Computron holds Galvatron

trailbreaker says:

“Yummy treat !!”

Ms. Trebuchette says:

"Datum: Galvatron is purple. Query: Is Galvatron grape-flavored? Course of action: Subject Galvatron to Tootsie-pop treatment to determine flavor."

Rainmaker says:

Computron: Titans Return Galvatron is sufficient for my Masterpiece shelf

Chrisby says:

Oh sweet, my Universe Galvatron finally got here!

Heckfire says:

COMPUTRON: Wow, these Japanese exclusives ARE anatomically accurate!
GALVATRON: PUT MY PANTS BACK ON!

TF2 says:

Computron:Your a better robot replica than that Wheeljack

Dragon_Convoy says:

hey galvatron, how does it fell to be picked on by someone who is bigger than you

Zeedust says:

Slag it... I repeated that last joke.

Computron: "You hear something?"

Galvatron: "I can't feel my legs..."

Zeedust says:

"I shall call him Galvy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my little Galvy!"

Superion_007 says:

Yay! My very own bunny rabbit! I will hug him, squezze him, and call him George!

omega wing says:

I just want to hug himm and squeeze him until his eyes pop out

Galvatron NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Unknown says:

Your my lil puppy, now !!

DestronMatrix says:

Rodimus(from off screen):"now computron, finish him off!"

Galvatron:"grant me mercy Computron"

Computron:"computing,computing,computing,computing..."

(hours later)

Computron:"computing,computing,computing,com

Roadshadow says:

Computron: Wow! A new dolly. Gangster bitch Barbie will be VERY pleased.
Galvatron: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DarkDranzer says:

Galvatron: ...ribs...crushing!! Breakfast...coming...up!!

Computron: Muahahahahahaha!!! Who's insane now!!!

*Galvatron vomits in Computron's face*

cipher98 says:

Computron:Yay! My Transformers toy collection is complete!

Galvatron:I'm not toy put me you fool!

Computron:Sound bites! Awesome!

Demona says:

i shall call him: MINI-G!!!!

Zeedust says:

"I shall call him Galvy and he shall be mine and he shall be my little Galvy!"

juggaloG says:

C: Well, Galvatron, it looks like you won't be causing any more trouble for a LONG time!
G: Unhand me, Autobot scrap! (Blasts Computron & turns him into slag with one shot!) Well, that does it for those irritating Technobots! Prime, I'm com

Nightshadow says:

Computron: Wheres the manual for this new Handgun...?
Galvatron: AHH GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THAT !!! YOUR GOING TO...
Computron: Oops, i think i broke it...

Zeedust says:

Computron: "All right, buddy, handgun mode. I know you've got it, let's see it!"

Anonymous says:

Computron: Oh boy, a friend of my very own! I will love him, and hug him, and pet him, and I will call him George and hug him, and love him, and pet him, and we will be best friends forever and ever, won't we George?

Anonymous says:

In loving memory of Bert Kramer.

Anonymous says:

Computron: Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell the blood of a Decepticon!! Galvatron: Arrgghhh!! Get off me!! Where's my Fusion Cannon??

Anonymous says:

Sweet! I finally got my own action figure! Even after mommy and daddy said no! This(sniff) is a dream come true.

Anonymous says:

Computron: Wow! A new dolly. Gangster bitch Barbie will be VERY pleased.
Galvatron: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nosferatu says:

computron: still wanna tell me cradle of filth isn't black metal?

Anonymous says:

Computron: Wow, this is the best birthday present a bot could ever have! Thanks Rodimus!
Galvatron: PUT ME DOOOOWWWNN!!!

DKusanagi says:

Wow, I'll be the first kid on my block with a life sized Galvatron toy!!

Anonymous says:

"I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine, and he will be my Squishy."

Nightshadow says:

Computron: Mmmmmmmm.......*crunch*

Anonymous says:

Computron: trust in you, just in you, shut your eyes, and trust in you, you could sleep, bring some peace, for the world and galaxy, for the one you know give them a chance, you be kind forever for your mind, trust in you, just in you, shut your eyes and

Anonymous says:

Mmmmm! i love the blueberry ones!

