I'll get the last laugh--and be a millionaire!!
Anonymous says:
"Relax, Optimus...Elita won't be here for another hour. Plenty of time to get all the stored memory of all those femmebot porn sites out of your hard drive."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Chip,"Heh Optimus,when do I get my exo-suit,so I can get out of this chair?" Prime,"Soon Chip soon just keep crackin those Decepticon codes." Chip,"You said that last month."
Seeker72 says:
"Chip! How may times have we told you that Teletran 1 is not to be used for accessing human pornograhy sites!" Chip..." Ulp "Sorry, Optimus."
Zeedust says:
Chip: "I think I'm gonna go to Ask Jeeves and ask why my computer looks like the dashboard of a giant car on crack."
USDA Prime says:
Chip: "Aw, come on Optimus! Just give me 5 more minutes to play Heavy Metal War! I'm almost strong enough to beat one of UOP's transformers!"
Anonymous says:
Remember boys and girls. When signing up for something on the internet, always supply false information. Especially your age. Always lie and say that you are between the ages of 20 and 35.
Anonymous says:
''Millions of websites, and I still can't get Transformer porn...''
Anonymous says:
here we see a young Bill Gates, discovering the virtuious ways of the internet...
CHIP:heh, as soon as i lose those autobots...i'll be unstoppable!
Anonymous says:
"MOM!?! It's not what it looks like! They're not naked men, they're...they're...aw, ----."
Anonymous says:
"after analyzing all available data, I have come to the conclusion that Armada really sucked."
Anonymous says:
"Wow! 'Tron' is cutting edge technology! What could ever top this?"
ionacus says:
chip:spike will now feel my wrath now that i have created ....before carly.com. he will regret stealling carly from me! hahahahahahaha!
FortMax says:
Chip: This would be really arousing if I still had feeling below my waist
lockepsb says:
Tele-Tran One keeps knocking me offline Ironhide, I'm sorry I can't pull up those Robotic Swimsuit model pics you asked for.
Anonymous says:
WoW, Check this site out: seibertron.com it's cool and has lots of pics and information about you guys!