Anonymous says:

Now how do you transform him again?

Anonymous says:

Computron: Yes! My very own Galvatron action figure!

Broadside says:

MMMM ENERGON GOODY!

Ricochet says:

Computron: Lets play dress up!

Galvatron: NOOOOO

Zu Darkness says:

You remember in Little Nicky when Ozzy bit off taht demon's head...well it's gonna happen to you Galatron : NOOOOOOOOOO anyting but that

Scattershot says:

You know, you're a lot tougher in the british comics.

Beast Simpson says:

Computrom: Decepticons come in three delicious flavors now!

Anonymous says:

I'll hug him and squeeze him and pet him and love him and call him george.

Anonymous says:

Computron: heh heh... mine's at least 7 to 8 times bigger than yours.

Anonymous says:

Computron: Tickychicky, tickychicky, tickichicky!!!
Galvatron: STOOOP, COMPUTRON!!!! It's tiiii-ickling me-eee!!

Anonymous says:

Comp: WOW a REAL Galvatron figure!!! Galv: No u fool its a REAL Galvatron!

macabremouse says:

No Galvatron, all your base belong to us!

Anonymous says:

At long last! My very own Cosmos Domination Barbie!

Unicron says:

oh boy! It's george! I will hug him and squeeze him and pet and hug him...

Unicron says:

Oh boy! Fresh Galvatron for lunch!

Battle Angel says:

Yay! My new talking Galvatron figure! Wait a minute, the old one never swore before...

Anonymous says:

i will call him george, and i will love him and pet him, and hug him and love him...

Anonymous says:

Galvatron completes his entry for the "It's times like these..." competition for Minties

Anonymous says:

computron- and i'll hug him and i'll kiss him and i'll name him GEORGE.

Shadow says:

Computron: You do realize that I could easily crush you into little peices andgrind you into dust before flinging you halfway across the universe into an exploding star resulting in your complete and utter destruction, right?
Galvatron: Yeah, so what&amp

Anonymous says:

Kid in Computron costume:How much for the G1 Galvatron? Drunk Japanese comic store manager:Two dallah!

Anonymous says:

computron: oh boy my very own mint condition Galvatron figure.
Galvatron: you @&*$# I Shrunk in the wash! put me down.

Anonymous says:

Who's your daddy?!?! uh Galavtron

Anonymous says:

Yummy! Galva-Cookie!

APOLLO says:

Computron "Warning: Fatal Error 0E has occured, you have performed an illegal operation. Prepare to be Defragmented."

Galvatron "Noooooooooo!!"

homelessjunkeon says:

computron:have you ever parked a bicycle in a plane hangar? galvy:what? compy:have you ever thrown a matchstick into a volcanoe? galvy:WHAT? compy:oh imjust making idle chit chat.

homelessjunkeon says:

computron:what the hell is this peice of crap, it looks nothing like the on from tv, its the wrong colour and everything. christmas is ruined i hate you mum and dad!(who i guess would be grimlock)

astrotrain's first friend says:

Computron:Oh i gonna put you in this lovely dress my little dollie! (holds up a VERY frilly pink dress)
Galvatron:NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Anonymous says:

glvatron "help me! help me!"

Anonymous says:

Mmmm. Hey, Superion, pass me the ketchup and mustard please.

Anonymous says:

your gonna shove me where?!

Pokejedservo says:

Computron: Oh looky my new "Life-Size Barbie"!

Anonymous says:

Computorn:"I predict a 99% chance of you getting your ass handed to you!"

Anonymous says:

Damn! These action figures seem to get uglier every year! >.

Anonymous says:

Galvy: Your breath S*T*I*N*K*S!!!

Anonymous says:

"Analysis: There is a 99.99% possibility that Galvatron looks mighty cute in dem cyberjeans!"

computron says:

Wow! A vintage 1986 Galvatron with no sitcker wear! how much do you want for It?

Dynamus Prime says:

Decepticon: The Other Other OTHER white meat!

Anonymous says:

Computron: (Scottish accent) Get in my belly!

Anonymous says:

Comp: Surrender, Galvatron!
Galvatron: Never! *poops in own hand and throws it at Computron*(it was a shot ;) )

Sledge says:

"Look at my new Happy Meal toy!"

Anonymous says:

Computron: Analysis, Galvatron dismembered. Solution, must use superglue.
Galvatron: What have you done to me?!!

Anonymous says:

Computron: Galvatron, I am your father!
Galvatron: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Computron:"OOO a Galvatron Transformable toy! I always wanted one of thsese!"

Anonymous says:

computron: finally my new ken doll

Anonymous says:

100$ for this G-1 galvatron ?....screw that! I work my ass off. Im going to wait untill they RE-ISSUE him & then it will get one.

Stacey says:

Computron: Hey, how much is this Galvatron ?

Anonymous says:

i will name him george, and i will hug him, and pet him, and pat him, and squeeze him, and love him.........etc

Anonymous says:

(galvatron) Hold me...

Anonymous says:

Computron: (to Galvatron) I will keep you as my pet.

Omega Prime says:

Coputron is deciding which way is the most painful; crush or eat

Anonymous says:

Computron: Mommy, Can I have this Galvatron toy, PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASE?

Anonymous says:

I shall call him.....Mini-me!

Omega Supreme says:

Computron: Need to apply excesive force to break Galvatron action figure,that walks,talks,shoots and transforms too.

Anonymous says:

ow goodie, this is way much cooler then teaprincess barbie! THANK YOU OPTIMUS PRIME!

Wolverine says:

This could be considerd the worlds nastiest "hand JOB!"...heh it was a try

Anonymous says:

big old Computronie, hoppin through the forest, scoupin up the Galvatrons and bopin them on the head

Anonymous says:

"Now, we will play TEA PARTY!"

Anonymous says:

Computron (in baby voice):Rattle Galvatron:Lllleeeetttt mmmeee dooowwwwnnn....

optimuslives says:

Me computron, you barbie

FortMax says:

COMPUTRON: So..thats what crawled up my butt

Anonymous says:

Computron: Mmmmm......snack...

Anonymous says:

Playing with this toy is giving me a mouse - arm!

Anonymous says:

computron:ure gonna love it priosn styl;e galvatron

megaprime says:

Awww damnit, his stickers are peeling.

Omega Prime says:

Hey look Defensor if you press this button his eyes light up and he makes a funny noise!!

Cybertron says:

Wow! A movie acurate Galvatron!

Anonymous says:

Computron: Hey I caught a lepracon now show me where your enerigon is. Galvatron: Neeeeevvveer!

Anonymous says:

computron: I told you buddy what would happen to you if you continued to see my sister now im gonna squezze ya.
galvatron:nooooooooooooo!

Anonymous says:

computron:I told you buddy what would happen if you continued to see my sister now Im gonna squezze ya.
galvatron: nooooooooooooo!

Anonymous says:

computron:I told you buddy what would happen if you continued to see my sister now Im gonna squezze ya
galvatron: nooooooooooooo!

Anonymous says:

computron: I have you now galvatron. galvatron:I am sorry but its not working.
director:your right I am sorry computron but your not what Im looking for in my new king kong movie.

Super Prime says:

Computron: Wow a Galvatron action figure.
Glavatron: I am not a toy!

Orion Pax says:

They try to but us, but they will never win. said by Orion Pax (younger OPTIMUS PRIME)

Anonymous says:

Whoa! And here I thought passing that kidney stone was bad....

Anonymous says:

Ahhh..finally my Galvatron shaped TV remote arrived.

Anonymous says:

Cool your transistors Galvatron, my calculation sais you have 0% chance on staying alive.

Anonymous says:

OW MAN!! I JUST LOVE THIS TOY!!! HIS GUN AND EYES GLOW UP WHENEVER I PRESS THIS BUTTON HERE!

Anonymous says:

Wow! A C-10 condition Galvatron for only $15! I knew lurking around flea markets would be better than paying those insane prices on ebay!

Anonymous says:

Computron: Well i got another adopt a transformer!!! YEY!!! Im gonna pet him and hug him and feed him and love him and call him galvy!!!
Galvatron: DONT TRY!!! (points canon at computron)
Computron: OH yeah (squeezes galvatron and accidentally kilss him

Snake says:

how about i toss you around like a rag doll

Shadow says:

wow my toy talks hmmm.. do the the happy hamster hop!

Anonymous says:

Who your daddy?

Anonymous says:

I finally have you in hand, Galvatron! :)

Neotron says:

Hey! This is not the RID
Galvatron I orderd! I want a refund!

The Matrix says:

Computron: I have you now, ah ha.....aaaahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous says:

I shall love him, and hug him, and call him George
Galvatron: SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Put me down this instance, NOW!

Anonymous says:

Wow, this little rascal came out from my Cereal? What a prize!!!

Anonymous says:

"Are you my daddy?"

Eman says:

Mmmmmmmmmm... Free edible Galvatron... (drools)

Anonymous says:

...it went "zip" when it moved and "bop" when it stopped and "whirrrrrr" when it stood still....

Anonymous says:

Oooh...delicious!!!

Unknown says:

Computron: I have always wonderd what Galvatron would taste like mmmm cant wait.

Black Convoy says:

hey.. so this was what was up my tail pipe!

Skids says:

Comps:"Heyyy,look at what the Easter Bunny left me *this* year!"

Galvatron:"I am THE BUNNY!!!"

Anonymous says:

Computron: Heh heh... I LOVE my new Galvatron action figure. Galvatron: LET ME GO, YOU OAF!!!

Anonymous says:

oh look a pussle
how long will it take me to put him back together
lets (crunch) see!

Anonymous says:

You are now my stress ball.

Anonymous says:

You are my stress ball

Anonymous says:

COMPUTRON: (In a dopey voice) Oh goody goody! My own little pet Decepticon!

Dynamus Prime says:

Computron: Now allow me to lecture you on the square root of the hypotenuse of an isoceles triangle...
Galvatron: And I thought Webworld was bad...

Brodimus Prime says:

ACTUAL LINE FROM THE DUBBED HEADMASTERS EPISODE:
Computron: You look kind of funny to me!
NO JOKE!!

Anonymous says:

Now I wonder, how many licks does it get to the center of a galvy-pop? *lick...lick...lick...lick....CRUNCH*

Anonymous says:

hehehehehe u smell kinda funny???

Anonymous says:

oooh yea baby, he melts in my mouth, not in my hand

Anonymous says:

Resistance is futile!!!

TFcon says:

I wonder what flavor he is on the inside.

Anonymous says:

(The TRUE origin of the Transformers line) At that moment, Computron became inspired: Hmmmmm... this would be a great idea for a toy.

Anonymous says:

COMPUTRON:Grimlock made me and your Menasor sucked. HAHAHAHA!

Anonymous says:

Nnnrrrrr...StarCruiser CRISH!

Anonymous says:

Computron: Yes! I finally got my Japanese BotCon mega PVC Galvatron! Now I only need the Lava version...

Anonymous says:

Awwwww, did somebody make a poopie it their diapie?

Anonymous says:

This most rare specimen is a Galvatron, always followed by a Cylonus and a Scourge.

Anonymous says:

I will love him, and hug him, and squeeze him, and call him, "George"

Alpha Prime says:

"24 points of articulation... who are they trying to fool?"

Anonymous says:

computron: MAMA!?!?!
Galvatron: OH......NO!

Anonymous says:

2 Decepticons looking at the scene: computron holding Galvatron...

Scorpionok: (in weird japanesse accent) OH no! compuzilla has grabbed our leader! this means im the new leader then, ba-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

Soundwave: (also in weird jap accent) INDEEEEE

Anonymous says:

COMPUTRON:: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a decepticon
GALVATRON:: five

BLUDGEON says:

Galvatron: Join me at Botcon! We can be Nazis and have Decepticon armbands and have sex with Soundwave and use the wholes in his cassettes together!

Anonymous says:

Now i can make Galvatron pie!

Anonymous says:

My, what a big canon you have...

Countdown says:

Computron: Woah, I stroke my cannon and look what it transforms into!

Anonymous says:

Now, how do I get him back into canon mode?!

Anonymous says:

Computron: I shall pet him and hug him and squeeze him and love him and call him George! Hello, George.
Galvatron: NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron nervously tries on last bluff:
*squeak squeak*

Anonymous says:

If I find another decepticon under the couch im calling the exterminator.

Anonymous says:

Computron gets ready to burp Glavatron

Nuke Mayhem says:

In neardy voice-"WOW, A galvatron, now my collection is compleat, and I can finally have my dream tag team match of Optimus Prime and Rodimus Prime vs Megatron and Galvatron." This is even better when I saved prince in Dungons and Dragon

Anonymous says:

Galvatron-be warned Autobot...the purple ones give integestion

matrix says:

(From ninja turtle movie)computron: pork rine? megatron:pork rine.

matrix says:

computron:(in a singsong voice) Me eat you up me eat you up. galvatron: NOOOOO!!!

Toughboot says:

Galvatron: You want me to do what, thats so gross...Computron: Welll I got something stuck up my nose.

Anonymous says:

U know im gonna eat u now rite???

Anonymous says:

I think you can tell if it is a boy or a girl by... oh wait. Never mind.

Anonymous says:

Computron : yes i got my glavatron action figure with real trying to kill u action

Anonymous says:

If I squeeze hard enought I might get enough energon juice out of you to make me a cup...

Anonymous says:

You wished you had been captured by King Kong instead of me!

Dynamus Prime says:

Galvatron: GGGGGGOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Dynamus Prime says:

When Computron gets bored he goes to Charr and relives Japanese monster movies with the Decepticons.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron remember this:
SIZE DOES MATTER!
(that we me earlier but forgot to send my name hehe :)

Shermtron says:

How you like to see my stomach acid?

Star Saber One says:

will you be my friend?

Arioch says:

Awwww...Does babee need a buwp??

Anonymous says:

Oooh my own little decepticon, i will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and feed him and smother him with lots of love. Galvatron: Nooooooo!

Anonymous says:

Computron: "Where is the cream filling?"

Anonymous says:

Fingerfood!!!

Anonymous says:

Every night when he recharges, Galvatron has the same reoccuring nightmare...

Anonymous says:

Computron: Please, mommy? Can I keep him?

Anonymous says:

"Wow, I just love my new Galvatron stress-releiver!" *Sqeeze!* *CRUNCH!* "Uh,Hmmmmm...."

Anonymous says:

"Wow, I just love my new Galvitron stress-releiver!" *Sqeeze!* *CRUNCH!* "Uh,Hmmmmm...."

Anonymous says:

Computron: HA! you think youre do great huh galvatron! Think again! I can even hold you with arm...this talking makes me so hungry. IM GONNA EAT YOU NOW!!! hahahahaha
(GOBBLES GALVATRON UP) BURP!!!..yuck grape flavor!

Anonymous says:

Chewy. Nachos. Nachos.
Galvatron!!!

Anonymous says:

How about a shave, you purple pony you.

Anonymous says:

Computron:MMMMM looks tasty

Anonymous says:

So THIS is what was stuck in the crack of my ass.

Galvatron Z says:

Finally, after all these years, Takara released a correctly colored Galvatron!

Stelartron says:

COMPUTRON:(as Loony Tunes abomnable snowman) And I will hug him, and stroke him, and feed him, and name him George.

Stelartron says:

COMPUTRON: Hey guys! Look what I got on ebay!

Cybertron says:

Yay! $800 energon cubes was worth the Galvatron reissue!

Anonymous says:

Computron: *PICKS UP GALVY & SQUEEZES HIM* (Russian Accent): Breathe, my friend!

Anonymous says:

Computron: I can see through yer armor plate!

Anonymous says:

Computron: YAY! NEW DECEPTICON DOLLY!